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Michael Essien And Salomon Kalou Celebrate Chelsea’s Champions League Victory By Grinding With Hot Physio Girl (Video)
The last time we were talking about a Chelsea championship celebration, it came during the 2009 FA Cup final, as striker Didier Drogba decided to give the festivities a homosexual flavor by reaching down and grabbing the crotch of teammate Jose Bosingwa. It appears as though the Chelsea players can’t stop themselves from incorporating these [...]
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Ramires’ Incredible Chip Shot Goal Helps Chelsea Advance To UCL Finals (Video)
We have gotten awfully used to seeing Lionel Messi chip the ball over opposing keepers and into the back of the net, but this time around Messi and his Barcelona side found themselves on the wrong end of such a wonderful display of brilliance. Following goals from Andres Iniesta and Sergio Busquets, and a red [...]
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Ramires Misses Open Net From Inches Away During UCL Match With Benfica (Video)
With Chelsea leading by a score of 1-0 during the second leg of their Champions League quarterfinal match-up against Benfica earlier today, Brazilian midfielder Ramires had a glorious opportunity to put the Blues up 2-0 and essentially clinch the English club’s birth in the semi-finals… …And he failed horribly. After watching a pass from Salomon [...]
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Did Iker Casillas Pick His Nose And Wipe It On A Kid? (Video)
Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas may not have realized it, but the camera was on him as he stood in the tunnel with his teammates prior to their Champions League match against Apoel Nicosia on Tuesday, and the footage now has everyone asking the question, “Did Iker wipe his booger on a child?” The easy [...]
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All Five Of Lionel Messi’s Goals In 30 Seconds (Video)
Yesterday afternoon I spent over 90 minutes watching Barcelona’s Lionel Messi make history with his five-goal performance during the second leg of a UEFA Champions League Round of 16 match against Bayer Leverkusen. Anytime you get to watch the best player in the world in action, it is always quite the treat. Especially when he [...]
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No One Enjoyed Boateng’s Goal More Than Tiziano Crudeli (Video)
You might think you are a big fan of your favorite team in your favorite sport, but your love for your club pales in comparison to Tiziano Crudeli’s love for AC Milan. The Gold 7 sports journalist and AC Milan superfan has shown his love for the Rossoneri in the past, and he was doing [...]
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Top 10 Best Champions League Goals of 2011
Europe’s leading football competition, the UEFA Champions League, has been a prime target for any footballer to play in. Thus, the goals which are scored are usually of a high standard and this year certainly hasn’t hindered that in any way. Total Pro Sports has compiled a list of the top 10 best Champions League [...]
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Danny Breaks Out The Urinating Dog Celebration (Video)
With Zenit St. Petersburg leading FC Porto 2-1 late during yesterday’s UEFA Champions League Group G match, the home side was looking to seal the deal and earn an important three points. Portuguese striker Danny would provide the finishing touches for Zenit, as he tapped home the third goal of the game for his club [...]
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This Day In Sports History (May 27th) – FC Barcelona
It was on this day in 2009 that FC Barcelona won their third UEFA Champions League title. Barcelona defeated Manchester United 2-0 in a game played at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome, Italy. Manchester United missed out on the opportunity to become the first team in 19 years to repeat as champions. Samuel Eto’o gave [...]
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Clarence Seedorf Is One Sad Man (Video)
No one appeared to be more emotionally distraught to see AC Milan eliminated from Champions League play today than midfielder Clarence Seedorf. After playing to a scoreless draw with Tottenham in the second leg of their round of 16 match today, Seedorf was simply too sad to take part in an on-field interview, attempting to [...]
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The Stat Line Of The Night — 3/8/11 — Lionel Messi
Barcelona entered the second leg of their Champions League match-up with Arsenal in need of a big performance at Camp Nou if they hoped to continue their run towards the title for best in Europe. Having lost the first leg in England by a score of 2-1, the Catalan Giants were in need of three [...]
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John Arne Riise’s Inexplicable Fall Leads To Shakhtar Goal (Video)
Roma’s John Arne Riise is still searching for answers as to why he couldn’t keep his footing during yesterday’s Champions League match against Shakhtar Donetsk. With Roma trailing 40 minutes into the game, Riise found himself backed up in his own end with the ball at his feet. Attempting to deliver a long ball down [...]
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AC Milan’s Gennaro Gattuso Chokes, Headbutts Tottenham Coach (Videos)
It wasn’t AC Milan’s day today as they fell to Tottenham by a score of 1-0 during the first leg of their UEFA Champions League round of 16 match-up. After a scoreless first half, the Rossoneri dominated the run of play for much of the second half, but couldn’t capitalize on their chances. Tottenham, on [...]
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Andriy Shevchenko Is A World Class Pickpocket (Video)
Years ago most soccer fans would have defined Andriy Shevchenko as a world class footballer, and while that label has since passed him by, he still possesses some world class skills in other areas. With that being said, allow us to offer you this one piece of advice. When Shevchenko is around, watch your pockets, [...]
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Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game
I don’t want to make this into a whole “Is soccer awesome or not” debate again, but this video from a game between Champions League teams Stuttgart and Unirea Urziceni last night definitely helps the argument for soccer in my humble opinion. In no major American sport could a player get away with sneaking away [...]





















