Tag Archives: Champions League
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Mario Balotelli Says Real Madrid Can Sleep with His Hot Girlfriend if They Come Back Against Dortmund
The semifinals of the 2013 UEFA Champions League pit two teams from Germany’s Bundesliga against two teams from Spain’s La Liga. Bayern Munich is taking on Barcelona; Borussia Dortmund is taking on Real Madrid. You would have thought these would be competitive matchups. However, you would have been wrong. Last week, the Bundesliga sides absolutely [...]
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Lionel Messi Isn’t Used to Sitting on the Bench, May Need Refresher on What Is and Is Not Appropriate Behavior (GIF)
Yesterday, soccer fans saw something they do not see very often: the greatest player in the world, Lionel Messi, starting a game on the bench. In the first leg of Barcelona’s UEFA Champions League quarterfinal against Paris Saint-Germain, Messi notched a goal to help his side record a 2-2 draw, but he strained his hamstring [...]
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AC Milan Commentator Tiziano Crudeli Has a Meltdown During 4-0 UCL Loss to Barcelona (Video)
A few weeks ago, after AC Milan’s shocking 2-0 victory over Barcelona in the first leg of their Round of 16 Champions League matchup, we told you how AC Milan commentator Tiziano Crudeli went totally bonkers while calling the match. The reaction was hardly a surprise, given that signor Crudeli is a lifelong rossoneri fan [...]
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Tiziano Crudeli Was An Emotional Wreck During AC Milan’s Champions League Victory Over Barcelona (Video)
When it comes to sports fandom, no one bleeds the colors of their favorite team quite like Tiziano Crudeli bleeds the rossoneri of AC Milan. So, as you might expect, no one was more excited than Tiziano on Wednesday after AC Milan emerged with a very unlikely 2-0 victory over Barcelona in the first leg of [...]
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Brazilian Luiz Adriano Scores Classless Goal For Shakhtar Donetsk During UCL Match (Video)
For all its ridiculous flopping and floundering, there are actually a lot of instances of first-rate sportsmanship in soccer. Unfortunately, what you are about to witness is not one of them. Before we get to that, however, let me just explain something. When a player gets injured in soccer, the play is stopped in one [...]
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Dynamo Kiev Fan Invades Pitch and Ruins Scoring Chance That Could Have Won the Game for His Team (Videos)
Usually when a fan runs onto the field at a sporting event, your primary concern is for the players’ safety. You can ask Sheffield Wednesday goalkeeper Chris Kirkland about that. He has first hand experience with violent pitch invaders. However, there is another downside to fans invading the field: sometimes they cost your team a [...]
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Watch Ajax Fans Clash with Manchester City Fans and Police in Amsterdam’s Famous Red Light District (Video)
It was a tough day for many of the top European soccer clubs in UEFA Champions League action yesterday. Real Madrid lost to Bundesliga champs Borussia Dortmund 2-1; AC Milan suffered defeat at the hands of Malaga, 1-0; and Arsenal got schooled at home by Germany’s Schalke, 2-0. However, nobody looked worse than defending EPL [...]
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Stat Line Of The Night — 10/23/12 — Roberto Soldado
Valencia hasn't been having much success during their current La Liga campaign, but they had the opportunity to move into a tie atop Group F in UEFA Champions League action on Tuesday All they needed to do was go into Belarus and beat the team they were chasing, BATE Borisov. And they did just that, [...]
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Soccer Fail: Arsenal Player Tries To Hang From Crossbar, Falls On Rear (Video)
On Wednesday in Holloway, London, Arsenal played host to Greek soccer club Olympiakos in a Champions League matchup. And while the Gunners won the game 3-1 and remain at the top of Champions League Group B with six points, not everyone on the team was pleased with their overall performance. Thomas Vermaelen, for example, criticized [...]
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Not One But Two Epic Fails Knock Serie A Club Udinese Out Of UEFA Champions League (Videos)
Last season, Seria A club Udinese finished just barely ahead of Lazio and Napoli to claim third place, earning a shot at qualifying for the group stage of the UEFA Champions League for the second straight year. Unfortunately, just like last year, Udinese will not be moving on to the group stage. Unlike last year, [...]
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Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakas Got to Meet Chelsea FC Last Week in Seattle (Video)
Last week we told you about how Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakas stopped by Wrigley Field while touring the country, doing publicity for their upcoming movie, The Campaign. Well, their visit to Wrigley wasn’t their only run-in with pro athletes. During their brief visit to Seattle, they also got a chance to meet up with [...]
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Michael Essien And Salomon Kalou Celebrate Chelsea’s Champions League Victory By Grinding With Hot Physio Girl (Video)
The last time we were talking about a Chelsea championship celebration, it came during the 2009 FA Cup final, as striker Didier Drogba decided to give the festivities a homosexual flavor by reaching down and grabbing the crotch of teammate Jose Bosingwa. It appears as though the Chelsea players can’t stop themselves from incorporating these [...]
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Ramires’ Incredible Chip Shot Goal Helps Chelsea Advance To UCL Finals (Video)
We have gotten awfully used to seeing Lionel Messi chip the ball over opposing keepers and into the back of the net, but this time around Messi and his Barcelona side found themselves on the wrong end of such a wonderful display of brilliance. Following goals from Andres Iniesta and Sergio Busquets, and a red [...]
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Ramires Misses Open Net From Inches Away During UCL Match With Benfica (Video)
With Chelsea leading by a score of 1-0 during the second leg of their Champions League quarterfinal match-up against Benfica earlier today, Brazilian midfielder Ramires had a glorious opportunity to put the Blues up 2-0 and essentially clinch the English club’s birth in the semi-finals… …And he failed horribly. After watching a pass from Salomon [...]
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Did Iker Casillas Pick His Nose And Wipe It On A Kid? (Video)
Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas may not have realized it, but the camera was on him as he stood in the tunnel with his teammates prior to their Champions League match against Apoel Nicosia on Tuesday, and the footage now has everyone asking the question, “Did Iker wipe his booger on a child?” The easy [...]
