When was the last time you saw somebody jogging in a sweatsuit?

Today, sports uniforms are tight fitting and made of lightweight material. The primary benefit of this evolution, of course, is performance. But the secondary benefit? Unexpected boob sightings. In fact, these days you can hardly watch a (female) sporting event without seeing a nipple, butt crack, or tightly packaged derriere.

Total Pro Sports thinks this is fantastic, so we’ve put together a list of 50 classic sports wardrobe malfunctions. We think you’ll be amused.

Enjoy.

Okay, we weren’t really tired of the regular skimpy outfits. But we do really like the skimpy Christmas ones, too. So today we’re going to try to try to get everyone in the Christmas spirit with a countdown of the 15 best Christmas-themed cheerleader uniforms in the NFL.

We’d have done a countdown of the 20 best Christmas cheerleader uniforms, but not all squads have them. Heck, not all teams have cheerleaders. (Please, if you live in Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, or New York, write your member of Congress.) So we did the best with what we’ve got. I think you’ll like it.

Enjoy.

Sure, haunted houses may be scary when you are 10-years-old and have yet to develop an understanding of how they work, but by the age of 20 you would think most individuals would be smart enough to realize that it is all fake…

Although, after watching the video below, I guess that isn’t always the case.

Hat Tip – [The Score]

After scrambling out of the pocket and making his way down to the Redskins’ 40-yard line, Vick was pushed out of bounds and ran right into a teed-up football on the Washington sideline, which he proceeded to kick in the direction of several of the Redskins’ lovely cheerleaders.  That drew the ire of Redskins fans and other personnel along the sidelines.

At least Michael Vick was kind enough to apologize following the incident, which is more than we can say about the Giants’ Michael Boley.

Hat Tip – [Shutdown Corner]

Well, we’re almost halfway through the college football season once again. Pretty soon we’ll all be debating the merits and faults of the BCS with friends and coworkers like we do every year. But before we get to the arguing, I think we should all take a moment to appreciate the one element of college football that everyone likes: the cheerleaders.

We’ve been observing these hard working women perform their various cheers, dances and acrobatic maneuvers for four weeks now, and we’re ready to sort the pretenders from the contenders. So here, for your viewing pleasure, is Total Pro Sports’ mid-season ranking of the hottest college football cheerleading squads in the land.

15. Miami

Honestly, I expected the Miami Hurricanes’ cheering squad to be way higher on this list. After all, is there any sexier city in America than Miami, Florida? But I guess the Miami Hurricanes cheerleaders are in a down period like the football. Still, they’ve got these two lovely young women who, if nothing else, know how to pose for a picture.

14. South Florida

Hey, the South Florida Bulls are doing pretty well this year. They’re ranked pretty high (#16 in the AP after week 4) for a program that went 8-5 the last three seasons. Maybe this success has something to do with these hot cheerleaders? If nothing else, hot cheerleaders have to help with recruiting, right?

13. Clemson

I’m not a Clemson fan, so I don’t really give a crap about Howard’s Rock. It’s the purple shorts and the cute girls wearing them that have drawn my attention to this picture. They (the shorts and the cute girls) make me want to move to the south. Well, that and the barbecue.

12. LSU

I don’t know if they just put the girls with the sexiest abs in the front row, or what, but this is one hell of a team photo. Thank you, Louisiana State University, for admitting so many ridiculously fit women to your school and then putting them on your cheerleading squad. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

11. Florida State

FSU is another school I expected to do pretty well on this list, given its reputation as one of the nation’s—nay, one of the world’s—top party schools. And, unlike Miami, this “institution of higher learning” did not let me down. They don’t rank as high as I would have though, but they are still pretty great. Of course, any cheerleading squad would be on this list with a girl that looks like this, don’t you think?

10. North Carolina

Holy hell, look at this cheerleading uniform! It certainly flatters this lovely cheerleader’s figure. But I guess they had to do something to get people to come out and watch the North Carolina Tar Heels play football.

9. USC

The University of Southern California Song Girls are one of the nation’s legendary cheerleading squads. Sadly, they are not quite what they used to be. They’re still good enough to slide in at #9 on this list, but a decade ago they almost certainly would have been in the top three. Maybe cross-town rival UCLA (#5) has been poaching hotties away from the USC board of admissions? Or maybe USC just aint what it used to be since Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush left for the NFL.

8. Missouri

Now here is one I didn’t see coming. If you told me a midwestern college was going to make this list, I would probably have guessed Iowa, or maybe Wisconsin. Whenever I line about “Midwest farmers’ daughters” in the Beach Boys song, those are the states that comes to mind. But what do you know, the Mizzou Tigers have some damn hot cheerleaders. I mean, just look at that lineup—not one of those girls is even average. They’re all exceptional.

7. Texas

I’m not sure these Texas Longhorns cheerleaders are hotter than their Big 12 counterparts from Missouri. But they’re outfits include chaps. That right there is worth a bump of one or two places in the rankings. But also, yes, these ladies are quite attractive.

6. TCU

Is your jaw okay? Because when I saw this incredibly hot Texas Christian University cheerleader, my own jaw hit the damned desk. TCU’s mascot may be the Horned Frog, but it might as well be the Horny Frog. (You knew that joke was coming as soon as you saw TCU on the list, right?)

5. UCLA

See what I mean? I think UCLA is stealing all of USC’s hot girls. I guess after Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush left, there was just no reason to go to an academically inferior more expensive school. So all the attractive California girls just headed West along the Santa Monica Freeway to Westwood. (In case you didn’t realize it and are confused, USC and UCLA are both in Los Angeles.)

4. Baylor

Of all the big football schools in Texas, I wouldn’t have thought the Baylor Bears TCU horned Frogs would have the hottest cheerleaders. But as you can clearly see, the evidence is irrefutable. The Baylor cheerleaders are the best of the bunch. I mean, they are just downright smokin. What is it with Christian colleges?

3. Alabama

If you ask me, the Alabama Crimson Tide have the classiest looking hot cheerleaders in the country. They’ve just got that quintessential look of Southern charm and hospitality. So whatever they’re doing down there in Tuscaloosa, I hope they keep it up.

2. Arizona State

Party schools in temperate climates are babe magnets. If you need proof, just look at the Arizona State cheerleaders. Every single one of them: crazy hot. The outfits don’t even have to be outrageous to show it off, either. These girls would look gorgeous in potato sacks. (Though I don’t recommend that, on account of the chaffing.)

1. Oregon

When the hell did a school with such stupid colors and garish football uniforms get such incredibly attractive cheerleaders? And how? For a long time the Ducks were a novelty on the college football scene. Then one day, all of a sudden, they’re a top program and their cheerleaders are absolutely legendary. Yes, the super skimpy outfits help, but like the Sun Devils, the Ducks cheerleaders are so hot they would look good no matter what.

The 31st edition of the event, which is held every year to help raise money for the “USC Swim with Mike Foundation,” took place on Saturday, and it gave everyone in attendance the opportunity to check out the gorgeous USC Song girls perform a few dance routines before getting wet for a good cause.

For those of us who were not fortunate enough to see this beautiful sight in person, the following gallery should help provide an idea of what we missed.

It’s about time!

I understand that Canadians love their hockey and do not necessarily require the services of some scantily clad sexy females dancing around the arena in order to put butts in the seats, but I am almost certain that most of the men attending future Edmonton Oilers games wont mind ogling the Oilers Octane girls.  As long as these women don’t create enough of a distraction to cause anyone to miss another incredible Jordan Eberle goal, I am willing to bet that this experiment will earn some rave reviews.

Here is a sneak peak of Canada’s first NHL Cheer Team.  You can see more of them at www.oilersoctane.com.

Hat Tip – [Puck Daddy]

Do you think this guy even knows that there is a football game going on right in front of him?  On second thought, allow me to rephrase my question….

Do you think this guy even CARES that there is a football game going on right in front of him?

I wouldn’t bet on it.  At least not while that incredibly sexy brunette is shaking what her momma gave her directly in front of his face.  The smile on his face, which resembles that of a little boy on Christmas Day, says it all.  If sitting front row at a Dominican baseball game is like being in heaven, how could one possibly describe sitting front row at a Dallas Cowboys game?

I know there has always been a strong belief among some that cheerleaders are bimbos.  Those who know anything about these women know that is far from the truth, but this image certainly doesn’t help disprove such claims.

So that leaves me with just two questions:

1.  How did this spelling mistake manage to slip past everyone on the assembly line?

2.  After spotting the mistake, why would these cheerleaders even bother wearing the jackets?

(Note: The pink underlines were not part of the jacket.  There are there to point out the embarrassing spelling error, for those who didn’t notice it.)