Tag Archives: Chicago Cubs

  • Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    Cubs Fan Yet To Figure Out How To Use A Hat

    While pitchers are throwing perfect games at the south end of Chicago, those guys in the north are still trying to figure out those tricky baseball hats.  We already knew they could be a little crazy at times, and their hygiene may be of question at times, but we never suspected plain stupidity. We are […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 07/02/09 – Derrek Lee

    Total Pro Sports – As we get to the midway point in the MLB season the race in the NL Central is as tight as it gets.  That makes every game within it that much more important.  The Cubs are looking to make the most of their series with the division leading Milwaukee Brewers and […]

  • For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    For One Day In His Life Lou Piniella Was A Pot Head

    Total Pro Sports – So what if Geovany Soto smoked some weed before the World Baseball Classic.  Lou Piniella doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.  Heck, he even smoked some dope one time as well, and look at him now. Piniella’s experience with smoking the chronic has helped him cope with Soto’s actions, […]

  • Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Geovany Soto Got A Little High For The World Baseball Classic

    Total Pro Sports – The World Baseball Classic is fashionably late on this one, but their drug testing results are in and Geovany Soto has tested positive for marijuana.  Oddly enough, the Cubs catcher will be punished, even though we all know that playing while high only makes one’s accomplishments even more impressive. Soto represented […]

  • The Daily Gambling Fix 6/18/09- Megan Fox

    Total Pro Sports – Here are some of the best sports plays for all you gamblers out there. The Game: Chicago White Sox @ Chicago Cubs The Pick: Chicago Cubs The Reason: The Cubs will look to split the series with their crosstown rivals and with Zambrano on the mound their chances of doing so […]

  • Milton Bradley’s Kindness Results In Terrible Error

    Milton Bradley’s Kindness Results In Terrible Error

    Total Pro Sports – Friday June 12th may go down as Milton Bradley’s worst day of work ever.  When considering the types of days this Chicago Cubs outfielder has had, that can be quite scary.  If he is looking for ways to deal with the expected taunting from fans, he will likely want to avoid […]

  • Chicago Cubs Bleacher Boys Have Some Fun

    Chicago Cubs Bleacher Boys Have Some Fun

    Total Pro Sports – Some sports fans always seem to want the most expensive seats in the house, assuming that the front row is the best place to catch the game from.  Contrary to what the ticket price may have you believing, that isn’t always the case. Meet the Chicago Cubs Bleacher Boys.  They sit […]

  • Mr. T Sings “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” At The Cubs Game

    Mr. T Sings “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” At The Cubs Game

    Total Pro Sports – What better way to celebrate Memorial Day than have Mr. T, draped in the American flag, come and throw out the first pitch of a baseball game, then lead the stadium in the singing of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”. That was the mindset of the Chicago Cubs organization, […]

  • Never Shake The Hand Of A Milwaukee Brewers Fan

    Never Shake The Hand Of A Milwaukee Brewers Fan

    Total Pro Sports – If you ever see a Milwaukee Brewers fan coming up to you and for some odd reason they want to shake your hand and wish you luck, I would decline.  That’s unless you are a Brewers fan, then you might know what I’m talking about.

  • A Dead Goat’s Found Hanging From The Harry Caray Statue

    A Dead Goat’s Found Hanging From The Harry Caray Statue

    Total Pro Sports – A dead goat’s head was found hanging on the Harry Caray statue outside Wrigley Field early Monday morning as the Cubs get ready to open their 101st game at Wrigley.  Back in 2007 another goats head was found, in an attempt to break the curse of the Billy Goat.