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  • Jarrod Saltalamacchia Has Chuck Norris on His Bat (Video)

    Jarrod Saltalamacchia Has Chuck Norris on His Bat (Video)

    There are all sorts of superstitions that athletes adhere to, with baseball players often regarded as being among the most superstitious. And though I can’t say that’s the reason that Jarrod Saltalamacchia has a picture of Chuck Norris on the end of his bat, it seems to just make sense. I mean, if you want to hit […]

  • Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    A Chuck Norris lookalike in Brazil suffered a fate usually reserved for characters played by the actual Chuck Norris after being tied up and robbed in his home. Unfortunately, the Chuck Norris lookalike, named Norberto Tavares de Lira, wasn’t able to put on a denim shirt with uzis strapped to it to get revenge. However, the […]

  • Was That Chuck Norris At The Wisconsin-Ohio State Game? (Video)

    Was That Chuck Norris At The Wisconsin-Ohio State Game? (Video)

    If you were sitting in front of a television watching Saturday’s Big Ten match-up between the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Wisconsin Badgers, you may have found yourself wondering whether that was Chuck Norris you just saw shadow-sparing on national television. We’re sorry if this information comes as a disappointment, but we should tell you […]

  • Does This Chuck Norris-Themed Mask Help Kari Lehtonen Stop Pucks?

    Does This Chuck Norris-Themed Mask Help Kari Lehtonen Stop Pucks?

    Kari Lehtonen doesn’t stop pucks.  Instead, they spot the Chuck Norris image on his goalie mask and stop themselves mid-flight, out of fear. That may not be the best Chuck Norris joke you have come across, but it is just one of the many you can expect to hear in Dallas after the Stars’ goaltender […]

  • Kinsler Not Walker, Texas Ranger Hits for Cycle

    Kinsler Not Walker, Texas Ranger Hits for Cycle

    Total Pro Sports – Last night, unbeknownst to most people, even most baseball fans, something magical happened.  While the Orioles were getting blasted by the Rangers in a 19 – 6 loss, one player managed to go six for six.  But the truly awesome achievement was that among those six hits were a single, double, […]