Tag Archives: commentator
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Lacrosse Goal + Notorious B.I.G. Commentary = WIN (Video)
Watch the following lacrosse goal on mute and you will probably ask yourself, “What is so special about this?” Turn up the volume and you will have your answer. It isn’t often that we are blessed with such lyrical artistry during a lacrosse game, but this dude, who almost sounds like a young Dick Vitale, [...]
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Check Out This Horrible Commentating From Last Night’s Canada vs. USA Gold Cup Match (Video)
Wa Wa We Wa? Likes scoring like a fat kid likes eating cake? Is this commentator f*cking kidding me? If having to sit through a Gold Cup soccer match between North American rivals Canada and the United States wasn’t painful enough, some were forced to listen to the brutal commentary from this patriotic moron, who [...]
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Bruins Win Game 7, Jack Edwards Compares Victory To Boston Tea Party (Video)
The Boston Bruins seemed to be on the verge of blowing yet another Game 7 last night at the TD Gardens. Twelve months ago it was the Flyers erasing a 3-0 series deficit and a 3-0 Game 7 deficit to complete what may very well be the most improbable comeback in NHL history against the [...]
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Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum
Total Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary. This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb [...]
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Dennis Eckersley’s Foul-Mouth Slips Up On Live TV Twice!
Total Pro Sports – Dennis Eckersley always seemed to have great control on the mound, picking his spots with most of his pitches. Unfortunately, the same can not be said of his mouth in the press box. Taking over for Jerry Remy, as he fights lung cancer, Eck has been holding his own commentating alongside [...]
