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Aaron Rodgers And Tim Tebow Prove That NFL Stars Are Not Stupid (Parody Video)

JamieD — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:14 +0000

Did this year’s collection of Super Bowl advertisements leave something to be desired? Did you find yourself struggling to find humor while sitting through the game’s commercial breaks? If this sounds like you, we’d like to apologize on behalf of all of the rich companies and their lame advertising departments. Thankfully, we have the following to offer you.

It is a parody based on NFL stars, their intelligence and the work they do in the community. This should help you unleash some of that bottled-up laughter, because if watching Aaron Rodgers toss a baby onto the sidewalk isn’t funny to you, I don’t know what is.

Hat Tip – [Sweater Punch]

Here Is A Sneak Peak At Honda’s Super Bowl Commercial Featuring Ferris Bueller (Video)

JamieD — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:37:14 +0000

It appears as though Ferris Bueller will be taking one more day off on Sunday, February 5, 2012, as he gets set to make his return during Super Bowl XLVI.

The makers of this commercial didn’t give us much of a hint regarding the reason for Ferris’ (still played by Matthew Broderick) desire to take another day off, but according to the people at Japopnik, it may have something to do with the all-new Honda CR-V. I guess Mr. Frye still hasn’t gotten around to fixing that 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California that his son, Cameron, totaled 25 years ago.

Here is a sneak peak of the commercial.

Hat Tip – [Japopnik]

Taiwanese Animation Provides Some Tips For Super Bowl Commercials (Video)

JamieD — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:51:29 +0000

Hiring a creative mind to come up with the perfect Super Bowl commercial can be quite expensive at times. So for those companies who have already spent most of their budget paying for a commercial spot during the big game, we have a much cheaper alternative for you, thanks to the people at NMA World:

Simply watch the video below, which is littered with dozens of ideas for anyone looking to create a successful Super Bowl commercial that is bound to go viral.

As for those of you who have no intention of creating a Super Bowl commercial anytime soon, there are plenty of reasons why you may want to watch the video below. Seeing Betty White break a hip and a horse kick a cowboy in the groin are just a few.

Check it out.

Mike Tyson And Megan Fox Give South Americans A Reason To Learn English (Video)

JamieD — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:40:10 +0000

How would you like to avoid a pummeling from Mike Tyson, or score with hundreds of Megan Fox clones? According to the people at CCAA, a South American English language school, you must be able to speak the English language fluently in order to do either.

That is what these two Brazilian boys who stumbled upon Megan Fox Island, but were quickly banished to Mike Tyson Island when it was discovered that their English was even worse than Charles Barkley’s.

Check it out.

Hat Tip – [Hot Clicks]

Check Out The 2012 Lingerie Bowl Commercial (Video)

JamieD — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:33:38 +0000

Did you ever wish you could have all of the fast-paced, hard-hitting action of the NFL, while also getting to watch the sexy cheerleaders bounce around in their skimpy little outfits all at once? Well you may not have heard, but that is pretty much what the Lingerie Football League has to offer week in and week out.

Much like the NFL, the LFL’s season will come to an end on February 5th (at 4pm ET on MTV2). So while you are getting all liquored up for the Super Bowl later that evening, why not check in on the Lingerie Bowl? And if you are looking to institute a drinking game in order to make things interesting, why not have a shot for every touchdown, turnover, first down, or wardrobe malfunction that takes place?

What better way to get ready for the big game than by indulging in some boobs and booze? Here’s a preview of the 2012 Lingerie Bowl.

Hat Tip – [Terez Owens]

Jerry Sandusky And Sandusky, Ohio Have Plenty Of Unsettling Parallels (Video)

JamieD — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:22:33 +0000

The city of Sandusky, Ohio has been working hard to improve their tourism as of late, however, their efforts have hit a snag following the Penn State scandal involving Jerry Sandusky. Now the poor city can’t even tell potential visitors about how their city wants to “shower you with love,” or about how they “were touched by Sandusky,” without drawing some rather unsettling parallels to the 67-year-old pedophile that has cast a black cloud over the Nittany Lions’ football program.

As a result, Sandusky, Ohio was unable to release the following commercial, but luckily for us, we were able to get a hold of it. So here it is; the never-before-seen commercial that was intended to give you a reason ~~not~~ to visit Sandusky, Ohio.

Charles Barkley Admits His Weight Watchers Endorsement Is A Scam (Video)

JamieD — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:20:48 +0000

Does being paid to lose weight sound like a scam to you? It sure as hell sounds like a big scam to Charles Barkley. And according to Barkley, it just so happens to be an even bigger scam than being paid to watch sports (wait…Did Barkley just call me a scammer?).

During TNT’s broadcast of last night’s game between the Atlanta Hawks and the Miami Heat, someone forgot to tell Barkley that NBA.tv’s stream of the game does not include commercials. Therefore, everything that Barkley was saying into his microphone during the commercial breaks could be heard by the thousands of fans watching the game on the internet. And among the comments he never expected us all to hear was the following:

“I’ve been on Weight Watchers for three months. I have to lose two pounds a week. I’m at 38 pounds now. They come and weigh me every two weeks. I never missed a weigh-in. Never going to. I feel much better, but I ain’t givin’ away no money Kev. I’m not givin’ away no free money. I thought this was the greatest scam going; getting paid to watch sports. This Weight Watchers things is a bigger scam.”

In case you were wondering, Barkley wasn’t calling Weight Watchers a scam. Instead, he was calling the fact that they are paying him to lose weight a scam. And I couldn’t agree more!

Just one question Charles: Where can a full-time sports blogger who sits on his butt in front of a laptop all day sign up for a gig like that?

Hat Tip – [Awful Announcing via Hot Clicks]

Shaq’s Singing Will Get Us Ready For The NBA On TNT (Video)

JamieD — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:12:07 +0000

Shaq may have officially retired from basketball over the summer, but that doesn’t mean he won’t be a big part of the upcoming NBA season.

In addition to “getting us ready” for the upcoming NBA season with his wonderful voice – which you can hear in the video below – Shaq will also be teaming up with Ernie Johnson Jr., Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley as the newest member of the NBA on TNT’s broadcast team.

As for the video below, I thought it was a pretty impressive performance from Shaq, however, something tells me that Barkley, a.k.a Tweedle Dum, would have something different to say about it…

…”That’s turrble Shaq!”

Philip Rivers Was Working For Buffalo Wild Wings On Monday (Commercial Spoof))

JamieD — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:30:27 +0000

With time winding down during Monday night’s NFL match-up between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Diego Chargers, Philip Rivers was on the verge of leading his team to a comeback victory when he inexplicably fumbled a snap on the Chiefs’ 15-yard line with the game tied and under one minute remaining. The Chargers could have simply run the clock all the way down and kicked a game-winning field goal, had it not been for Rivers’ blunder.

It was almost as if you could picture those guys from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercial saying, “The only thing that would make this any better is overtime.”

I’m assuming it would have looked a little something like this.

Hat Tip – [Reddit]

LeBron James’ “Basketball Never Stops” Commercial (Video)

JamieD — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:10:47 +0000

While Kevin Durant is busy playing flag football with students at Stillwater, Nike’s latest commercial titled “Basketball Never Stops” makes it appear as though LeBron James is hard at work, hitting up a local basketball court in order to fine-tune his game. Like him or not, this commercial is a stark reminder that even the most gifted athletes in the world, like LeBron James, must continue to train hard and work on their game if they hope to stay on top.

The league may still be in the midst of a lockout, but as LeBron and many of the league’s other stars will tell you, “basketball never stops.” Here is a look at the commercial.