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  • Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    Jimmy Johnson Now Sells ExtenZe in New Commercial

    How bout them Cowboys?! How bout those…penis enhancement pills? Jimmy Johnson is appearing in a new ad to promote “ExtenZe”, a pill that supposedly increases your size, your pleasure, and I’m sure does housework too. Seriously — how much money does one person need? Did Jimmy Johnson have some money invested with Bernie Madoff? Does […]

  • Steve Nash Is The Most Ridiculous Man In The World

    Steve Nash Is The Most Ridiculous Man In The World

    Whether he is directing a remake of Avatar on the Suns’ team plane, or playing some undercover ball in Beijing, it is easy to see why Steve Nash may in fact be the most ridiculous man in the world.  That is why he is the perfect man for the new Vitamin Water XXX commercial. The […]

  • LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    LeBron James and Dwight Howard McDonald’s Commercial

    Back in the day, Larry Bird and Michael Jordan went head to head for a Big Mac and fries. The acts of chomping down on Micky D’s and playing sports are polar opposites, but who cares — the commercial was “nothin’ but net.” We never even find out who won because neither Air Jordan or […]

  • Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    Danica Patrick is Weird Science (Super Bowl Commercial)

    After I saw Weird Science for the first time, I dreamt that I could get a hot 80′s babe to come make me feel good about myself.  After seeing the latest Danica Patrick, GoDaddy.com, 80′s-styled commercial, I was instantly reminded of Weird Science and all the things I’d do for a skimpily clad Danica P. lookalike to bust […]

  • New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    New Axe Product Cleans Your Dirty Balls (Video)

    Not those balls…well, kind of those balls.  Depends how you interpret this hilarious commercial.  Axe has gone all out with this one, and I’m pretty sure that you won’t be seeing this commercial on TV during primetime.  Although other commercials have gone overboard with the sex innuendos, this one is on a whole new level. […]

  • Habs Georges Laraque In Trouble Over Sexy Alcohol Ad

    Habs Georges Laraque In Trouble Over Sexy Alcohol Ad

    Georges Laraque of the Montreal Canadiens (who makes up one-third of the oreo line) often has a problem staying out of trouble on the ice.  The big bruiser usually finds himself making frequent visits to the penalty box, but now he has got himself in a bit of hot water over a recent commercial appearance […]

  • Hilarious Fedor Emelianenko Korean Snickers Commercial

    Hilarious Fedor Emelianenko Korean Snickers Commercial

    Fedor Emelianenko is very hot right now.  He successfully defended his championship belt against Brett Rogers last month with a stunning TKO in the second round.  When an athlete seems so invincible on their respective field of play, you know that a hilarious commercial or two featuring that athlete is on its way.  What you […]

  • San Antonio Spurs Face Off in Cooking Challenge (Video)

    San Antonio Spurs Face Off in Cooking Challenge (Video)

    Things haven’t been going well for the San Antonio Spurs this season.  Not that its much cause for concern, since everyone knows they don’t really try until February at the earliest.  That being said, they are looking especially old this year, with injuries piling up and their vaunted defense looking slower and slower.  Apparently, though, […]

  • Reebok Gets a Little Dirty With New Commercials (Videos)

    Reebok Gets a Little Dirty With New Commercials (Videos)

    Reebok has a new product: Special women’s shoes that supposedly make a woman’s butt tighter and stronger than normal shoes.  Whether the shoes actually work or not is not the problem here, though if they do that’s great.  The point is the subject of the commercial.  The original ones shown recently involved butts talking to […]

  • New Twins Commercial Features Joe Mauer in Bubble Wrap (Video)

    New Twins Commercial Features Joe Mauer in Bubble Wrap (Video)

    The Minnesota Twins are finally leaving what is arguably the worst stadium in Major League Baseball, the Metrodome, for a brand new field.  The new state-of-the-art facility will be known as Target Field and will finally allow the Twins to play on a field that doesn’t feel like a giant landfill. To commemorate this new […]

  • Dwight Schrute And Gilbert Arenas In New TNT Commercial

    Dwight Schrute And Gilbert Arenas In New TNT Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – Rainn Wilson, better known as Dwight Schrute from the hit series The Office, has been teaming up with NBA stars to produce a series of new commercials for TNT.  This one features Wilson as a mulleted cab driver taking Gilbert Arenas somewhere.  As NBA commercials go, these have been significantly funnier […]

  • The X-Rated Parody Of Kobe, LeBron And Lil’ Dez Puppet Commercial

    The X-Rated Parody Of Kobe, LeBron And Lil’ Dez Puppet Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – You may be sick of the continued hype that the Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppet commercials have been getting. Especially when considering the fact that the two NBA superstars never even faced off in the Finals (damn Magic had to ruin everything).  Nonetheless, this is one commercial of the duo […]

  • Dwight Howard’s New VitaminWater Commercial

    Dwight Howard’s New VitaminWater Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – Dwight Howard wasn’t about to let Kobe Bryant and LeBron James get all the hype.  With the two creating a big buzz over their Nike puppet commercials, D12 figured he may as well get himself some TV time as well.  Introducing Dwight Howard, along with…..uhh…..Dwight Howard, in the new Vitaminwater ad. […]

  • This Time Its Kobe Annoying LeBron In The Puppet Commercial

    This Time Its Kobe Annoying LeBron In The Puppet Commercial

    Total Pro Sports – The rivalry between Kobe Bryant and LeBron James has just taken a huge step!  Well maybe not, but the Kobe and LeBron muppets are back at it again, and this time it’s Kobe pulling the quick one on LeBron.  Oh, and the cocaine seems to be absent from this commercial as […]