Tag Archives: Cristiano Ronaldo

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Uses Karate Kick To Complete Hat-Trick (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Uses Karate Kick To Complete Hat-Trick (Video)

    Real Madrid continued their assault on opposing keepers on Saturday, and once again that assault was led by Cristiano Ronaldo.  The Portuguese forward entered the game with seven goals in his first seven La Liga games this season, and he added to that total with a hat-trick against Malaga, which he capped off with an […]

  • Yet Another Sick Goal By Lionel Messi (Video)

    Yet Another Sick Goal By Lionel Messi (Video)

    The other day we told you about how Barcelona soccer deity Lionel Messi barfed right in the middle of the playing field, then scored a terrific (but average, for him) goal. That was against Real Madrid in the first leg of the two-game Spanish Supercopa. Well yesterday, in the second match against Real, the little […]

  • 7 Famous Athletes Who ‘Dated’ Porn Stars

    7 Famous Athletes Who ‘Dated’ Porn Stars

    No one is surprised by the coupling of athletes and porn stars. They’re both performers, they’re both (largely) fit and attractive, and they’re both kinda famous. Rather, I was surprised by how FEW instances there were of relationships or even liaisons between the two professions. In fact, two of the entrants on this list have […]

  • Real Madrid Wins Copa del Rey, Run Over Trophy With A Bus (Video)

    Real Madrid Wins Copa del Rey, Run Over Trophy With A Bus (Video)

    It has been 18 years since Real Madrid last won the Copa del Rey, but on Wednesday they would recapture the Spanish trophy with a 1-0 extra-time victory over archrivals Barcelona.  Cristiano Ronaldo’s header in the 103rd minute placed the cup back in the hands of Real Madrid, but it didn’t stay there for long, […]

  • Irina Shayk Is The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl (Pics)

    Irina Shayk Is The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl (Pics)

    Just a few days ago we provided you all with a stunning gallery of the gorgeous Irina Shayk, who we introduced as Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest girlfriend.  Now we are reintroducing her, this time as the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl.  The 25-year-old Russian first appeared within the pages of SI’s Swimsuit Issue back […]

  • Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Selfish Nani Spoils Brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo Goal (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s ball-handling skills are no secret, and while the Portuguese soccer star has scored plenty of brilliant goals throughout his career, it appeared as though he was on the verge of netting one of his prettiest during yesterday’s friendly against Spain.  After speeding down the wing with the ball at his feet, Ronaldo quickly […]

  • We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    We’ll Give This Cristiano Ronaldo Dive A 9.4 Out Of 10 (Video)

    To any soccer player who has ever had a problem with critics of the game calling those that play it “sissies”, may I just say that you only have yourselves to blame…and Cristiano Ronaldo. Sure, not all soccer players are sissies.  Sometimes they really do get hurt, but find a way to tough it out […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)

    The world’s highest paid soccer star finally scored a goal after going scoreless for about two years. A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty […]

  • Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s incredible commercials have become a common theme every four years when the World Cup of soccer comes along, and with the world’s largest sporting tournament set to kick off in South Africa in three weeks, we are proud to bring you their latest masterpiece. Sticking to their theme of “Write the Future,” some of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    This may work differently for guys than for girls, but doesn’t a name like “anus” get you beat up?  If I had a name like that growing up, I would have been a lot skinnier since my lunch money would have been taken pretty much every single day.  The other option is that this isn’t […]

  • Is Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed?

    Is Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed?

    Total Pro Sports – Cristiano Ronaldo has been a top soccer player for the last few years with his blistering speed and knack for the goal. Since leaving Manchester United and signing a gargantuan deal with Real Madrid, the Portuguese superstar has seen a string of bad luck. First Ronaldo crashed his gorgeous new Ferrari, […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Total Pro Sports – We have questioned Cristiano Ronaldo‘s sexuality before as he gazed at his teammate’s erection and received a pool-side massage near his groin area from a man. Now we are all but certain that even though the Portugese international has been in the sac with the likes of Luana Belletti, Gabriela Endringer, […]