Tag Archives: Cristiano Ronaldo

  • Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s Three Minute World Cup Commercial Is Here, And It’s Amazing!

    Nike’s incredible commercials have become a common theme every four years when the World Cup of soccer comes along, and with the world’s largest sporting tournament set to kick off in South Africa in three weeks, we are proud to bring you their latest masterpiece. Sticking to their theme of “Write the Future,” some of […]

  • Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?

    This may work differently for guys than for girls, but doesn’t a name like “anus” get you beat up?  If I had a name like that growing up, I would have been a lot skinnier since my lunch money would have been taken pretty much every single day.  The other option is that this isn’t […]

  • Is Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed?

    Is Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed?

    Total Pro Sports – Cristiano Ronaldo has been a top soccer player for the last few years with his blistering speed and knack for the goal. Since leaving Manchester United and signing a gargantuan deal with Real Madrid, the Portuguese superstar has seen a string of bad luck. First Ronaldo crashed his gorgeous new Ferrari, […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Cristiano Ronaldo Hits The Town With His Gucci Murse

    Total Pro Sports – We have questioned Cristiano Ronaldo‘s sexuality before as he gazed at his teammate’s erection and received a pool-side massage near his groin area from a man. Now we are all but certain that even though the Portugese international has been in the sac with the likes of Luana Belletti, Gabriela Endringer, […]

  • Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Usain Bolt Shows Off Soccer Skills In Real Madrid Season Opener

    Total Pro Sports – It was the beginning of the great new era in Real Madrid, and what better way to usher it in than with the reigning “fastest man in the world”, Usain Bolt.  The 100-meter and 200-meter world record holder was in attendance for the Spanish powerhouse’s opening game this weekend at the […]

  • Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Frank Lampard Enjoys Scenery In Vegas

    Total Pro Sports – Las Vegas has been know as one of the great traveling destinations of the world.  It is where your regular Joe or big-time superstar alike can go, party, and enjoy the scenery.  Frank Lampard is doing just that and it seems as though he likes what he sees. The Chelsea midfielder […]

  • Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Paris Hilton Says Cristiano Ronaldo Is A “Sissy”

    Total Pro Sports – There is only one thing that could damage a guy’s manhood more than a public male rub-down.  Having Paris Hilton call you a “sissy.”  Welcome to the world of Cristiano Ronaldo. The original story coming from the mouth of the Portuguese soccer superstar was that with the two being so far […]

  • Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Football Flasher Tim Orchard Is Balls Deep In Trouble

    Total Pro Sports – Another odd sexual act in the game of soccer has one player from AFL Tasmanian team Clarence FC in quite a bit of trouble.  What likely started out as a joke between himself and some teammates, now has Tim Orchard in hot water. During an interview with veteran teammate Ben Setchell […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Cristiano Ronaldo Gets A Poolside Rub Down In Vegas…From A Guy

    Total Pro Sports – Seems like the change from Manchester United to Real Madrid wasn’t the only case of “switching teams” for Cristiano Ronaldo.  These photographs taken of the soccer star while poolside just made his Vegas vacation that much more interesting. First the Portuguese international was caught spending a night in Paris (Hilton).  Now […]

  • Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Victoria Beckham’s Breast Reduction Takes Boobs Down A Notch

    Total Pro Sports – It is the third time her breasts have gone under the knife, but the first time that they have left the surgery table with less, rather than more. At the age of 35, Victoria Beckham has decided that life as an upmarket fashion designer and mother of three no longer requires […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • First Kaka. Now Cristiano Ronaldo Set To Go To Real Madrid

    First Kaka. Now Cristiano Ronaldo Set To Go To Real Madrid

    Total Pro Sports – After Brazilian star, and former AC Milan player Kaka was shipped to Real Madrid, it was thought that the biggest transfer this offseason had just occurred.  Boy were we ever wrong. ESPN has reported that Manchester United has accepted a $131.6 million bid (£80 million) from Real Madrid for Cristiano Ronaldo, […]

  • Record Deal Sends Kaka Packing For Real Madrid

    Record Deal Sends Kaka Packing For Real Madrid

    Total Pro Sports – It has been the most talked about move during transfer season thus far, but Brazilian soccer star Kaka is now officially moving from Italian League team AC Milan to Spanish powerhouse Real Madrid.  So how much money did it take to complete such a move?  A record $94 million, smashing the […]

  • Chelsea’s Didier Drogba FA Cup Celebration A Little Gay

    Chelsea’s Didier Drogba FA Cup Celebration A Little Gay

    Total Pro Sports – Despite falling short in the Premiere League season and UEFA Champions League, Chelsea was able to take home the FA Cup after defeating Everton 2-1.  And to celebrate?  Well lets just say they have their own way of doing things. Footage was taken of the team dancing on the field with […]

  • Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Wag Is Luana Belletti

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Wag Is Luana Belletti

    Total Pro Sports – Talk about odd relationships in the world of sports, this one would rank right up there with the best of them.  The love life of Cristiano Ronaldo has always been a hot topic, and now he has been connected to Luana Belletti.  Some may ask what makes that so odd.  How […]