Tag Archives: dallas cowboys

  • Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: “I Want Me Some Glory Hole”

    Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: “I Want Me Some Glory Hole”

    So what is a “glory hole”? Well, that depends. If you’re a rich Texas oil tycoon like Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, a “glory hole” is a specific type of oil excavation. On the other hand, if you’re pretty much anybody else, a “glory hole” means something else altogether. (It has to do with sexual […]

  • Jason Witten Tackles A Cheerleader (Video)

    Jason Witten Tackles A Cheerleader (Video)

    Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten is probably most thankful for his family, friends, health, and being able to play the sport that he loves most each weekend.  He must also be awfully thankful for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders who cheer him on every Sunday. Witten took the opportunity to show his thanks during the […]

  • In-Flight Movies (Video)

    In-Flight Movies (Video)

    Hey dudes. Sorry, but as we’re in transit back from New York City we aren’t really able to post today. That said, we’re still willing to give you a couple videos that will keep you entertained in the meantime. First on deck, this touching and tasty little clip of David Nelson scoring a touchdown and […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 10/23/11 — DeMarco Murray

    Stat Line Of The Night — 10/23/11 — DeMarco Murray

    Special shout-outs go out to Drew Brees of the New Orleans Saints (325 passing yards, 5 touchdowns), Arian Foster of the Houston Texans (234 total yards, 3 TDs), and Derek Holland of the Texas Rangers (8.1 IP, 2 H, 0 ER), who all put up incredible stat lines during their respective games in their respective […]

  • Cowboys Stadium Has A Cockroach Problem (Video)

    Cowboys Stadium Has A Cockroach Problem (Video)

    I could have sworn I saw Tony Romo take one of center Phil Costa’s many bad snaps to the groin last night.  And while I searched long and hard for a clip of it on YouTube, I happened to stumble across something even more interesting than a clip of the Cowboys quarterback taking a pigskin […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 9/26/11 — Dan Bailey

    Stat Line Of The Night — 9/26/11 — Dan Bailey

    It was quarterback Tony Romo and running back Felix Jones providing the guts for the Dallas Cowboys last night as they played with broken ribs and a separated shoulder, respectively, but in the end, the glory from their 18-16 victory over the Washington Redskins would go to kicker Dan Bailey. After missing a 21-yard chip-shot […]

  • Man Tests Tony Romo’s Flack Jacket By Taking A Bat To The Ribs (Video)

    Man Tests Tony Romo’s Flack Jacket By Taking A Bat To The Ribs (Video)

    During an interview on Wednesday, Washington Redskins defensive back DeAngelo Hall said he would be targeting the injured ribs of Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo every time his number is called on a corner blitz when the two teams meet on Monday night in Dallas.  However, if he wants to get to those ribs, he’ll have […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 9/18/11 — Miles Austin

    Stat Line Of The Night — 9/18/11 — Miles Austin

    The Dallas Cowboys started with Tony Romo at quarterback, but switched to Jon Kitna for a quarter before Romo returned in the fourth, despite playing with a broken rib.  Yes, there were certainly some inconsistencies at the quarterback position for Dallas on Sunday, but the one consistency that the Cowboys could rely on in their […]

  • Pee-Wee Herman Paid A Visit To Cowboys Training Camp (Pics)

    Pee-Wee Herman Paid A Visit To Cowboys Training Camp (Pics)

    While in San Antonio to film an episode of Top Chef, television legend Paul Reubens, a.k.a Pee-Wee Herman, decided to drop by the Dallas Cowboys’ training camp.  We aren’t sure if Pee-Wee is a Cowboys fan, or if he was interested in trying out for the starting cornerback position, but he did manage to get […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaag?

    Picture Of The Day: Aaaaaag?

    Who the hell is Aaaaaag, and what did he do with Tony Romo? I am not a Dallas Cowboys fan, but this still worries me!  What happens if this Aaaaaag guy turns out to be the second coming of Troy Aikman or Roger Staubach?  What if he suddenly transforms the Cowboys from a team plagued […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 1/2/11 – DeMarcus Ware

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 1/2/11 – DeMarcus Ware

    Last night’s game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles may not have meant much to most of the players on the field, with the Eagles already clinching third spot in the NFC and the Cowboys out of the playoffs, but it certainly appeared to mean the world to Dallas linebacker DeMarcus Ware. I […]

  • Slip ‘n Slide (GIF)

    Slip ‘n Slide (GIF)

    When I see things like this I can’t help but ask myself, “why?” Why would they place a slippery floor along the outside of the field, knowing that any player who runs full speed onto it is bound to go for a little slip-and-slide.  Any why along the edge of this slippery area would they […]

  • The No Fun League (GIF)

    The No Fun League (GIF)

    Here is a look at how Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson capped off his 91-yard touchdown reception in the fourth quarter of last night’s 30-27 victory over the Dallas Cowboys.  As you may have already known, such acts are not tolerated in the NFL, which according to some stands for the No Fun League. […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 12/12/10 – DeSean Jackson

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 12/12/10 – DeSean Jackson

    The Philadelphia Eagles’ DeSean Jackson may be small in stature, but when it comes to big-play receivers in the NFL, they don’t get much bigger than him.  His game-changing ability was on display once again last night in a game against the Dallas Cowboys as he hauled in only four catches, but he sure did […]