Tag Archives: Dallas Mavericks

  • J.R. Smith Has Moved on from Shoelaces to Vince Carter’s Headband (Video)

    J.R. Smith Has Moved on from Shoelaces to Vince Carter’s Headband (Video)

    As you probably know, New York Knicks guard J.R. Smith is one part professional basketball player, and one part professional sh*t-disturber. Last year the guy was named the NBA’s “Sixth Man of the Year” as the most valuable bench player in the game, and he’s definitely given us some amazing highlights over the years—such as […]

  • Vince Carter Will Not Be Intimidated by John Wall (GIF)

    Vince Carter Will Not Be Intimidated by John Wall (GIF)

    In 15 NBA seasons, Vince Carter has played in eight All-Star Games, 60 playoff games, he’s currently ranked 27th all-time in scoring with over 22,500 points, and he has won an Olympic gold medal and the NBA rookie of the year award. As for John Wall, in his four NBA season he has earned zero […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 11/20/2013 — Monta Ellis

    Stat Line of the Night — 11/20/2013 — Monta Ellis

    Last night, during a Texas-sized battle between the Houston Rockets and the Dallas Mavericks, there were plenty of impressive lines filling the stat sheet.  Two of those lines belonged to Dwight Howard (33 pts, 11 reb) and Dirk Nowitzki (35 pts, 7 reb, 4 ast), but neither of them would earn “Stat Line of the […]

  • Dirk Nowitzki Stars In Mavericks Geico Ad Parody (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki Stars In Mavericks Geico Ad Parody (Video)

    You’ve seen the ad: an obnoxious camel bothers each one of its coworkers about the fact that it’s “Hump Day” in the office. It’s a typically funny Geico advertisement, and one that was apparently thought to be ripe for parody by Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks. The premise of the parody commercial is that […]

  • Eric Bledsoe’s Back-To-Back Alley-Oops Made Mark Cuban Sad (Video)

    Eric Bledsoe’s Back-To-Back Alley-Oops Made Mark Cuban Sad (Video)

    In all likelihood, Mark Cuban was probably pretty sad well before Eric Bledsoe finished off back-to-back alley-oop passes from Jamal Crawford last night.  After all, his Dallas Mavericks were already trailing the Los Angeles Clippers by 20 at that point, and they were on the verge of earning their fourth loss in their last five games. But […]

  • Delonte West Has A Terrible Arm (Video)

    Delonte West Has A Terrible Arm (Video)

    What is it with basketball players?  At times they have no problem draining half-court shots, but they couldn’t throw a baseball five feet if their life depended on it.  That was the case for Wizards guard John Wall, who served up what may very well be the worst opening pitch in the history of opening […]

  • Delonte West Picked Gordon Hayward’s Ear Last Night (Video)

    Delonte West Picked Gordon Hayward’s Ear Last Night (Video)

    In the NHL, disputes between two opposing players often leads to a fight, or several of them, as we have seen thus far during the 2012 playoffs. As for the NBA and its players, it appears as though they prefer to settle their disputes with a good old fashioned Wet Willy, although, someone should probably […]

  • 13 Worst NBA Teams of All Time

    13 Worst NBA Teams of All Time

    With the 2011-12 NBA season now a little more than two-thirds of the way completed, it’s becoming fairly obvious which teams are the cream of the crop, and which teams are at the bottom of the barrel. And for the Charlotte Bobcats, unfortunately, it’s becoming fairly obvious that they are going to go down as […]

  • Mavs’ Coach Rick Carlisle Kicks The Ball At Some Fans (Video)

    Mavs’ Coach Rick Carlisle Kicks The Ball At Some Fans (Video)

    Eight months ago Rick Carlisle was giving the Dallas Mavericks’ fans their first ever NBA Championship.  Last night he was giving them a black eye. Truth be told, there is no evidence that anyone sustained a black eye, or any other sort of injury, during last night’s game between the Mavs and the Oklahoma City […]

  • Here’s Vince Carter’s Behind-The-Back Shot That Didn’t Count (Video)

    Here’s Vince Carter’s Behind-The-Back Shot That Didn’t Count (Video)

    The Dallas Mavericks’ Vince Carter recorded a total of 21 points that counted during last night’s 122-99 victory over the Phoenix Suns.  However, it was the two points that didn’t count that were his most impressive of the evening, as he tossed up a behind-the-back finger-roll that dropped through the hoop, but was waved off […]