Tag Archives: Dallas Mavericks

  • This Is The Toughest Vince Carter You Will Ever See (Video)

    This Is The Toughest Vince Carter You Will Ever See (Video)

    Ladies and gentlemen, you can mark December 29, 2011 down as the day that Vince Carter showed some toughness on the court of the first time ever. The NBA journeyman who had been criticized many times for his lack of toughness and effort, was showing some toughness when he and Serge Ibaka engaged in a […]

  • Watch Santa Claus Heckle LeBron James (Video)

    Watch Santa Claus Heckle LeBron James (Video)

    Many people hate LeBron James, and it appears as though Jolly Old Saint Nicholas is among them. After dropping off gifts at the houses of millions of children around the world, Santa Claus decided to drop in on the Christmas Day game between the Dallas Mavericks and the Miami Heat.  While seated just a few […]

  • Mavs Forward DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Public Intoxication

    Mavs Forward DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Public Intoxication

    Hey Deshawn!  Tell me how that prison food tastes! Those may very well be the words on LeBron James’ mind after hearing that DeShawn Stevenson of the Dallas Mavericks has been arrested for public intoxication.  Two days after the Mavericks won the NBA Championship by defeating the Miami Heat in Game 6 of the Finals, […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Mark Cuban Takes A Piss With The Trophy

    Picture Of The Day: Mark Cuban Takes A Piss With The Trophy

    Between all the celebratory chugs of beer, champagne and whatever other alcoholic beverage Mark Cuban could get his hands on, I guess it is only natural that the owner of the Dallas Mavericks would have to eventually take a washroom break. He did, and thankfully someone was there with a camera to capture this private […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!

    Picture Of The Day: Pick A Side Kid!

    I don’t get it.  I mean, it is one thing to change your favorite sports team.  Every kid seems to do it at some point in their life.  But at least do it at the beginning of the season, and only if your original “favorite team” is terrible and stands no chance at even making […]

  • Watch Shawn Marion Air-Jerk It Last Night (Video)

    Watch Shawn Marion Air-Jerk It Last Night (Video)

    Earlier today we stated that no one appeared to be more overcome with joy during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night than the air-humping referee, Bill Kennedy.  We were wrong! I guess it would only make sense for a member of the Dallas Mavericks to outdo Kennedy for that title.  That member of […]

  • Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)

    Referee Bill Kennedy Humps The Air During Game 5 (Video)

    Plenty of basketball fans and Heat haters were happy to see Miami fall to the Dallas Mavericks during Game 5 of the NBA Finals last night, but perhaps no one was more overcome with joy than referee Bill Kennedy, who couldn’t stop himself from dry-humping the air during a foul call late in the second […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    The Stat Line Of The Night — 6/9/11 — Dirk Nowitzki

    No matter what the outcome, the Dallas Mavericks knew that they were playing their final home game of the season last night and they made the most of it.  Leading the charge, as always, was Dirk Nowitzki. It may not have been Dirk’s best offensive output of the season.  Heck, last night’s performance may not […]

  • Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki Plays With The Flu, Mavs Win! (Video)

    Dirk Nowitzki scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter, despite playing with the flu.  LeBron James sucked more than Jenna Jameson in her prime.  Dwyane Wade couldn’t manage to get the butter off his fingers with 6.7 seconds remaining in the game.  Mike Miller couldn’t manage to hit the rim.  And the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    Picture Of The Day: George Lopez Got Photobombed!

    The scene for the NBA Finals series between the Heat and the Mavs may have shifted from South Beach, Florida to Dallas, Texas, but the presence of courtside douchebags remained in full force, thanks to comedian (at least he likes to call himself that) George Lopez. Thankfully, that Mavs fan hiding behind George’s nose was […]

  • Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    Picture Of The Day: ESPN’s Headline Fail!

    ESPN may be “The Worldwide Leader in Sports,” but they also appear to be the worldwide leader in headline fails.  Their latest fail came following the Dallas Mavericks Game 2 win over the Miami Heat on Thursday.  With Dirk Nowitzki helping the Mavs come back from a 15-point fourth quarter deficit, the only thing the […]