If you like models, pseudo-popsingers, and reality TV contestants, then this list is your Woodstock. In England, WAGs (wives and girlfriends) are a special class of citizen, equal parts celebrity and train wreck. They all look good, so we can put aside their dubious talent and just appreciate the fact that they married someone famous and now we get to see them naked sometimes. Thanks, gals.

15. Victoria Beckham

You need some background info on this one? She’s married to this dude named David. Together they’re friends with Will Smith and Tom Cruise. They also are sort of kind of Scientoligists maybe. And she was a Spice Girl. That’s all you will even need to know about Posh Spice.

14. Tanya Robinson

Young Tanya is dating Steven Taylor from Newcastle and has fake breasts. She’s a model for FHM, having caused a stir when she posed in a sexy fashion in front of a historic pub in her hometown. Deal with it, Tanya’s hometown of Richmond, North Yorkshire, England!

13. Melanie Slade

Ms. Slade is in a serious relationship with Theo Walcott of Arsenal. Unlike many entrants, Slade tries to avoid the limelight, even having turned down a Ferrari as a birthday present. Which makes me angry for some reason.

12. Lorena Bernal

This Argentinian is married to Spaniard Mikel Arteta who plays for Everton. She’s incredibly hot. That’s all there is to know about Lorena Bernal. What? She’s known for being a girlfriend for God’s sake. Fine. She was also in an episode of CSI or something.

11. Lindsey Strutt

This Page 3 girl, nicknamed Strutter, probably for some disgusting reason, is attached to Alex Bruce of Ipswich. She has worked posing topless as a model, which makes her no different than every other girl on this list.

10. Kate Lawler

Lawler has worked as a reality TV star, model, and DJ. Which makes me think she has no actual skills to speak of. She was in a relationship with Jonathan Woodgate, who played for Newcastle United during their relationship.

9. Joanna Taylor

Joanna Taylor married Danny Murphy, who has played for Liverpool, Tottenham Hotspur, Charlton Athletic, and Fulham. She is a former model and actress, having acted in the popular soap opera Hollyoaks.

8. Gemma Atkinson

Atkinson was engaged to Marcus Bent, who seems to have played for almost every soccer club in England, which probably has caused him some self esteem issues. Fortunately, dating lingerie model Gemma Atkinson is probably a pretty good remedy for low self esteem.

7. Danielle Lloyd

Lloyd was Ms. England in 2004, which is a country that has many beautiful women, so that’s quite a distinction. She was voted Mrs. Great Britain in 2006, but her crown was revoked after she posed nude. Lame. She dated Teddy Sheringham of Manchester United for a spell, but things didn’t work out. Tragic.

6. Coleen McLoughlin

McLoughlin is a tabloid fixture thanks to her marriage to soccer superstar Wayne Rooney, who is known for scoring some the more amazing goals in recent history, as well as looking like a caricature of a British stereotype. But, hey, he’s a hell of a footballer.

5. Claudine Palmer

Robbie Keane married Palmer in 2008. She was a Miss Ireland contestant, and he has been captain of Ireland’s national team. They probably have adorable accents.

4. Cheryl Colle

This singer, songwriter, dancer, and model was actually in Girls Aloud, a foxy group manufactured by the TV show “Popstar.” She was married to Ashley Cole of Chelsea from 2006 until they got sick of each other in 2010.

3. Carly Zucker

Zucker has been married to Joe Cole, who has logged time with Chelsea and most recently, Liverpool. She’s a reality TV star and model, just like every other woman on this list.

2. Amii Grove

Hey! A Page 3 girl and a model! Grove was engaged to Jermaine Pennant of Liverpool but they never took the walk, instead continuously breaking up and rekindling. She tried to sell her engagement ring after he sold her car to buy a new one for himself. Shame they couldn’t work things out.

1. Abbey Clancy

She’s a lingerie model and television presenter. One day I will understand what a British television presenter is and what they do. She’s engaged to Peter Crouch but she’s already pregnant with his child, which means they had sex before they were married. Scandal!

At the age of 35, Victoria Beckham has decided that life as an upmarket fashion designer and mother of three no longer requires 34DD breasts.  As a result, the most popular WAG of the soccer world opted to have her breasts reduced to a size 34B.  that makes her larger than she originally was back in her days a Posh Spice, but much smaller than when she first arrived to Los Angeles with husband David Beckham.

The operation took place approximately three weeks ago and Victoria is currently healing in France.  An inside source gave the following information on Posh’s decision for surgery and her current whereabouts:

“Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image – the big hair, big boobs, fake tan – and that she has moved on since those days.

“She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.” [The Sun]

We at TPS suspect she has been talking to Simona Halep.  Maybe they will get a special group deal on breast reductions.

With Victoria finally looking to settle down, it is anyone’s guess who will be the next big WAG to step in and fill her shoes.  Here are some suggestions:

• Sophie Houghton, who is currently getting to know Man U’s Ferderico Macheda.

• Luana Belletti, who has spent a night or two with Cristiano Ronaldo.

• Alex Curran, property of Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard.

• Danielle Lloyd, currently with Jamie O’Hara, but she has been around.

Of course there are many more, but we will just have to wait and see what develops.

This mini-brawl (I guess that is what you should expect from a girl fight, no offense) took place at the finals of the Russian league championship.  Several devastating hits were thrown by the losing team, sparking some fisticuffs at the conclusion of the game.  But don’t worry.  That didn’t prevent the championship home side from hoisting the trophy for their fans after the game.

I am not aware of the rules in handball, and apparently neither was the visiting team.  One thing I am sure of though is that they were defiantly on to something.  Now if the league can get every game to be played like that, they could be looking at some major boosts to their ratings.

Hat Tip Video – [Deadspin]

Teddy Sheringham has told men to “keep their eye on the ball” in a campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer. [SKY]

The advertisement which urges men to check their testicles every so often, will be played in Premier League stadiums over the next two weeks.  I wonder if Danielle Lloyd used to take care of checking Teddy’s testicles when they were together?

Sheringham said: “This research shows it’s important for blokes to take notice of their prized balls and if they notice something wrong to seek medical help immediately.”

So remember guys always keep an eye on your balls, because 99% of testicular cancer is curable.

The list includes Teddy Sheringham, Jermain Defoe, Marcus Bent, Armand Treore, Gerard Pique, Jerome Thomas, Jermaine Pennant, Carlton Cole and recently Ryan Babel.  She has also been linked to Formula 1 world champion Lewis Hamilton.

“She’s revealing loads she’s never spoken about before. She’ll talk about her high profile relationships and what ­really went on behind the scenes.”

Most of the soccer players listed and others whom yet to be named that were sexually linked to Danielle Lloyd are having sleepless nights.  They can’t sleep because they don’t know what kind of dirt she may reveal in here autobiography.

So far Danielle Lloyd has revealed that,

She reveals that Jermaine Defoe liked to wear bras on his head and would do naked handstands before they had sex, while Birmingham star Bent reportedly cheated on her while she was having a breast cancer scare.

Danielle Lloyd is the ultimate “puck bunny, ball bunny, racing bunny or anything bunny” in the world.  A girl that had a dream to write an X-Rated autobiography and potentially tarnish the careers of some of the worlds greatest athletes.