Tag Archives: Derek Jeter

  • 15 Athletes On Santa’s Naughty List in 2011

    15 Athletes On Santa’s Naughty List in 2011

    With Christmas less than a week away, Total Pro Sports is pleased to announce that we were able to get our hands on a copy of a top-secret document even WikiLeaks couldn’t obtain: Santa’s naughty list. Now, what many people probably don’t realize is that Santa Claus is actually a pretty big sports nut. So […]

  • Big Papi’s Slide Comes Up Drastically Short (Video)

    Big Papi’s Slide Comes Up Drastically Short (Video)

    David Ortiz isn’t exactly a threat on the base path.  One look at his 11 career stolen bases in 15 seasons makes that quite evident.  However, you would think the 6’4″, 230-pound designated hitter for the Boston Red Sox would have at least learned how to properly slide into second base at some point in […]

  • Who Is This Kid And Why Is He Getting So Many Gifts? (Video)

    Who Is This Kid And Why Is He Getting So Many Gifts? (Video)

    A few autographs on his hat, a ball, a signed bat and cotton candy?  Seriously though, is this kid dying?  What’s with all the gifts? Many of these baseball players are good guys and all, but when Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon are signing your hat, another Yankees player is handing you a ball, and […]

  • “Jeter Filter” Will Help Eliminate Derek Jeter From Your Internet

    “Jeter Filter” Will Help Eliminate Derek Jeter From Your Internet

    For all of you who are fed up with hearing about Derek Jeter’s pursuit of his 3000th career hit, we have a solution to your problems.  It is called “Jeter Filter,” a Google Chrome extension that will help filter out Derek Jeter from any webpage you visit. According to their site, “Jeter Filter quickly and […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Derek Jeter With The Red Sox? Imagine That!

    Picture Of The Day: Derek Jeter With The Red Sox? Imagine That!

    Exactly one month ago our “Picture of the Day” featured Derek Jeter in a Red Sox uniform with the title “What if…” It appears as though the New York Post has been thinking the same thing lately as the Yankees have told their 36-year-old free agent shortstop to feel free to shop around if the […]

  • Picture Of The Day: What If…

    Picture Of The Day: What If…

    John Elway with the Raiders? Michael Jordan a Knickerbocker? Larry Bird in LA LA Land? Derek Jeter on the BoSox? These images are enough to bring a tear to the eyes of Broncos, Bulls, Celtics and Yankees fans alike. However, the real question we should all be pondering is just how would the fans of […]

  • 10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    10 Athletes Who Might Not Be Total Douchebags

    How hard is it to find likable athletes? Harder than you would think. I’m sure there are many out there, but the best of the best usually end up making headlines off the field for all the wrong reason. To the players’ credit, the media and readers would seemingly rather read about a sex scandal […]

  • Yankees The Latest Victims Of The SI Jinx

    Yankees The Latest Victims Of The SI Jinx

    The Philadelphia Phillies’ Roy Halladay was lucky enough to have his Sports Illustrated jinx last for only one spring training game.  The New York Yankees have not been so fortunate.  And to make matters worse, the May 3, 2010 issue of the popular sports magazine featured not one, but four of the Bronx Bombers’ top […]

  • Derek Jeter Dresses Like a Homeless Man

    Derek Jeter Dresses Like a Homeless Man

    Don’t worry, Derek Jeter isn’t actually homeless.  In fact, he could probably buy and sell you 100 times without batting an eye.  The Jeter you see pictured here in a goofy, floppy wig is just being staged for a movie.  Jeter has been loved by his adoring fans as Mr. Smooth and a gazillionaire since […]

  • ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    ARod Back To His Groping Ways, This Time It’s Jeter’s Ass

    Total Pro Sports – So maybe there really is no feud between New York Yankees’ stars Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.  After all, what says “friendship” better than a full two-handed cup-and-grab of another man’s ass cheeks.  Now if only we could see their female companions make up in a similar fashion. ARod is no […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/09/09 – Derek Jeter

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/09/09 – Derek Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – Although three hits in a game isn’t all that bad, it was the significance of those hits that makes last  night’s performance by Derek Jeter a memorable one.  Sitting at a total of 2718 hits in his career, the Yankees’ shortstop was three shy of Lou Gehrig’s team record of 2721 […]

  • Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???:  We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Jeter vs. A-Rod, Round ???: We’ll Give This One To Jeter

    Total Pro Sports – The feud between Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, whether it still exists or not, is seemingly one that A-Rod just can’t win.  You don’t see Jeter getting caught using steroids or taking part in nightclub threesomes, and the ladies have taken note.  Well at least the very young ones have. During […]

  • Ryu Helps Korea Defeat Chinese Taipei

    Ryu Helps Korea Defeat Chinese Taipei

    Total Pro Sports – Japan: The second match of the WBC was dominated from the first inning by Korea over a Chinese Taipei team that just could not get anything going, registering only five hits and no runs over nine innings.  Even though he was thought to be Japanese, Korean starting pitching and Street Fighter […]