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Donald Trump’s Toupee Is About To Fly Away! (Video)

JamieD — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:58:17 +0000

The wind at Gillette Stadium wasn’t strong enough to slow down Tom Brady and the New England Patriots last night during their 45-3 dismantling of the New York Jets, but it was almost enough to blow the rug off Donald Trump’s head. Trump was seated in the owner’s box with Pats’ CEO Robert Kraft, and when cameras caught his hair flip-flopping back and forth, we couldn’t help but hold our collective breath in hopes that his toupee might suddenly fly off that billion dollar head of his.

After seeing this I couldn’t help but think that maybe Donald Trump would be the perfect spokesperson for Super Glue.

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]

If John Daly And Donald Trump Mated

JamieD — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:18:42 +0000

Most of you have likely heard of the game “If They Mated.” Made popular by late night television show host Conan O’Brien, it attempts to provide the public with an idea of how the child of two popular celebrity figures may look if they mated.

Well if you were wondering what the child of golfer John Daly and billionaire Donald Trump may look like, we have the answer, and there was no crazy image software needed for this one. Just a trip to the local Walmart.

Looking as though Daly had put on a blond toupee and headed out to purchase some slacks, this individual is exactly what you would imagine a Daly-Trump hybrid creature to look like. Even the funky glasses seem to fit, as you would expect something from his wardrobe to have that tacky flare which has become a trademark of Daly.

Maybe this is how Daly gets around to buying all that crap he will eventually sell at next year’s Masters. After all, with Walmart’s incredibly low prices, there is a lot of profit to be made through resale.

Hat Tip Image – [People of Walmart]

TPS Top Sports Stories (December 20)

AnthonyP — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:36:05 +0000

Total Pro Sports - Here are some of the best sports stories from around the world for Saturday, December, 20th:

The Toronto Raptors have officially rock bottom, they lost to the worst team in the league last night the Oklahoma Thunder. Who’s next Jay Triano?

Chicago Blackhawks continue their winning ways making a push to be an elite team in the NHL.

Even though the Phoenix Coyotes are struggling with attendance, their team keeps on improving fighting for a top 8 playoff spot in the West.

The Los Angeles Lakers stumble and lose to the lowly Miami Heat by 2.

Devin Harris comes back to haunt is former team and drops 41 on them.

The Donald is suing the city of Rancho Palos Verdes for $100 million for a golf course deal that went wrong.

Dock Ellis the pitcher who claimed he pitched a no hitter under the influence of LSD is dead at the age of 63.

Tonight the Dallas Cowboys will play there final game ever at Texas Stadium.

Paul Kariya is back on the ice with the Blues prepaing to return to the lineup.