Tag Archives: drunk

  • Patrick Kane Celebrated Cinco de Mayo By Getting Really Drunk (Photos)

    Patrick Kane Celebrated Cinco de Mayo By Getting Really Drunk (Photos)

    After being eliminated in the opening round of the playoffs and declining an invitation to join Team USA in Finland for the IIHF World Hockey Championships, Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane was free to celebrate Mexico’s battle for freedom and democracy more than a century ago during Madison, Wisconsin’s Cinco de Mayo festivities.  And celebrate […]

  • It’s An Andrei Kostitsyn And Alex Radulov Dance Party! (GIF)

    It’s An Andrei Kostitsyn And Alex Radulov Dance Party! (GIF)

    In case you haven’t heard, the Nashville Predators have suspended forwards Andrei Kostitsyn and Alex Radulov for Game 3 of their Western Conference Semifinal series against the Phoenix Coyotes after the two players violated team rules.  And while the team wouldn’t specify which rules were broken, reports have indicated that Kostitsyn and Radulov broke curfew […]

  • 11 Of The World’s Greatest Drunken Athletes

    11 Of The World’s Greatest Drunken Athletes

    Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, the one day a year where we celebrate all things Irish. It also happens to be the one day a year where it’s perfectly acceptable to be drunk by ten o’clock in the morning—because we love cultural stereotypes and pretty much any excuse to get sloshed. Now, last year Total […]

  • Drunk Zamboni Driver Caught On Tape (Video)

    Drunk Zamboni Driver Caught On Tape (Video)

    A zamboni driver from Apple Valley, Minnesota is being charged with drunk driving after a urine sample found that his blood-alcohol level was 0.32 percent – four times the legal limit in Minnesota, which is 0.08. On the night of January 30th, parents and players at Hayes Ice Arena had noticed that Joel K. Bruss, […]

  • Drunk Wisconsin Fans + Microphone = 5 Minutes Of Hilarity (Video)

    Drunk Wisconsin Fans + Microphone = 5 Minutes Of Hilarity (Video)

    When you get drunk people in front of a microphone, the results can often be disastrous.  However, as we have seen in the past, such instances are also capable of providing a laugh, or two.  That was the case in Madison, Wisconsin on October 15th, prior to the Badgers’ home game against the Indiana Hoosiers. […]

  • Tom Brady Wants Pats Fans To Get ‘Lubed Up’ (Video)

    Tom Brady Wants Pats Fans To Get ‘Lubed Up’ (Video)

    After he threw for 517 yards and four touchdowns during New England’s season opener against the Miami Dolphins, it may be fair to say that Pats fans these days will do just about anything Tom Brady tells them to do.  If Brady were to tell them to go out and buy a pair of Uggs, […]

  • Philly Phanatic Grinds It Out With A Heffer (Video)

    Philly Phanatic Grinds It Out With A Heffer (Video)

    Sure, the Philly Phanatic might be fat, green and hairy, but he can do better than this, can’t he?  After all, the thing(?) is an icon in Philadelphia.  You would think it could get all the big-chested blondes it wanted.  I guess it only prefers those that look similar to its own kind. I wonder […]

  • Mavs Forward DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Public Intoxication

    Mavs Forward DeShawn Stevenson Arrested For Public Intoxication

    Hey Deshawn!  Tell me how that prison food tastes! Those may very well be the words on LeBron James’ mind after hearing that DeShawn Stevenson of the Dallas Mavericks has been arrested for public intoxication.  Two days after the Mavericks won the NBA Championship by defeating the Miami Heat in Game 6 of the Finals, […]

  • Daring Red Sox Fan Climbs Street Light, Does Pullups (Video)

    Daring Red Sox Fan Climbs Street Light, Does Pullups (Video)

    A fan of the Red Sox team was filmed climbing atop a street light just a few blocks away from Fenway Park to celebrate the victory of his team. Not content with simply climbing the tall post, he proceeded to do pullups as cars blared their horns and spectators yelled for him to come down. […]