If you ask me, taking your dog along with you when you go skydiving is just asking for trouble. And I’m not talking about danger, here. You’re not putting old fido in any more danger than you’re putting yourself. No, what I’m talking about are the dog’s expectations out of life. You see, my dog eats the same thing every single day, goes on the same walk, then sleeps 8-10 hours on the same couch. All we have to do is head right instead of left when we leave the front door of my house for a walk, and I’ve made his week. What the hell kind of life is the little pooch in this photo going to expect from now on?

Wow!  This is impressive.  Although it is probably one of the few times that being so successful will actually cause someone so much pain.  After all, had he not been good enough to make it all the way down that tremendously long railing, he never would have had to deal with that “Do Not Enter” sign at the end of it.  But I guess sometimes such sacrifices must be made in order to achieve greatness.

Unfortunately, I don’t think I ever tried to go over a bridge as narrow as this one, over an equally shallow body of water, while having it video taped. Good things happen you whip out the video camera and try dangerous stuff. I’ve seen the “Jackass” movies.

Sure enough, the chick lasts on her bike for only a split second as she tries to make it over the thin bridge. She eats it hard. She flies over her handle bars and lands on her shoulder before falling into the little creek. It was painful just to watch the nasty spill, but the chick was tough about it, letting out a measly, “oh dang,” in response. Maybe I just have a low tolerance for pain.

My guess, though, is that they didn’t try to ride that bridge again and, instead, took the gliding over the water approach to get the bike to the other side. Or, you know, they simply walked it over.

Check out the newest BMX. It’s equipped with all new drop bars that will offer more hand position for the real lengthy rides, a state-of-the-art cushioned seat that will make your ass feel like it’s sitting on jello, and of course, the greatest off-road wheels money can buy. You’ll be ride longer, harder, and won’t feel a thing. Oh, did I also mention that the bike is invisible?

With the World Cup starting, what’s better than a picture of some world renowned divers? Okay, this isn’t a picture of soccer players taking a dive, it’s actually some sky divers. This picture captures six, or seven, sky divers falling from the sky as a rocket takes launch into space in the distance. The sky divers are forming a perfect flying-V as they fall from the sky. This would make Coach Bombay so proud of them.

It seems like whenever some brave soul attempts to grab the bull by the horns, he ends up getting impaled by those very same horns instead.  This guy was lucky enough to avoid such a disaster, although I’m not sure being stuck under a 2 ton bull feels any better.

I guess the saying “when you mess with the bull, you get the horns” isn’t entirely true.  Sometimes you end up getting the bull’s back as he lays on you with his legs spread eagle in the air.  Not to mention the face full of dirt that comes with it all.  PETA would be proud.

So who exactly has the better view in this picture?  These two sexy females, who are taking in this picturesque sight of a giant wave as it envelops an opportunistic surfer, or us, who get to take in the beauty of this female’s ass as it envelops her bikini bottoms.  I think I would have to choose the latter.

We here at TotalProSports take pride in our ability to bring you such great images of the female anatomy.  So is this the best we have ever had to offer?  It just might be, although Andressa Soares may have something to say about that.

Talk about getting airborne.  This is something we wouldn’t even expect to see from the likes of Robbie Madison, but it seems as though there is always someone out there willing to soar through the air at such unimaginable heights.

This may be a case of extremely well planned depth photography, but I don’t think there is any denying that this BMXer is not afraid to get his tires off the ground.  As for the landing, let’s just hope it works out a little better for him than it did for this unlucky amateur rider.

This home made video has nothing to do with either of those things. This genius dirt bike superstar decided to build a little ramp to jump his bike off, and the proceeds to fail as bad as anyone I’ve ever seen. You would think all that work putting a ramp together would give him time to think how horribly wrong taking a bike airborne can be.

With his trusty dog there as motivation, the rider promptly does a solid face plant right into the hill. Maybe the X-games should really look into preventing teens to stop trying stuff they see on TV. Although it does make for a good laugh wen they do fail horribly.

Gotta love the slow motion replay! You can bet this kid wont be riding his bike anytime soon.