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		<title>Cricket Cameraman On Segway Faceplants Onto Field (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Aussies thought they had come up with one of the most brilliant ideas in sports when they decided to stick one of their cameramen on a segway in order to capture the view of a cricket match from field-level.  They gave that idea a test during a recent test match between Australia and India [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cameraman-segway.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-75848" title="cameraman segway" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cameraman-segway-150x150.jpg" alt="cameraman segway" width="150" height="150" /></a>The Aussies thought they had come up with one of the most brilliant ideas in sports when they decided to stick one of their cameramen on a segway in order to capture the view of a cricket match from field-level.  They gave that idea a test during a recent test match between Australia and India at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, and it was all working out as planned, until cameraman <strong>Joe Previtera</strong> ran over an inconveniently placed helmet, causing him to faceplant off his vehicle and onto the pitch.</p>
<p>I guess that&#8217;s the price you must pay in order to capture such brilliant images.  At least in this case, none of the players took the opportunity to <a title="Adrian Beltre Laughs At Falling Cameraman (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/10/05/adrian-beltre-laughs-at-falling-cameraman-video/">point and laugh</a>.</p>
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<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Australian Cricket Cameraman Faceplants Gloriously After His Segway Hits A Helmet (Video)" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12/28/australia-segway-camerma-fail_n_1172289.html" target="_blank">Huffington Post</a>]</p>
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		<title>Drunk Finnish Hockey Coach Pasi Nurminen Face-Plants Off Airstairs Into Trophy (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 20:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought Canadians loved their hockey, you haven&#8217;t seen anything yet! Finland won just their second IIHF Men&#8217;s World Championship by defeating Sweden 6-1 in the Gold Medal game on Sunday at Orange Arena in Bratislava, Slovakia.  The win sent the entire country into a frenzy, as tens of thousands of fans waved flags [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Drunk-Finnish-Hockey-Coach-Pasi-Nurminen-Face-Plants-Off-Airstairs-Into-Trophy.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-59641" title="Drunk Finnish Hockey Coach Pasi Nurminen Face-Plants Off Airstairs Into Trophy" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Drunk-Finnish-Hockey-Coach-Pasi-Nurminen-Face-Plants-Off-Airstairs-Into-Trophy-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>If you thought <a title="Let The Celebrating Begin! Canada Wins Men’s Hockey Gold!" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/03/01/let-the-celebrating-begin-canada-wins-mens-hockey-gold/" target="_self">Canadians loved their hockey</a>, you haven&#8217;t seen anything yet!</p>
<p>Finland won just their second IIHF Men&#8217;s World Championship by defeating Sweden 6-1 in the Gold Medal game on Sunday at Orange Arena in Bratislava, Slovakia.  The win sent the entire country into a frenzy, as tens of thousands of fans waved flags and celebrated in the streets of Helsinki on Monday.  And with all the jubilation that spread throughout the country of 5 million following the victory, perhaps no one did more celebrating than Finnish assistant coach <strong>Pasi Nurminen</strong>.</p>
<p>(Perhaps someone should remind him and the rest of Finland that this isn&#8217;t the Olympics.)</p>
<p>Pasi had to be assisted down the airplane stairs after the team arrived at the Helsinki airport at 4:46 pm on Monday.  And upon reaching the bottom of the airstairs, his balance once again failed him as he fell face-first into the championship trophy.</p>
<p>Something tells me that someone had to remind Pasi the next morning that Finland had won the championship.  Here is a look at his nasty (yet hilarious) face-plant.</p>
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		<title>This Could Be The Best And/Or Worst Start To A Race You Will See (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most important parts of any race is the start.  Every competitor wants to get out of the gate as quickly and smoothly as possible in order to gain an early advantage on their opponent.  Unfortunately for these eight BMX racers, they were all a little too eager as they jumped the gun [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bmx-faceplant-start.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-50497" title="bmx faceplant start" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bmx-faceplant-start-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>One of the most important parts of any race is the start.  Every competitor wants to get out of the gate as quickly and smoothly as possible in order to gain an early advantage on their opponent.  Unfortunately for these eight BMX racers, they were all a little too eager as they jumped the gun and paid the price, simultaneously falling over the front of their bikes and face-planting onto the track.</p>
<p>I like this strategy for preventing false starts more than the new &#8220;zero tolerance&#8221; false start system that the world&#8217;s track-and-field governing body has adopted.  After all, false starts happen, so when they do, why not embarrass the competitors a little rather than disqualify them altogether.  That way there are no delays, no cheaters, and no one gets kicked out of the race.  Everyone wins, especially the fans!</p>
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		<title>Picture Of The Day: A Guy Walks Into A Bar&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many times have we heard a joke that begins with the classic line, &#8220;So, a guy walks into a bar&#8230;&#8221;? Well here is another one for you: &#8220;So, a guy walks into a bar.  Ouch!&#8221; Drum roll please!  And for those of you who do not quite get it, the picture above should help [...]]]></description>
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<p>How many times have we heard a joke that begins with the classic line, &#8220;So, a guy walks into a bar&#8230;&#8221;?</p>
<p>Well here is another one for you:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;So, a guy walks into a bar.  Ouch!&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Drum roll please!  And for those of you who do not quite get it, the picture above should help clarify things.  Sure, this guy may be the punchline of our joke, but at least this wasn&#8217;t the <a title="The Greatest 100 Meter Hurdles Race Of All Time! (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/11/10/the-greatest-100-meter-hurdles-race-of-all-time-video/" target="_self">most embarrassing effort</a> we have ever witnessed during <a title="The Greatest Hurdles Performance Ever! (Video)" href="The Greatest 100 Meter Hurdles Race Of All Time! (Video)" target="_self">a hurdles competition</a>.</p>
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		<title>BMX Nutshot + Face Plant (GIF)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about adding insult to injury.  If the original nutshot was not painful enough for this poor kid, he had to withstand a devastating face plant into the asphalt as well.  And it was all caught on tape and converted into a GIF so that we can view it over and over again. I can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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<p>Talk about adding insult to injury.  If the original nutshot was not painful enough for this poor kid, he had to withstand a devastating face plant into the asphalt as well.  And it was all caught on tape and converted into a GIF so that we can view it over and over again.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t help but feel bad about laughing at someone else&#8217;s misfortune, but then I just watch it again and simply laugh away my feelings of guilt.  Problem solved.</p>
<p>Hat Tip Reader &#8211; Johnny</p>
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		<title>Scooter Rail Slide Turns Into Painful Face Plant (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scooters have seemingly taken over the role of skateboards for many young children throughout the past decade, and during that time some individuals have taken it upon themselves to learn a few tricks on these two-wheeled transportation devices.  So why have scooters yet to be included in X-Games competitions? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scooters have seemingly taken over the role of skateboards for many young children throughout the past decade, and during that time some individuals have taken it upon themselves to learn a few tricks on these two-wheeled transportation devices.  So why have scooters yet to be included in X-Games competitions?</p>
<p>Here is your answer.</p>
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<p>I think it is fair to say that scooters and rail slides just don&#8217;t mix.</p>
<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Scooter And A Rail Don’t Mix " href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfG_kmOfQEo&amp;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Ratasticles</a>]</p>
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		<title>Rutgers Kid Provides Another Epic Face Plant</title>
		<link>http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/05/05/rutgers-kid-provides-another-epic-face-plant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 17:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn&#8217;t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing. As [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only did this guy finish the sprint in second-to-last place, but he couldn&#8217;t even prevent himself from falling face first into the fence in the back of the end zone.  How embarrassing!  And the worst part of all is that for some reason there was someone in the stands recording the entire thing.</p>
<p>As a result, we now have yet another clip to add to <a title="Girl + Fitness Ball = Epic Face Plant (GIF)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/04/28/girl-fitness-ball-epic-face-plant-gif/" target="_self">our library</a> of <a title="Ahahahaha! Girl’s Epic Dunk Fail (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/04/07/ahahahaha-girls-epic-dunk-fail-video/" target="_self">epic face plants</a>.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="595" height="400" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xlT4_CxEzr4&amp;feature" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="595" height="400" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xlT4_CxEzr4&amp;feature"></embed></object></p>
<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="How’s Your Face Bro? " href="http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hows-your-face-bro/" target="_blank">Barstool Sports</a>]</p>
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		<title>Girl + Fitness Ball = Epic Face Plant (GIF)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 21:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have one of these fitness balls at home and it is quite amazing to see the amount of exercises that can be done with them.  You can use them for push-ups, sit-ups, core workouts, and they can also help improve your balance.  However, there is one thing I would advise against when using a [...]]]></description>
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<p>I have one of these fitness balls at home and it is quite amazing to see the amount of exercises that can be done with them.  You can use them for push-ups, sit-ups, core workouts, and they can also help improve your balance.  However, there is one thing I would advise against when using a fitness ball; jumping on it.  And if you are going to use it in such a manner, at least make sure you have a video camera rolling so that we can post the results on here.</p>
<p>There may be nothing in this world that is <a title="BMX Faceplant (GIF)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/02/17/bmx-faceplant-gif/" target="_self">more entertaining</a> than <a title="Ahahahaha! Girl’s Epic Dunk Fail (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/04/07/ahahahaha-girls-epic-dunk-fail-video/" target="_self">a face plant</a>.  Unless, of course, you are the one doing the <a title="Picture Of The Day: Get Off Me!" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/02/26/picture-of-the-day-get-off-me/" target="_self">face planting</a>.  Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>This is Why You Don&#8217;t Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood (Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:42:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stormin Norman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The gruesome soccer injuries are starting to pile up lately.  Just watch that referee get knocked out by the ball in the middle of a match.  Now we have another head injury, though this one occurred in a far less athletic setting. I don&#8217;t personally play soccer, but I can tell you just from looking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/This-is-Why-You-Dont-Play-Indoor-Soccer-on-Hardwood.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-24572" title="This is Why You Don't Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/This-is-Why-You-Dont-Play-Indoor-Soccer-on-Hardwood-595x446.jpg" alt="This is Why You Don't Play Indoor Soccer on Hardwood" width="265" height="198" /></a>The gruesome soccer injuries are starting to pile up lately.  Just watch <a title="Moroccan Referee Knocked Out by Soccer Ball (Video)" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/more/soccer/moroccan-referee-knocked-out-by-soccer-ball-video/" target="_self">that referee get knocked out by the ball</a> in the middle of a match.  Now we have another head injury, though this one occurred in a far less athletic setting.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t personally play soccer, but I can tell you just from looking at the video that this incident occurred at the equivalent of a pick-up basketball game at the Y then any sort of professional match.  The players are all slow and have poor ball-handling skills.  They also look a bit older than you would expect from pros, seeing as how more than half of the people in the video are balding.</p>
<p>None of that takes away from the painfulness of the injury though.  While the player is trying to control the ball and possibly make some sort of move, he steps on the ball, rolls his ankle a bit and his head smashes into the ground.  The toughest part about it is not watching it happen, but hearing the loud smacking sound as his head crashes into the hardwood floor.  That man either needs a helmet and possibly full-body safety equipment, or more likely he should probably stop playing altogether.  Being a klutz in indoor soccer can be a very dangerous and painful thing.</p>
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<p>Hat Tip Video &#8211; [<a href="http://www.dirtytackle.net/2009/12/dtotd-indoor-face-smash/" target="_blank">Dirty Tackle</a>]</p>
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		<title>Clemson Trainer Face Plants During Entrance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JamieD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This clip is proof of why females can not play sports with males.  Not only are they prone to injury during games, but even something so simple, like running out onto the field prior to kickoff, is difficult for them. Here we have a Clemson female trainer face planting as she made her way out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-22283" title="Clemson Trainer Face Plants During Entrance" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Clemson-Trainer-Face-Plants-During-Entrance.JPG" alt="Clemson Trainer Face Plants During Entrance" width="251" height="189" />This clip is proof of why females can not play sports with males.  Not only are they prone to injury during games, but even something so simple, like running out onto the field prior to kickoff, is difficult for them.</p>
<p>Here we have a Clemson female trainer face planting as she made her way out through the tunnel prior to the Tigers&#8217; game this past weekend against the South Carolina Gamecocks.  The hill they enter through is rather steep and has some sort of a ramp at the bottom, which most of the players tend to jump off of, but this young woman decided to try something different, sliding face first down it, unintentionally of course.</p>
<p>In all seriousness, she has likely been suffering through the embarrassment of having a stadium full of fans witness her incompetence for walking, but if it makes her feel any better, someone should tell her she isn&#8217;t the first person in the NCAA to <a title="UVA’s Cav Man Gets Taken For A Rough Ride By Sabre" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/ncaa/uvas-cav-man-gets-taken-for-a-rough-ride-by-sabre/" target="_self">suffer through a rough field entrance</a>.</p>
<p>The Clemson Tigers prefer to call their pre-game entrance &#8220;the most exciting 25 seconds in college football,&#8221; and on Saturday they may have lived up to that thanks to this female trainer (fall at 33 second mark).</p>
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