Tag Archives: FIFA

  • Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo on FIFA: ‘I Don’t Give a F*ck’ (Video)

    Cristiano Ronaldo has fame, fortune, and all the women one man could possibly ask for.  Do you think he actually gives a f*ck about FIFA’s latest corruption scandal? He does not. Just listen to what he had to say when asked about FIFA and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar: In case you missed that, […]

  • John Oliver Went on Another, Shorter FIFA Rant Sunday (Video)

    John Oliver Went on Another, Shorter FIFA Rant Sunday (Video)

    John Oliver is no fan of FIFA. I don’t think anyone is, really, but he seems to be a pioneer in the field of hating FIFA, as this earlier rant shows. Oh, and there’s this rant, too. Please don’t ignore this one, either. He’s on a tear as of late, as he’s a soccer fan […]

  • Dude in Suit Makes It Rain on FIFA President Sepp Blatter (Video)

    Dude in Suit Makes It Rain on FIFA President Sepp Blatter (Video)

    Today, during a FIFA press conference, it was announced that a presidential election would be held on February 26, 2016, in order to find a replacement for the resigning Sepp Blatter. That’s a whole nine months after the despised head of soccer’s governing body said he was calling it quits. It sucks that Blatter has been […]

  • Report: Sepp Blatter May Not Resign After All, Probably Just to Mess with Us

    Report: Sepp Blatter May Not Resign After All, Probably Just to Mess with Us

    Generally speaking, when an organization goes through the kind of public scandal FIFA has been going through these last few weeks, the person or people in charge of that organization resigns. However, FIFA is not a normal organization. When FIFA president Sepp Blatter actually did step down on June 2, just days after being re-elected, […]

  • John Oliver Celebrates FIFA Scandal with Bud Light Lime (Video)

    John Oliver Celebrates FIFA Scandal with Bud Light Lime (Video)

    Anyone who knows John Oliver and his HBO show knew that the target of his ire this week would be FIFA president Sepp Blatter, who resigned from his post amid corruption charges coming from seemingly every side. And because John Oliver is hilarious, he commemorated the US-led prosecution by doing a bunch of really, really […]

  • Sepp Blatter Officially Named in Bribery Email, and Other Bad News for FIFA

    Sepp Blatter Officially Named in Bribery Email, and Other Bad News for FIFA

    When FIFA president and universally reviled scumbag Sepp Blatter announced his resignation on June 2, a lot of people with knowledge of the ongoing FIFA corruption scandal speculated that it might have something to do with the investigation of Blatter’s right-hand man, FIFA secretary general Jerome Valcke. Today it’s looking like those speculations were correct. […]

  • 10 Biggest FIFA Scandals of the Sepp Blatter Era

    10 Biggest FIFA Scandals of the Sepp Blatter Era

    Wednesday’s arrest and indictment of nine FIFA official on corruption charges shocked the sports world—but not because everybody thought soccer’s international governing body was so pure and innocent. FIFA scandals involving allegations of bribery and racketeering have been plaguing the beautiful game for decades. What was shocking about Wednesday’s turn of events was that, finally, somebody […]

  • Internet Mocks Corrupt FIFA Execs with Fake FIFA 16 Cover Art (Pics)

    Internet Mocks Corrupt FIFA Execs with Fake FIFA 16 Cover Art (Pics)

    The sting carried out by Swiss police and the U.S. Department of Justice in Zurich on Wednesday could not have come at a worse time for poor, misunderstood FIFA. The organization set to elect a new (probably the same) president on Friday. And on Thursday EA Sports revealed plans for FIFA 16, which inspired a […]