Tag Archives: football

  • Chad Ochocinco’s Lambeau Leap Comes With Expletive Hand Gesture

    Chad Ochocinco’s Lambeau Leap Comes With Expletive Hand Gesture

    Total Pro Sports – We were all promised by Chad Ochocinco that if he scored a touchdown against the Green Bay Packers yesterday afternoon, he would perform the Lambeau leap.  With 1:09 left in the third quarter, fans behind the Packers end zone were treated to what they had likely been waiting for all afternoon […]

  • Jerry Jones Digs For Gold In The New Cowboys Stadium

    Jerry Jones Digs For Gold In The New Cowboys Stadium

    Total Pro Sports – Jerry Jones was looking to find a bright spot in last night’s disastrous opening to the new Cowboys Stadium as his Dallas club lost to their division rival New York Giants 33-31 on a late field goal from Lawrence Tynes.  Needless to say, he did not find it in his nose, […]

  • Could This Be The NCAA’s Newest Team?

    Could This Be The NCAA’s Newest Team?

    Total Pro Sports – For those of us who witnessed the pregame debacle of the University of Virginia and their beloved Cav Man, we couldn’t help but think that maybe it is time to beign the search for a new school mascot.  With thew UVA Cavaliers now 0-3 to start the season, change may be […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/20/09 – Chris Johnson

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/20/09 – Chris Johnson

    Total Pro Sports – Some fantasy owners may have grew somewhat worrisome after Chris Johnson’s performance last week against the Pittsburgh Steelers where he accumulated a disappointing 68 total yards.  He certainly erased any bad memories of his opening week after yesterday afternoon’s game with the division rival Houston Texans.  Unfortunately the same could not […]

  • Matt Ziesel Touchdown Is this Week’s Feel Good Story [Video]

    Matt Ziesel Touchdown Is this Week’s Feel Good Story [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Through all the blood baths, crushing hits, criminal acts, and verbal exchanges this week in sports, there had to be one story that would really make everyone feel good.  We found that video and it comes from Benton High School in St. Josephs, Missouri. We will leave it to the Ziesel […]

  • TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 2

    TPS NFL Weekly Locks: Week 2

    Total Pro Sports – Last week we went 2-2 with the Redskins pulling off a late cover on Chris Cooley‘s touchdown grab and the Vikings using Peterson’s three touchdowns to get the job done against the Cleveland Browns.  Unfortunately for us, the Texans seemed to have taken a step backwards, rather than the expected step […]

  • Cost of Having Fun in the NFL: $60,000 For 6 Eagles Players

    Cost of Having Fun in the NFL: $60,000 For 6 Eagles Players

    Total Pro Sports – Somewhere in the midst of Jake Delhomme throwing his 9th interception in 2 games, Donovan McNabb fracturing his ribs and numerous shots of Michael Vick pacing about in the directors box – is he also banned from sitting down at an NFL game? – a pretty lame celebration went on. Who […]

  • Charles Rogers Charged With PUI?

    Charles Rogers Charged With PUI?

    Total Pro Sports – Driving under the influence is nothing new to sports athletes.  In this year alone we have seen the likes of WNBA star Diana Taurasi, former WWE wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper, and retired NBA star Charles Barkley arrested for DUIs.  Even Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth was recently sentenced to 30 […]

  • Buy Your Matt “Vick” Leinart Figurines Today

    Buy Your Matt “Vick” Leinart Figurines Today

    Total Pro Sports – The weather in Arizona is quite nice these days, but we didn’t think it could give Cardinals backup quarterback Matt Leinart a tan this dark. You may have seen some of those interesting NFL Players figurines in the toy section of your local WalMart before, but we were under the impression […]

  • Steve Smith’s Encouragement For Delhomme Not All That Encouraging

    Steve Smith’s Encouragement For Delhomme Not All That Encouraging

    Total Pro Sports – The Sunday afternoon debacle orchestrated by Panthers’ quarterback Jake Delhomme is tough to sum up in words, but if anyone could come close, it was wide receiver Steve Smith. During their game against the visiting Philadelphia Eagles, Smith was mic’d up and that allowed us to listen in on his motivational […]

  • 2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

    2009 NFL Power Rankings: Week 1

    Week: | Pre | 1 | Total Pro Sports – Does anyone remember early 90s WCW when Sting was screaming at the camera and bigging up The Shockmaster? Cue a fiery explosion and a rotund man with a Stormtroopers helmet covered in glitter (I kid you not) falling over a tiny wall and his helmet […]

  • Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Front Lawn Of Bills’ Leodis McKelvin Vandalized

    Total Pro Sports – You would think that Buffalo Bills fans would be used to seeing their team disappoint them.  After all, there was those four consecutive unsuccessful trips to the Super Bowl in the early ’90s, and just a few years ago there was that Monday Night debacle at the hands of the visiting […]

  • The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    The Stat Line Of The Night – 09/14/09 – Tom Brady

    Total Pro Sports – For those of you who had faith in the return of Tom Brady and used an early pick on him in your 2009 fantasy football drafts, you may have been worried following his first half performance last night against the Buffalo Bills.  That doubt was soon erased by his marvelous second […]

  • Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 1)

    Fantasy Football: TPS Monday Afternoon Quarterback (Week 1)

    Total Pro Sports – With the first weekend of football behind us, we would like to give our rundown of what happened around the league on Sunday.  Each Monday, we will provide a one sentence overview of each game around the league, as well as fantasy teams that likely won or lost you you games. […]