Tag Archives: football

  • 2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC East Preview and Prediciton. New England Patriots Offseason: Obviously the big ‘addition’ from 2008 is Tom Brady who New England expects to return to fitness and return to touchdowns in 2009. New England’s secondary was surprisingly poor in 2008 so picking up Leigh Bodden and Shawn […]

  • Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Total Pro Sports – Back in 2005 while going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, ex-Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was stopped and detained for being in possession of The Whizzinator, a device with a prosthetic penis attached to a jock strap and filled with clean urine to help pass a drug test. Now, […]

  • Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Total Pro Sports – The Chad Ochocinco Twitter saga has been dragging on throughout the preseason, and while he has recently proposed a plan to allow him to update his Twitter account during games, the Bengals wideout was not done there. Chad EightyFive has more information regarding his NFL season that he wants to share […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Total Pro Sports – As the story goes, Chad Ochocinco loves his Twitter and can’t live without it.  As a result, he wants to tweet during NFL games, but according to league rules, cellular devices are not to be used on the field.  Now EightyFive has come up with a new plan. Each week the […]

  • This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    Total Pro Sports – Last night Michael Vick made his return to the NFL as he suited up for the Philadelphia Eagles in their preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.  Fans at Lincoln Financial Field gave the backup quarterback a warm welcome, and even those who couldn’t make it out to the game found a […]

  • Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Looking for a way to get yourself traded?  If you don’t mind looking like a spoiled obnoxious sh*t, then you may want to try what Brandon Marshall did. Disgruntled with the organization and new head coach Josh McDaniels, Marshall was dressed Tuesday for practice, but has not been on the field […]

  • You Are Not Alone: Sports Illustrated Is Also Sick Of Brett Favre

    You Are Not Alone: Sports Illustrated Is Also Sick Of Brett Favre

    Total Pro Sports – If you thought you were the only one who was sick of all the entire Brett Favre saga and his retirement from being retired, think again. While some have been busy preparing for the return of No.4 in their own unusual ways, Sports Illustrated has decided to take thier own spin […]

  • An XXX Look Into The Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Relationship

    An XXX Look Into The Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Relationship

    Total Pro Sports – Ever wonder what caused Tony Romo to finally decide he had seen enough of Jessica Simpson?  You would think the presence of Natalie Smith would be enough of a reason, but there appears to be more too it. So what is with Jessica and all that fried chicken?  Wait a minute!  […]

  • PETA Wont Be Happy About The Slaughtering Of Favre Goats

    PETA Wont Be Happy About The Slaughtering Of Favre Goats

    Total Pro Sports – Just when it seemed as though the NFL was back on PETA’s good side, with Michael Vick being a  changed man and now speaking on behalf of animal lovers, a few incidents has put the league back in the dog house. Yesterday pictures surfaced of Vikings running back (and NFL fantasy […]

  • Adrian Peterson Goes Duck Hunting

    Adrian Peterson Goes Duck Hunting

    Total Pro Sports – Remember that game back on September 17, 2006, when the Adrian Peterson-led Oklahoma Sooners led the Oregon Ducks in the dying moments, only to be robbed by terrible officiating on an onside kick call, which cost them the ball, and the game.  Well Peterson has finally got his revenge. It appears […]

  • Raiders Pre-Season Fiasco Update: Randy Hanson Will Talk To Police

    Raiders Pre-Season Fiasco Update: Randy Hanson Will Talk To Police

    Total Pro Sports – On Tuesday we told you about the incident which occurred between Raiders head coach Tom Cable and assistant Randy Hanson, when Cable allegedly attacked Hanson and broke his jaw.  At the time no definitive information was available and although police were investigating the situation, it didn’t appear as though any charges […]

  • Is That A Penis Lighting The Foxborough Sky?

    Is That A Penis Lighting The Foxborough Sky?

    Total Pro Sports -Spygate may be over for the Patriots, but it looks like Penis-gate is about to begin. While there was a game going on inside Gillette Stadium between the Patriots and Bengals, which provided some interesting moments, there also seemed to be something rather unusual going on outside.  A penis appears to have […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Factors In Bengals’ Kicking Game Against Pats

    Chad Ochocinco Factors In Bengals’ Kicking Game Against Pats

    Total Pro Sports – With many fantasy football leagues approaching draft day owners will be interested to hear that Chad Ochocinco‘s stock has just risen.  It may even be enough to put him on our next edition of Analyzing The Studs. Last night during the Bengals preseason game against the New England Patriots, Ochocinco was […]