Tag Archives: football

  • Raiders Coach Tom Cable Breaks Assistant’s Jaw With Punch

    Raiders Coach Tom Cable Breaks Assistant’s Jaw With Punch

    Total Pro Sports – It may only be training camp, but it is never too early for the Oakland Raiders to begin asserting themselves (once again) as the NFL’s most dysfunctional franchise.  So how do you make such a mark before even playing a single game? Coach Fight!  Well I guess it isn’t really much […]

  • A Perfect Gift For Eagles Fans, Dog Lovers, And Vick Forgivers

    A Perfect Gift For Eagles Fans, Dog Lovers, And Vick Forgivers

    Total Pro Sports – Looking to buy your dog a gift to show him or her how much you love them?  A date with Anna Kournikova may not be all that practical.  The same should be said regarding Brett Favre‘s Ford F-150 or LeBron James‘ high school scrap books.  Heck, even a Tiger Woods‘ Gatorade […]

  • The Ultimate Jersey Fail

    The Ultimate Jersey Fail

    Total Pro Sports – We have seen stupidity illustrated through a simple pic before.  Look no further than this Chicago Cubs fan, who is still trying to figure out the purpose of a bill on a baseball hat. That guy’s story is a sad one, but he is no longer alone in the “You can’t […]

  • Michael Vick Admits To Crying In Prison On 60 Minutes

    Michael Vick Admits To Crying In Prison On 60 Minutes

    Total Pro Sports – Last night CBS aired the much anticipated Michael Vick post-jail interview with James Brown on 60 minutes.  So while the rest of the league’s players were on the field playing, how did Vick occupy himself behind bars? Crying his nights away. That was what he told Brown when explaining the guilt […]

  • Michael Vick To Sign With The Buffalo Bills

    Michael Vick To Sign With The Buffalo Bills

    Total Pro Sports – Rumors have been circulating all over the Internet today that Michael Vick aka “The Dog Fighter” is reportedly in Rochester, New York and about to sign a contract with the Buffalo Bills.  Atleast he has decided to put his poker career on hold. No, this is not an error the Buffalo […]

  • Donte Stallworth Suspended for 2009 Season

    Donte Stallworth Suspended for 2009 Season

    Total Pro Sports – Donte Stallworth has been suspended by the NFL for one year without pay for violating the NFL’s personal conduct, and substance abuse policy. Stallworth will have to sit out until the conclusion of this years Superbowl, and will not be allowed to participate in any team activities until this time. He […]

  • Guns + Pittsburgh Steelers = Bad Idea

    Guns + Pittsburgh Steelers = Bad Idea

    Total Pro Sports – The NFL seems to be the second coming of the NRA. The only league where stars go from signing 100 million dollar contracts, to jail (Michael Vick) and players who shoot themselves in the leg while at a night club (Plaxico Burress) a year from winning the Superbowl. Looks like the […]

  • Is Yahoo Trying To Tell Us Something About Tim Tebow’s Virginity?

    Is Yahoo Trying To Tell Us Something About Tim Tebow’s Virginity?

    Total Pro Sports – Although they may not be as upfront with their messages as Chris Bosh’s friend, it sure did seem like Yahoo Sports was trying to tell us something when they issued the title “Out with a Bang?” for a look into Tim Tebow and his Florida Gator’s run at another national championship. […]

  • Despite What They Tell You, Eli Manning is Not The Highest Paid NFLer

    Despite What They Tell You, Eli Manning is Not The Highest Paid NFLer

    Total Pro Sports – Breaking News!  On second thought, it’s not really breaking, and it isn’t exactly news  It is, however, some relevant information for your next NFL watercooler meeting, perhaps somewhere between your discussions regarding Drew Brees’ accuracy and Tom Brady’s return. You may have heard all the buzz regarding New york Giants’ quarterback […]

  • Tulsa Linebacker Mike Bryan Tackles Catfish In The Offseason

    Tulsa Linebacker Mike Bryan Tackles Catfish In The Offseason

    Total Pro Sports – Some NCAA football players have spent their off season admitting their virginity, getting bitten by zebras, or chasing around cheerleaders.  Then there is University of Tulsa linebacker Mike Bryan, who does what most have never even heard of. They call it noodling.  You stick your hand into a dark hold under […]

  • Reggie Bush Banging Carmen Ortega Prior to Kim Kardashian Split?

    Reggie Bush Banging Carmen Ortega Prior to Kim Kardashian Split?

    Total Pro Sports – This story continues to get more and more interesting as the days go by.  Last week we informed you of the breakup between New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush and his buxom babe Kim Kardashian.  Since then we had heard an assortment of rumors regarding the split, including word that […]

  • Terrell Suggs Hates The Steelers, Has The Shirt To Prove It

    Terrell Suggs Hates The Steelers, Has The Shirt To Prove It

    Total Pro Sports – If there was any question regarding how Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs felt about the Pittsburgh Steelers, it was undoubtedly answered after he wore this shirt to training camp, which states “You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Hate The Steelers.” The hatred between the two clubs should come as no surprise, […]

  • Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Matthew Stafford has been doing quite a bit of partying this off-season and who can blame him.  With a full season under center for the Detroit Lions on the horizon, he may want to do all the celebrating he can now, because it may be his last chance. Partying is not something characteristic of an […]