Tag Archives: football

  • Despite What They Tell You, Eli Manning is Not The Highest Paid NFLer

    Despite What They Tell You, Eli Manning is Not The Highest Paid NFLer

    Total Pro Sports – Breaking News!  On second thought, it’s not really breaking, and it isn’t exactly news  It is, however, some relevant information for your next NFL watercooler meeting, perhaps somewhere between your discussions regarding Drew Brees’ accuracy and Tom Brady’s return. You may have heard all the buzz regarding New york Giants’ quarterback […]

  • Tulsa Linebacker Mike Bryan Tackles Catfish In The Offseason

    Tulsa Linebacker Mike Bryan Tackles Catfish In The Offseason

    Total Pro Sports – Some NCAA football players have spent their off season admitting their virginity, getting bitten by zebras, or chasing around cheerleaders.  Then there is University of Tulsa linebacker Mike Bryan, who does what most have never even heard of. They call it noodling.  You stick your hand into a dark hold under […]

  • Reggie Bush Banging Carmen Ortega Prior to Kim Kardashian Split?

    Reggie Bush Banging Carmen Ortega Prior to Kim Kardashian Split?

    Total Pro Sports – This story continues to get more and more interesting as the days go by.  Last week we informed you of the breakup between New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush and his buxom babe Kim Kardashian.  Since then we had heard an assortment of rumors regarding the split, including word that […]

  • Terrell Suggs Hates The Steelers, Has The Shirt To Prove It

    Terrell Suggs Hates The Steelers, Has The Shirt To Prove It

    Total Pro Sports – If there was any question regarding how Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs felt about the Pittsburgh Steelers, it was undoubtedly answered after he wore this shirt to training camp, which states “You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Hate The Steelers.” The hatred between the two clubs should come as no surprise, […]

  • Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Matthew Stafford has been doing quite a bit of partying this off-season and who can blame him.  With a full season under center for the Detroit Lions on the horizon, he may want to do all the celebrating he can now, because it may be his last chance. Partying is not something characteristic of an […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    Total Pro Sports – Popcorn is no longer the only food that Terrell Owens is endorsing these days.  He now has his face on the cover of T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats.  What better way to drive potential buyers away. From the brand that has previously brought you Flutie Flakes, the Pitsburgh-based PLB Sports have now […]

  • Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Total Pro Sports – It has been just over one week since Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up.  Now another couple from the Bookmaker.com’s next celebrity scandal bet has fallen.  This time it was the New Orleans Saints’ Reggie Bush and the scrumptious rump of Kim Kardashian who have decided to go their separate […]

  • Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Total Pro Sports – Photoshop has become a useful tool these days.  There is not better way to enhance a picture than through the use of such a program.  Take the Panama cricket booty girls for example, who went from average asses to super booties.  So where was the Adobe picture altering program when John […]

  • Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw Keith Eloi of the Washington Redskins he was jumping into the back of a closed pickup truck wearing flip-flops.  Now he is back again, and more impressive than ever. We have seen others such as BJ Penn and Jarron Gilbert jump out of a three-foot pool.  In […]

  • Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – Who would have known, but I guess along with his student card, drivers license and VISA, Tim Tebow has also been carrying around his V-Card.  At least that is what he was telling Clay Travis of FanHouse.  I guess the Tim Tebow panties never came off when he was with his […]

  • Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Total Pro Sports – They say a picture tells a thousand words.  I can easily think of four in this picture of Detroit Lions quarterback of the future, Matthew Stafford: Beach, Babes, Booze and Boobs.  Sounds like an Arizona State cheerleader party, minus Hugh Jackman. I guess life is good when you are the NFL’s […]

  • Robber Sacked By Edmonton Eskimos’ Kitwana Jones

    Robber Sacked By Edmonton Eskimos’ Kitwana Jones

    Total Pro Sports – Need proof that CFL players are more than just a bunch of over-celebratory  B-leaguers?  For that we bring you the case of Kitwana Jones, the Edmonton Eskimos’ defensive back who gets up pretty early in the morning to serve his community’s citizens. The incident happened early Tuesday morning at around 6:45.  […]

  • Pittsburgh State Safety To Miss Season Due To Zebra Bite…Seriously?

    Pittsburgh State Safety To Miss Season Due To Zebra Bite…Seriously?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s WTF time again!  This one comes out of Pittsburgh, Kansas, where an athlete’s season has ended before it even started due to what may be the most bizarre injury ever sustained.  It sure beats your typical broken hand from punching a door. Joe Windscheffel, a safety at Pittsburgh State, will […]