Tag Archives: football

  • Larry Fitzgerald Uses His Great Hands To Catch Pancakes At IHOP

    Larry Fitzgerald Uses His Great Hands To Catch Pancakes At IHOP

    Total Pro Sports – You would expect to see this type of skill displayed on one of those NFL Fantasy Files commercials, but Larry Fitzgerald does not need to prove his worth as a top fantasy player in the upcoming NFL season. Rather than promote his soft hands, Fitz is promoting IHop’s new NFL themed […]

  • Is Nick Barnett Doing Some Dildo Shopping?

    Is Nick Barnett Doing Some Dildo Shopping?

    Total Pro Sports – The NFL has proposed to ban the use of Twitter during games, but maybe it would be best for Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett if they just banned the use of Twitter altogether.  Then we wouldn’t have to hear about his rather odd purchases. When someone tells you they just […]

  • 2009 NFL Preview: AFC South

    2009 NFL Preview: AFC South

    Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC South Previews and Predicitons. Indianapolis Colts Offseason: A new head coach, offensive and defensive co-ordinator would normally make a team wince, but the smartest piece of that offense is still lining up under center and fresh blood was probably needed to invigorate the defensive side of […]

  • Tony Romo Has A New Blond And Her Name Is Candice Crawford

    Tony Romo Has A New Blond And Her Name Is Candice Crawford

    Total Pro Sports – It has been a busy summer for Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo.  First he split with Jessica Simpson and quickly made a move on cougarlicious Michelle Johnson before getting some time in with the incredible Natalie Smith.  Then came the news that he may have been with Smith during his time with […]

  • 2009 NFL Preview: AFC North

    2009 NFL Preview: AFC North

    Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC North Previews and Predicitons. Pittsburgh Steelers Offseason: Tired clichés tell us that if it isn’t broke you don’t fix it, so it was no surprise that the influx of players in Pittsburgh was pretty much limited to the draft where they added the versatile Evander Hood […]

  • 2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    2009 NFL Preview: AFC East

    Lets take a look at this years 2009 AFC East Preview and Prediciton. New England Patriots Offseason: Obviously the big ‘addition’ from 2008 is Tom Brady who New England expects to return to fitness and return to touchdowns in 2009. New England’s secondary was surprisingly poor in 2008 so picking up Leigh Bodden and Shawn […]

  • Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Man Pays $750 For Original Whizzinator

    Total Pro Sports – Back in 2005 while going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, ex-Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was stopped and detained for being in possession of The Whizzinator, a device with a prosthetic penis attached to a jock strap and filled with clean urine to help pass a drug test. Now, […]

  • Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Chad Ochocinco To TwitPic Fines; Begins With First For Orange Chin Strap

    Total Pro Sports – The Chad Ochocinco Twitter saga has been dragging on throughout the preseason, and while he has recently proposed a plan to allow him to update his Twitter account during games, the Bengals wideout was not done there. Chad EightyFive has more information regarding his NFL season that he wants to share […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Chad Ochocinco Will Not Be Denied His In-Game Tweets

    Total Pro Sports – As the story goes, Chad Ochocinco loves his Twitter and can’t live without it.  As a result, he wants to tweet during NFL games, but according to league rules, cellular devices are not to be used on the field.  Now EightyFive has come up with a new plan. Each week the […]

  • This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    This Michael Vick Mural May Be A Bit Overboard

    Total Pro Sports – Last night Michael Vick made his return to the NFL as he suited up for the Philadelphia Eagles in their preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.  Fans at Lincoln Financial Field gave the backup quarterback a warm welcome, and even those who couldn’t make it out to the game found a […]

  • Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Brandon Marshall Protests For A Trade At Practice [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – Looking for a way to get yourself traded?  If you don’t mind looking like a spoiled obnoxious sh*t, then you may want to try what Brandon Marshall did. Disgruntled with the organization and new head coach Josh McDaniels, Marshall was dressed Tuesday for practice, but has not been on the field […]