Tag Archives: football

  • Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Total Pro Sports – Should the Pittsburgh Steelers be looking for a replacement quarterback if something terrible happens to Ben Roethlisberger, they may have found the perfect fit at the Penguins Stanley Cup parade.  My only question is how did throwing a football around become part of a hockey celebration? With the video camera rolling, […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Gets Face All Tattooed

    Chad Ochocinco Gets Face All Tattooed

    Total Pro Sports – If you are a fan of tattoos and are looking to get some ink in a place where everyone can see it, what better spot than your face?  For Chad Ochocinco, that was the perfect spot, but just one was not enough.  So he went and got three tattoos done. There […]

  • Trojans Safety Taylor Mays Give In-Depth Look At The USC Song Girls

    Trojans Safety Taylor Mays Give In-Depth Look At The USC Song Girls

    Total Pro Sports – The money is tempting, but many college athletes have been turning down the big bucks to stay an additional year at school.  It is not hard to see why. Meet Taylor Mays.  He has just completed his junior season playing safety at USC.  He started every game in his college career […]

  • Hank Baskett Gets Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant

    Hank Baskett Gets Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant

    Total Pro Sports – Former member of Playboy reality TV series “Girls Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson is officially pregnant.  And who is the father?  We are assuming that to be Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, unless of course that pole has some magic powers.  It seems to be lodged quite tightly between her legs. […]

  • Keith Eloi’s Pre-Season Trainning Includes Truck Jumping

    Keith Eloi’s Pre-Season Trainning Includes Truck Jumping

    Total Pro Sports – The NFL combine has always been a place for upcoming stars to display their skills and amazing athletic abilities.  These days Washington Redskins’ rookie receiver Keith Eloi has found another place to showcase his talents.  In the parking lot. With the camera recording, Eloi sets himself up in front of a […]

  • This Guy Can Sure Juggle A Soccer Ball

    This Guy Can Sure Juggle A Soccer Ball

    Total Pro Sports – The only way he could explain it was “a gift of God concentrated on his feet.”  That seems about right when you consider the skills that 50-year-old Spartak Hamiti has displayed with the soccer ball. Ball juggling is his thing, setting the world record in 1992 after he kept a soccer […]

  • Ochocinco: Me And Palmer Are Like Brokeback Mountain

    Ochocinco: Me And Palmer Are Like Brokeback Mountain

    Total Pro Sports – There is perhaps no relationship in sports filled with more drama than that between a quarterback and his wide receiver.  We have seen it time and time again.  Terrell Owens is the most prominent figure in such disputes, but recently we have seen a similar love-hate affair between Cincinnati Bengals wide […]

  • Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Total Pro Sports – Along with Tony Dungy, Rodney Harrison will be joining the NBC’s NFL broadcast team, and as his first order of business he wants everyone to know that he thinks the NFL is becoming a “soft, pansy sport.”  So Rodney, do you have any suggestions to toughen things up?  How bout some […]

  • Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Total Pro Sports – Bronco’s wide out Brandon Marshall has proven that he can be an elite receiver in the NFL, but his successes on the field have been largely overshadowed by his failures off it. The troubled player out of the University of Central Florida has had his fair share of legal confrontations, but […]

  • Brad Childress Sports A Rug During Mini-Camp

    Brad Childress Sports A Rug During Mini-Camp

    Total Pro Sports – Who is that ’80s rock star coaching the Vikings and what did he do with Brad Childress?  That was what many unsuspecting spectators, players, and media personnel must have been asking themselves during the final day of the Minnesota Vikings’ 3-day mini-camp yesterday in Eden Prairie. With his well-known bald head […]

  • Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Plaxico Burress “Deathly Afraid” Of Jail

    Total Pro Sports – To go from a possibility of three years in jail to only 3 months in jail is bargain, but it is not one that former New York Giant’s wide receiver Plaxico Burress is willing to accept. Faced with a second-degree weapons charge that caries with it a minimum 1 1/2 year […]

  • Why Buy A Jeremy Shockey Jersey? When You Can Paint One On!

    Why Buy A Jeremy Shockey Jersey? When You Can Paint One On!

    Total Pro Sports – Those Jeremy Shockey New Orleans Saints jerseys likely aren’t flying off the shelves, and competing with the likes of Reggie Bush and Drew Brees, it isn’t likely that they will be anytime soon.  It may even be difficult to find a Saints jersey with the number 88 on the back, but […]

  • Jeremy Shockey Hospitalized After The Rehab Pool Party In Vegas

    Jeremy Shockey Hospitalized After The Rehab Pool Party In Vegas

    Total Pro Sports – It is not even pre-season training time and already we have our first dehydration victim in the NFL.  None other than Jeremy Shockey, Tight End of the New Orleans Saints.  The odd part is where it happened; at the Beach Club Pool in the Hard Rock Cafe Casino.  At least he […]

  • Interested In Purchasing A Lingerie Football Team?

    Interested In Purchasing A Lingerie Football Team?

    Total Pro Sports – The Philadelphia Passion of the Lingerie Football League are looking for someone to purchase their team.  And what better reason to be that someone than the possibility of owning team captain and Passion running back Jackie Danico.  Finally, something worth spending all that change in the piggy bank on.