Tag Archives: football

  • Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Despite Being A Lion, The Party Goes On For Matthew Stafford

    Matthew Stafford has been doing quite a bit of partying this off-season and who can blame him.  With a full season under center for the Detroit Lions on the horizon, he may want to do all the celebrating he can now, because it may be his last chance. Partying is not something characteristic of an […]

  • An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    An Anthem For A Boston Cheat Party

    Total Pro Sports – If I had to guess, I’d say this piece was made by a New Yorker.  No one is enjoying the recent news of Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz‘s positive drug tests from 2003 more than they are. The rivalry between Boston and New York is an intense one.  New York held […]

  • You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    You Can Now Enjoy A Breakfast With Terrell Owens

    Total Pro Sports – Popcorn is no longer the only food that Terrell Owens is endorsing these days.  He now has his face on the cover of T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats.  What better way to drive potential buyers away. From the brand that has previously brought you Flutie Flakes, the Pitsburgh-based PLB Sports have now […]

  • Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Did A Reggie Bush STD Cause Breakup With Kim Kardashian?

    Total Pro Sports – It has been just over one week since Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up.  Now another couple from the Bookmaker.com’s next celebrity scandal bet has fallen.  This time it was the New Orleans Saints’ Reggie Bush and the scrumptious rump of Kim Kardashian who have decided to go their separate […]

  • Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Georgia Bulldogs John Cock Shows His Cox…Or Something Like That

    Total Pro Sports – Photoshop has become a useful tool these days.  There is not better way to enhance a picture than through the use of such a program.  Take the Panama cricket booty girls for example, who went from average asses to super booties.  So where was the Adobe picture altering program when John […]

  • Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Keith Eloi Jumps Out Of A Pool Backwards!

    Total Pro Sports – Last time we saw Keith Eloi of the Washington Redskins he was jumping into the back of a closed pickup truck wearing flip-flops.  Now he is back again, and more impressive than ever. We have seen others such as BJ Penn and Jarron Gilbert jump out of a three-foot pool.  In […]

  • Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Tim Tebow A Virgin, Says He’s Waiting For Marriage (Audio)

    Total Pro Sports – Who would have known, but I guess along with his student card, drivers license and VISA, Tim Tebow has also been carrying around his V-Card.  At least that is what he was telling Clay Travis of FanHouse.  I guess the Tim Tebow panties never came off when he was with his […]

  • Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Top Pick Matthew Stafford Enjoys Beach, Babes, Breasts, and Booze

    Total Pro Sports – They say a picture tells a thousand words.  I can easily think of four in this picture of Detroit Lions quarterback of the future, Matthew Stafford: Beach, Babes, Booze and Boobs.  Sounds like an Arizona State cheerleader party, minus Hugh Jackman. I guess life is good when you are the NFL’s […]

  • Robber Sacked By Edmonton Eskimos’ Kitwana Jones

    Robber Sacked By Edmonton Eskimos’ Kitwana Jones

    Total Pro Sports – Need proof that CFL players are more than just a bunch of over-celebratory  B-leaguers?  For that we bring you the case of Kitwana Jones, the Edmonton Eskimos’ defensive back who gets up pretty early in the morning to serve his community’s citizens. The incident happened early Tuesday morning at around 6:45.  […]

  • Pittsburgh State Safety To Miss Season Due To Zebra Bite…Seriously?

    Pittsburgh State Safety To Miss Season Due To Zebra Bite…Seriously?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s WTF time again!  This one comes out of Pittsburgh, Kansas, where an athlete’s season has ended before it even started due to what may be the most bizarre injury ever sustained.  It sure beats your typical broken hand from punching a door. Joe Windscheffel, a safety at Pittsburgh State, will […]

  • Move Over Jessica! Michelle Johnson Is Tony Romo’s New Jinx

    Move Over Jessica! Michelle Johnson Is Tony Romo’s New Jinx

    Total Pro Sports – Dallas Cowboy fans were likely rejoicing after word got out that their starting quarterback, Tony Romo, parted ways with Jessica Simpson (at least he still has the upskirt pics to look back on).  Well not so fast!  It looks like there may be a new jinx in town, and this one […]

  • Terrell Owens Shows The World His Smooth Moves

    Terrell Owens Shows The World His Smooth Moves

    Total Pro Sports – Last night many of us were witnesses to the premiere of The T.O. Show, and as you may have expected, it was dreadful.  We already knew that the man was in love with himself (who else talks about their day on the afternoon news), but now it may have come to […]

  • Chad Ocho Cinco Now Fighting High Schoolers Over Twitter

    Chad Ocho Cinco Now Fighting High Schoolers Over Twitter

    Total Pro Sports – After many years of immaturity for Chad Ocho Cinco (formerly Chad Johnson) someone has finally told him to grow up.  Leave it to high schooler Thomas Barrett to set him straight. Twitter battles are often created in good spirit, but not this one.  Just look at Chris Bosh vs. Charlie V., […]