Tag Archives: football

  • Chad Ocho Cinco: Death Of MJ And Fawcett As Sad As 9/11

    Chad Ocho Cinco: Death Of MJ And Fawcett As Sad As 9/11

    Total Pro Sports – Many would be quick to tab Shaq as the North American sporting world’s most renowned Twitterer, but Chad Ocho Cinco has been quickly making a case of his own.  But while Shaq offers readers some interesting comments and challenges, Chad Eighty Five has mostly delivered stupidity.  Luckily we all love reading […]

  • Mr. Irrelevant Is Anything But That

    Mr. Irrelevant Is Anything But That

    Total Pro Sports – The 2009 edition of Mr. Irrelevant has all of a sudden become very relevant to the Kansas City Chiefs.  Picked last in this year’s NFL Draft, kicker Ryan Succop is the first player chosen by the Chiefs to sign with the team.  And to show how relevant he is, they have […]

  • Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson Top Odds For Celebrity Scandal

    Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson Top Odds For Celebrity Scandal

    Total Pro Sports – When they say you can bet on just about anything these days, they are not lying.  Whether its a coin flip, presidential race, or movie release numbers, you can always find a sportsbook with a line on it.  And now you can add celebrity scandals to the mix. Word has it […]

  • Terrell Owens Search For Buffalo Home Finally Over

    Terrell Owens Search For Buffalo Home Finally Over

    Total Pro Sports – The long search for a home in Buffalo is now over.  Terrell Owens has found a new driveway to do situps on as reporters interview him. A good housing market was not one of Owens’ reasons for coming to Buffalo, and he has endured quite a number of rejections during his […]

  • Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Penguins Fans Have Great Throwing Arms

    Total Pro Sports – Should the Pittsburgh Steelers be looking for a replacement quarterback if something terrible happens to Ben Roethlisberger, they may have found the perfect fit at the Penguins Stanley Cup parade.  My only question is how did throwing a football around become part of a hockey celebration? With the video camera rolling, […]

  • Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Condom Company’s Ad Heats Up Argentina vs. Brazil Rivalry

    Total Pro Sports – Is there a place for sex within a bitter sports rivalry? The Argentine condom company “Tulipan” seems to think so.  In a recent ad geared towards a game against their home side’s bitter soccer rivals Brazil, they thought they would use some sexually suggestive pictures to show just what the outcome […]

  • Chad Ochocinco Gets Face All Tattooed

    Chad Ochocinco Gets Face All Tattooed

    Total Pro Sports – If you are a fan of tattoos and are looking to get some ink in a place where everyone can see it, what better spot than your face?  For Chad Ochocinco, that was the perfect spot, but just one was not enough.  So he went and got three tattoos done. There […]

  • Trojans Safety Taylor Mays Give In-Depth Look At The USC Song Girls

    Trojans Safety Taylor Mays Give In-Depth Look At The USC Song Girls

    Total Pro Sports – The money is tempting, but many college athletes have been turning down the big bucks to stay an additional year at school.  It is not hard to see why. Meet Taylor Mays.  He has just completed his junior season playing safety at USC.  He started every game in his college career […]

  • Hank Baskett Gets Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant

    Hank Baskett Gets Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant

    Total Pro Sports – Former member of Playboy reality TV series “Girls Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson is officially pregnant.  And who is the father?  We are assuming that to be Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, unless of course that pole has some magic powers.  It seems to be lodged quite tightly between her legs. […]

  • Keith Eloi’s Pre-Season Trainning Includes Truck Jumping

    Keith Eloi’s Pre-Season Trainning Includes Truck Jumping

    Total Pro Sports – The NFL combine has always been a place for upcoming stars to display their skills and amazing athletic abilities.  These days Washington Redskins’ rookie receiver Keith Eloi has found another place to showcase his talents.  In the parking lot. With the camera recording, Eloi sets himself up in front of a […]

  • This Guy Can Sure Juggle A Soccer Ball

    This Guy Can Sure Juggle A Soccer Ball

    Total Pro Sports – The only way he could explain it was “a gift of God concentrated on his feet.”  That seems about right when you consider the skills that 50-year-old Spartak Hamiti has displayed with the soccer ball. Ball juggling is his thing, setting the world record in 1992 after he kept a soccer […]

  • Ochocinco: Me And Palmer Are Like Brokeback Mountain

    Ochocinco: Me And Palmer Are Like Brokeback Mountain

    Total Pro Sports – There is perhaps no relationship in sports filled with more drama than that between a quarterback and his wide receiver.  We have seen it time and time again.  Terrell Owens is the most prominent figure in such disputes, but recently we have seen a similar love-hate affair between Cincinnati Bengals wide […]

  • Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Rodney Harrison Says NFL Is “Soft.” May We Suggest HGH?

    Total Pro Sports – Along with Tony Dungy, Rodney Harrison will be joining the NBC’s NFL broadcast team, and as his first order of business he wants everyone to know that he thinks the NFL is becoming a “soft, pansy sport.”  So Rodney, do you have any suggestions to toughen things up?  How bout some […]

  • Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Brandon Marshall Beats Corners And Women

    Total Pro Sports – Bronco’s wide out Brandon Marshall has proven that he can be an elite receiver in the NFL, but his successes on the field have been largely overshadowed by his failures off it. The troubled player out of the University of Central Florida has had his fair share of legal confrontations, but […]