Tag Archives: FSU

  • FSU’s Xavier Rathan-Mayes Scores 30 Points in 4:38, Noles Still Lose (Video)

    FSU’s Xavier Rathan-Mayes Scores 30 Points in 4:38, Noles Still Lose (Video)

    Xavier Rathan-Mayes. Remember that name. (You’ve already forgotten it, haven’t you? It’s ok. It’s a tough name to remember.) Xavier put on nothing less than a legendary performance last night, scoring 30 points in 4 minutes and 38 seconds while trying to guide his Florida State Seminoles back to victory against Miami. Sadly, the Noles […]

  • Porn Star Mia Khalifa Is Trying to Recruit Braxton Miller to FSU (Video)

    Porn Star Mia Khalifa Is Trying to Recruit Braxton Miller to FSU (Video)

    Please enable Javascript to watch this video Do you remember Mia Khalifa? The last time we checked in with her, she was serving as the “unofficial mascot” of the Florida State Seminoles. I say “unofficial” because she’s a porn actress, and most colleges don’t want to put sex workers on the official payroll. Nope, not […]

  • Several FSU Players Refuse To Shake Hands after Blowout Loss (Video)

    Several FSU Players Refuse To Shake Hands after Blowout Loss (Video)

    America wasn’t exactly lacking reasons not to like FSU or FSU players. However, they got one more on Sunday night at the end of the team’s playoff loss against Oregon. After the blowout, several FSU players left the field without shaking hands with the opposing team, as is tradition. Kirk Herbstreit took notice of this […]

  • Jimbo Fisher Threatens To Bench Jameis Winston During Rose Bowl (Video)

    Jimbo Fisher Threatens To Bench Jameis Winston During Rose Bowl (Video)

    The Florida State Seminoles struggled to find any sort of success against the Oregon Ducks during the second half of their 59-20 loss at the Rose Bowl earlier today. And their frustration was clearly boiling over on the sidelines, culminating in a heated exchange of words between Seminoles head coach Jimbo Fisher and Noles quarterback […]

  • Disabled FSU Student Guided to End Zone by the Seminoles Squad (Video)

    Disabled FSU Student Guided to End Zone by the Seminoles Squad (Video)

    With a big game on the horizon for New Year’s Day, the Seminoles took a sweet moment to assist a disabled FSU student in a walk towards the end zone at their practice facility. The student in question was Payton Poulin, who was diagnosed with schizencephaly as a child. The condition is similar to cerebral palsy […]

  • Watch This Miami-FSU Fan Brawl From Saturday (Video)

    Watch This Miami-FSU Fan Brawl From Saturday (Video)

    In keeping with all we feel and know to be true about Florida, we have video footage of a Miami-FSU fan brawl that took place in the parking lot before their big rivalry game on Saturday. I think it’s the stadium parking lot. It could also be a refinery or the moon. The video is pretty […]

  • Kevin Hart to Jameis Winston: ‘Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t’ (Video)

    Kevin Hart to Jameis Winston: ‘Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t’ (Video)

    Kevin Hart went to FSU as a stop on his stand-up comedy tour, and came across the path of last year’s Heisman winner Jameis Winston. And to his face, Kevin Hart told Winston what we’re all thinking. He said point blank, “You need to stop doing dumb shit.” Which is totally true, but normally not […]

  • Useful Website Tracks Last Time Jameis Winston Did Something Stupid

    Useful Website Tracks Last Time Jameis Winston Did Something Stupid

    Jameis Winston is a tough guy to keep tabs on. Not because he’s sneaky or anything. If anything, he could stand to be sneakier! He’s a little too conspicuous with his stupidity, so we’re inundated with news stories about dumb stuff Jameis Winston has done. Was the dumb thing this week the same as last […]

  • Jenn Sterger is Getting Rid of Her Money-Makers

    Jenn Sterger is Getting Rid of Her Money-Makers

    For those of you who don’t know who Jenn Sterger is, let me give you a quick background.  On a CBS telecast of a Florida State game, the camera panned to a group of FSU fans in the crowd.  They weren’t just any fans though, they were stunningly gorgeous.  Led by Sterger in a cowgirl […]