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Picture Of The Day: This Ref Likes What He Sees
It is the World Cup semi-finals between Germany and Spain. The beautiful Durban Stadium is filled with some of the world’s best footballers, including David Villa, Xavi, Andrés Iniesta, Carles Puyol, Lukas Podolski, Phillip Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger, among others. The score is tied nil-nil almost 40 minutes in and with both teams getting their [...]
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Hey Germany, PROBLEM?
After a long run which saw them trounce the likes of England and Argentina, the German national football team finally met their match when they took on Spain in the semi-finals at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. It was a hard-fought battle between the two teams, but in the end it was the [...]
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Well, This Is Awkward…
This German fan showed a lot of balls as he zoomed across a river in Holland in front of a ton of Orange supporters. Fortunately for him there was a body of water separating him from the Dutch fans who probably would have beaten him to a bloody pulp. On the other hand, those fans [...]
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Paul The Octopus Disappoints Germans By Picking Spain
Meet Paul the Octopus. This eight-legged creature was once the prized mascot of the German national football team until he picked Spain to prevail in their World Cup semi-final match which takes place today at Durban Stadium. Paul has correctly predicted the outcome of Germany’s five previous World Cup games, but this is one time [...]
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German Coach Picks Nose, Eats It
Man, the World Cup is mega-stressful. How stressful? So stressful that it makes you do this: Really? A World Cup soccer coach picking his nose in front of millions of people and eating his boogers? Red card for not sharing tasty snacks with the rest of the players and crowd! The coach is Germany’s most [...]
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Coaches Get Involved In Germany vs. Swiss Post-Game Melee
Had it been Canada, Russia, the Czechs, USA, or just about any other country, it wouldn’t have been all that surprising, but the Swiss? Aren’t they supposed to be neutral? Things got nasty at the conclusion of a quarter-final match between Germany and Switzerland at the IIHF World Hockey Championships. It all started after the [...]
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Soccer Player Throws Water Bottle at a Fan (Video)
When it comes to soccer, we have grown accustomed to seeing fans throw things at the players on the pitch. Rarely do we witness the opposite occurring, however, yesterday in Hamburg, Germany, that was exactly what transpired. Playing against a 10-man, bottom of the barrel Hannover 96 team, Hamburg came out sluggish and stayed that [...]
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German Soccer Fan’s Feet Catch Fire (Video)
Imagine hearing a call like this at the end of a sports broadcast: “So that’ll do it here from Germany with our final score 3-2 along with 8 fans getting injured, 3 hospital visits and 2 people getting caught on fire. So long, everybody.” People catching fire? On their bodies? This is like those old [...]
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Germany Celebrates Hockey Gold…WTF?
If you live in Australia, you may be thinking to yourself, “How the hell did those Germans end up winning the gold medal in hockey?” And why would any Aussie think such a thing? Because that is what Channel 9 in Australia is telling everyone in the land down under. Although this erroneous website publication [...]
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Bobsledder’s Bulge May Be NSFW (PIC)
If bobsledding wasn’t popular before, then perhaps its recent string of NSFW moments will change that sooner than you may think. First we saw it in the female competition, when the UK’s Gillian Cooke split her spandex right down her rear just prior to taking off for a run. Now we bring you the [...]
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German Keeper Jens Lehmann Owned By Ball Boy
Total Pro Sports – At times, the ball boy can be a soccer player’s best friend. For Jens Lehmann, he was anything but that. With time ticking off the clock, and his team down 1-0, the Stuttgart goalie went to retrieve a ball after it had gone out of bounds, but the ball boy was [...]
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Michael Ballack Kicks Ball To The Groin Commercial
Total Pro Sports – German soccer player Michale Ballack’s new Adidas Predator shoe commercial was recently played in Canada for the first time. The commercial featured Ballack trying to kick a soccer ball through a hoola-hoop which was being held by his trainer.
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Lukas Podolski Pimp Slaps Michael Ballack
Total Pro Sports - Sometimes a slap can be an effective way to get your message across and in this case it appears to have worked. In a recent World Cup Qualifying match between Germany and Wales, German forward Lucas Podolski, slapped captain Michael Ballack in the face. The video is poor quality, but it [...]
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Don’t Mess With The Mustache
Total Pro Sports- I just came across this video and its destined to become an instant classic. It appears to be of a European Handball Match between Germany and Norway. It seems that at the end of the match there is some sort of controversial call. After that a menacing man with a mustache appears [...]
