Perhaps the most interesting part of this video comes at the 1:15 mark, when stripper-fan leans over the railing while performing one of her many acrobatic maneuvers.  As she begins to raise her legs you will notice that both men seated in the adjacent seats immediately grab her legs to prevent her from falling over into the lower bowl.

Something tells me that neither a drunk male, nor a fat ugly female would have received the same type of support.  After all, to men, a drunken floozy is a lot like a mime:  Both are terrible things to waste.

Hat Tip – [Barstool Sports]

Total Pro Sports -Spygate may be over for the Patriots, but it looks like Penis-gate is about to begin.

While there was a game going on inside Gillette Stadium between the Patriots and Bengals, which provided some interesting moments, there also seemed to be something rather unusual going on outside.  A penis appears to have been lighting up the Foxborough, Massachusetts sky.

Now before you go checking out google earth to see just where this penis-shaped lighting was created from, we should probably tell you that it will be difficult to spot because they have not yet compensated for the magical telestrator pen of Randy Cross.

During a pause in the game, Cross attempted to point out the location of “Patriots Place” to viewers.  Apparently they are situated squarely within a penis-shaped area.

It looks like Patriot fans are getting pretty “excited” over the return of Tom Brady.

A Weird Object InThe Foxborough Sky

Hat Tip – [The CMSB]