So what was Gisele’s response to the chants of “Eli Rules” and “Eli owns your husband”?

“You have to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball.  My husband cannot f*&king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.  I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

It sounds like the Patriots receivers can forget about Gisele hooking them up with any of her supermodel friends for the time being.

I think it’s a pretty sound theory. So here it goes. I hope you can keep up with this cutting edge analysis.

Interestingly, it is so common for the wives of pro athletes to work tirelessly on behalf of charities that it proved impossible to come up with a difinitive list of the “most” charitable. So instead we just put together a list of women whose charitable activites stood out to us. By all means, if you know of other examples of player wives doing amazing charity work, let us here it. The more publicity these people get for their endeavors, the better.

Whether he is crying about being drafted in the sixth round, dancing to Copacabana, or sliding down a water slide at his Mexican hotel, it appears as though Tom Brady has absolutely no fear of self-embarrassment.  But who can blame him?  After all, the man has won three SuperBowls, two SuperBowl MVPs and two NFL MVPs.  And in case that isn’t enough to satisfy you, check out the sexy Brazilian supermodel wife that just so happens to be waiting for him at the bottom of that water slide.

He may be known as “Tom Terrific” on the football field, but on the dance floor he looks more like “Tom Terrible.”  The reigning NFL MVP was in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil this past week for Carnival, and while most of those in attendance were probably busy checking out the gorgeous body and beautiful face of his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, Brady figured he could sneak in a quick dance with no one looking.

We caught you Tom!

Judging by those moves, it is hard to tell whether his off-season surgery for a stress fracture in his right foot was a success, or a horrible failure.

Total Pro Sports – With the upcoming NFL season quickly approaching, Penthouse magazine has decided to showcase some of the beautiful ladies behind the men in the pads.

In their tribute to the ten hottest WAGs (wives and girlfriends) of the NFL from the past decade, there are some of the usual suspect like Kim Kardashian, Gisele Bundchen, and Kendra Wilkinson.  There are also others that you will surely want to get to know better, if you haven’t already.

If there is one thing lacking among this list of ladies, it is the clothing, but we aren’t complaining.  Over half of the women have posed nude at some point.

Here is how they rank:

1.  Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, NO) – During his pre-drinking-and-passing-out-in-Vegas days, of course.

Vida Guerra

2.  Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, OAK) – Some have questioned whether Garcia prefers men or women.  Carmella is the perfect answer.

Carmella DeCesare

3.  Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, NO, RB) – After news that they had broken up, apparently they are now back together.  Reggie must miss that ass.

Kim Kardashian

4.  Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, CHI) – This must have been after Cade was drafted, but before she got to see him actually play.

Brande Roderick

5.  Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, CLE) – Same case as above (#4)

Heather Kozar

6.  Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuletta, S, STL) – Finally, a defensive player.  It may not get the babes, but defense wins championships.

Jennifer Walcott

7.  Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, PHI) – Perhaps the biggest catch on the list.  Baskett is not very good, and was never even expected to be very good.  He just works hard and it has paid off.

Kendra Wilkinson

8.  Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, DAL) – Romo has since been with one, two, three other women…that we know of.

Jessica Simpson

9.  Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, NE) – Best quarterback bangs hottest model.  Makes sense to me.

Gisele Bundchen

10.  Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, WSH) – I guess hot chick will throw themselves on just about any starting quarterback in the NFL.

Mercedes Lindsay

Want to see some of the NSFW photos? Check out – [FleshBot]

It was seemingly just another day for Robin at Community Boating Inc. on Beacon Hill.  that is until she found out Tom Brady and wife Gisele had rented a couple of kayaks for the day.  Tom was reportedly racing a friend when his flipped, and that’s when it was time for Robin to come to the rescue.  She described her day as follows:

“My friend Jonathan Yasuda and I were out sailing and when we brought the boat back to the mooring and were tying up, one of the guys from Community Boating came over in the motorboat to pick us up.  He told us, ‘You’ll never guess who just rented boats from us – Tom and Gisele.’”

“When we got out to them, Tom was in the river and his kayak was upside down and full of water. It was so heavy, he couldn’t turn it over.  We asked him, ‘Do you need any help?’ and he said ‘Yeah.’ ” [Boston Herald]

Gisele, who was near by in her own kayak when the incident took place, was talking about how Tom’s kayak was narrower and therefore hard to balance.  Way to cover up for the big star quarterback Gisele.

It’s a shame Mark Sanchez wasn’t there in his Baywatch uniform to save Tom.  Hopefully the incident doesn’t have any effects on his return to the field.

When they got back to the boathouse, Robin asked Brady if he would take a picture with her.  The Patriots’ playcaller told her, “Of course, you guys saved my life.”  Maybe they should have asked for a little more.  Perhaps a Superbowl ring?

These pics show Tom and Jack playing around on the pier prior to a trip to Granville Island. And what is that extra accessory in Tom’s hand? Yes, it is a purse. But nothing to fear Pats fans. It belongs to wife Gisele. Lets just hope it doesn’t strain his arm.

The couple were in Vancouver spending time with Tom’s 20-month-old boy , while his mother, Bridget Moynahan, shoots a film in the city.

Here’s another picture of Gisele and Tom’s son on his shoulders.

Tom Brady and His Son John "Jack" Edward Thomas

After getting married less a week ago it is clear that their short lived honeymoon is over.  Thanks to our friends over at TMZ who reported today that newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were spotted at a Best Buy in Los Angeles buying a few things in the “Ink and Paper” section.

“The honeymoon is clearly over — because yesterday in L.A., Tom Brady was back to running errands as his new wife, Gisele Bundchen, kept the car running with Tom’s son in the back seat.”

Like any other good husband (Or maybe not like any other good husband), Gisele sat in the car with Tom’s son waiting in front of the Best Buy for him to return.

I wonder what they are going to do with all that ink and paper for their printer???  Maybe Tom and Gisele did it old school and instead of making a sex tape they went with photographs instead????  Just a little something to throw out there, but you never know!!

Click here to watch the video of Tom Brady Shopping at Best Buy.

Photos Via: Gisele Bundchen is the Best Buy – [JustJared]

“The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.”

The two love birds held a small ceremony and then gathered at their home in L.A.’s lavish Brentwood neighborhood with their friends and family.

(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)

Thankfully all the rumors about Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s relationship have finally been put down to rest.  If for any reason we hear of their relationship again in the news it will probably be because they are getting divorced. (If that ever happens just shoot me an email Gisele, I’m free)

EXCLUSIVE: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Say “I Do!”  – [USMagazine]