Tag Archives: Goalie

  • Picture Of The Day: G.I.L.F.

    Picture Of The Day: G.I.L.F.

    Every man knows what M.I.L.F. stands for.  I believe that goes without saying. Now, following the U.S.A.’s extraordinary come-from-behind victory against Brazil in the quarter-finals of the 2011 Women’s World Cup, a new term has been coined:  G.I.L.F., as in “Goalie I’d Like to F*ck.”  That was the type of feeling that U.S. keeper Hope […]

  • Canada U-17 Soccer Goalie Scores From Center Against England (Video)

    Canada U-17 Soccer Goalie Scores From Center Against England (Video)

    England’s international soccer (football) team had a glaring issues with their goalkeeping during the 2010 World Cup last summer in South Africa.  It appears as though there isn’t any help on the way in the near future. That is what we are led to believe after watching England’s U-17 goalkeeper Jordan Pickford allow a shot […]

  • Battle Of The Goalie Fails: Who Ya Got? (Videos)

    Battle Of The Goalie Fails: Who Ya Got? (Videos)

    In the red corner we have 30-year-old AIK Stockholm keeper Ivan Turina, whose nonchalant attempt to receive a backpass from a teammate turned into a disaster when the ball skipped past his foot and into the net.  Luckily for him, this was only a pre-season friendly.  That should allow him to join us in having […]

  • A Soccer Goalie Trick Shot Video? Why Not? (Video)

    A Soccer Goalie Trick Shot Video? Why Not? (Video)

    If a third-string college quarterback and an NHL superstar can have their own trick-shot videos, why can’t a soccer goalkeeper, right? That was what Lassi Hurskainen was probably thinking when he decided to grab a camera, a soccer ball and a pair of cleats, and put together a rather impressive trick-shot video of his own.  […]

  • Brazilian Keeper Scores, Tears ACL Celebrating (Video)

    Brazilian Keeper Scores, Tears ACL Celebrating (Video)

    If I ever coached my own soccer team, I would be sure to implement the following rule: Goalies are banned from partaking in any sort of celebration.  No matter what the occasion, whether they have just made a save on a penalty shot, scored a goal, or won a championship, they are prohibited from engaging […]

  • Another Gaff For This Poor Goalie (Video)

    Another Gaff For This Poor Goalie (Video)

    A few weeks back we showed you footage of a soccer goalkeeper who though he had just made a big save on a penalty kick, but after turning his back on the net to celebrate, the ball took a rather unusual turn and spun its way over the goal line. It was one of the […]

  • Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    Give This Soccer Goalie A Mulligan (Video)

    The five-hole goal is quite common in hockey, but when it comes to soccer, it may be a goalies worst nightmare.  After all, does a soccer ball even fit between a man’s legs?  Not when you have a third leg dangling between there like Greg Oden. This goalie likely wishes he was packing the same […]

  • Goalkeeper “Head Butts” Referee During African Cup (Video)

    Goalkeeper “Head Butts” Referee During African Cup (Video)

    Nothing gets the ol’ ticker going faster than an intense African Cup of Nations soccer semifinals game between Egypt and Algeria.   Especially one that winds up being a complete wash, a 4-0 win in favor of Egypt. That doesn’t mean it was completely without some entertainment.  Algeria’s goalkeeper, Faouzi Chaouchi, took exception to a goal […]

  • Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    Oops! Soccer Goalie Falls on Head During Routine Play

    This video is one of those embarrassing things that I’m sure this goalie wishes would just disappear.  Unfortunately for him, the internet and his aching neck will probably not let him or anyone else forget it for quite some time.  What seems like easy plays for goalies don’t always end up working out that way. […]

  • Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    Soccer Goalie Scores Crazy Goal (Video)

    This goalie in a soccer game came all the way down to the other end of the of the field and headed in an amazing goal to win the game for Standard Liege in a crucial game.  The goal, and subsequent win, propelled Sinan Bolat‘s team into the Europa League. Impressed?  I know I am.  […]

  • Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    Soccer Goalie Jens Lehman Takes a Leak During Game

    I don’t want to make this into a whole “Is soccer awesome or not” debate again, but this video from a game between Champions League teams Stuttgart and Unirea Urziceni last night definitely helps the argument for soccer in my humble opinion.  In no major American sport could a player get away with sneaking away […]

  • Minor Hockey Goalie Makes The Save Of The Year

    Minor Hockey Goalie Makes The Save Of The Year

    Total Pro Sports – Minor hockey in Canada has some of the biggest leagues in the world.  Especially in Toronto where the “GTHL” Greater Toronto Hockey League features future stars. If you speak to any agent or scout they will most definitely name the GTHL as the known birth place of most NHL’ers.  Paul Coffey, […]