Tag Archives: Golf

  • Tiger’s Divorce Finalized, Elin To Receive $750 Million

    Tiger’s Divorce Finalized, Elin To Receive $750 Million

    For those of you still feeling sorry for Elin Nordegren, soon to be former wife of Tiger Woods, you can stop crying for her now that she is set to become one of the wealthiest unemployed women around.  Reports have indicated that the divorce papers have been signed, sealed and delivered, and Tiger’s bank account […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Not All Mini Golf Holes Are Made For Kids

    Picture Of The Day: Not All Mini Golf Holes Are Made For Kids

    It appears as though the penis shaped golf hole we found one month ago has inspired the creation of this mini version of itself.  One can only hope that this course has a disclaimer at the entrance warning parents of the phallic images their children may encounter throughout their round of golf. My only question […]

  • How Would You Rate President Obama’s Golf Swing? (Video)

    How Would You Rate President Obama’s Golf Swing? (Video)

    President Barack Obama may be quite good when it comes to shooting hoops, but it appears as though his athletic abilities do not extend too far beyond that.  We were led to believe this following his rather poor attempt at the opening pitch prior to last year’s MLB All-Star game, and we now have some […]

  • Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    Another Aerial Message For Tiger Woods

    After an incredible third round at Pebble Beach on Saturday, Tiger Woods found himself in contention to win his fourth U.S. Open going into Sunday’s final round.  However, things would not start out smoothly for Tiger on the final day of the tournament, and after a poor drive on the par 4 third hole, Tiger […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Ballsy Move

    Picture Of The Day: Ballsy Move

    It takes a lot of balls to strap on this tee-embedded jock-strap, and needless to say, Stewart Cink is clearly not lacking in testicular fortitude. The 37-year-old reigning British Open Champion held his breath as he donned this device, at the request of a trick-shot artist, during a charity event for The Healing Place last […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Argh, My Groin!

    Picture Of The Day: Argh, My Groin!

    Perhaps the best images in sports are those taken at a perfect moment.  Sometimes that moment may occur when a biker has fallen off his bike, when a baseball player watches himself in the outfield jumbotron, thus creating an optical illusion, or when Jay Bruce decides to flip off his own dugout. I think it […]

  • Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods: Sex Yes, PEDs No

    Tiger Woods has some more drama in his life. His swing coach Hank Haney has quit on him and now Haney is spilling stories like Tiger spills his seed all over the country. Haney might have just cost himself some future clients by revealing personal details about his relationship with Tiger. He confirmed that Tiger […]

  • Picture Of The Day – Some Just Can’t Get Enough

    Picture Of The Day – Some Just Can’t Get Enough

    Now that Tiger Woods has slept with every woman within this vicinity, he’s become a running sex joke.  So, sure enough, one of his patented ‘lean back while fist pumping’ portraits painted on a random bar’s wall has become an easy target for women to take provocative pictures with.  One can only imagine Tiger having relations with […]

  • Picture Of The Day: So My Friends Went Golfing

    Picture Of The Day: So My Friends Went Golfing

    Sometimes playing your golf ball out of the water isn’t the worst idea ever, but driving your cart into the water to fetch it probably is.  Ok, so maybe they didn’t purposely drive into the water hazard, but stupidity probably did play a role here.  Now, instead of getting their ball back, these guys are […]

  • Tiger Woods Sounds Off At The Masters…Again (Video)

    Tiger Woods Sounds Off At The Masters…Again (Video)

    Evaluating Tiger Woods‘ performance over the weekend can be tougher than you think.  Sure, he did come in a rather surprising fourth place after several months away from the sport of golf, but first place has always been the standard for Woods, and this weekend’s Masters tournament was no different. So as you may expect, […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 4/11/10 – Phil Mickelson

    The Stat Line of the Night – 4/11/10 – Phil Mickelson

    The storyline for Phil Mickelson this weekend at the Masters was the illness his wife and mother are battling.  The storyline for the rest of the world following the Masters was Phil Mickelson.  He started the final round yesterday trailing the leader Lee Westwood by 1 stroke, but he would finish the day with a […]

  • Tiger Says: Tiger Woods, you suck! God dammit! (Video)

    Tiger Says: Tiger Woods, you suck! God dammit! (Video)

    Tiger Woods vowed that when he returned to golf, he would treat the game with the utmost respect and would cut down on verbally displaying his frustration at times.  Well, in the third round of the Masters on Saturday, he got a little sloppy on the sixth hole.  After hitting his first shot on the […]

  • Tiger’s New Nike Commercial w/ Voicemail Remix

    Tiger’s New Nike Commercial w/ Voicemail Remix

    Perhaps we should call today “Tiger Thursday.”  We have already showed you pictures of his latest mistress, and provided footage of his opening tee off at the Masters, which was accompanied by a rather unexpected message from the sky.  Now we are here to bring you the newest Nike Golf commercial, featuring Tiger Woods and […]