Tag Archives: hockey
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According to PornHub, as Soon as the Bruins Lost the Stanley Cup, Boston Fans Started Masturbating
According to this one pornography website you’ve probably never heard of called PornHub, as soon as Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals was over and the Boston Bruins were defeated by the Chicago Blackhawks, Boston sports fans sought to console themselves in the warm embrace of…um, never mind. How does PornHub know this? Because, […]
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Blackhawks Fans Stormed Wrigleyville Following Stanley Cup Victory (Video)
When the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup on Monday night, the epicenter of the celebration in Chicago was, ironically enough, the neighborhood called Wrigleyville. Even if you’re not familiar with the Windy City, you probably could have guessed that this neighborhood is named after its most famous building, Wrigley Field. And of course, it’s […]
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CBC Gave Us Another Great Montage Last Night to Wrap Up the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs (Video)
The folks at the CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada gave us a pretty great montage at the start of the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs that captured the spirit of the pursuit for hockey’s Holy Grail. And on top of that, it featured The Who’s “Baba O’Riley.” Then they gave us another montage prior to Game […]
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Andrew Shaw Took a Puck To The Face Before Winning the Stanley Cup (Video)
Last night, after the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup thanks to a miraculous 80-second finale to Game 6, Andrew Shaw was one of the players to drop one of the now-customary victory f-bombs on national television—a profanity that the 21-year-old uttered while hoisting hockey’s Holy Grail above his head for the first time. I don’t […]
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The F-Bombs Were Flying After Chicago Won the Stanley Cup Last Night (Videos)
Last night, after the Chicago Blackhawks stunned the Boston Bruins with two goals in 17 seconds to win the Stanley Cup, you knew you would soon be treated to a few choice f-bombs. The only question was. “who was going to drop them?” After all, while the NHL doesn’t have a monopoly on celebratory f-bombs, […]
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Chicago Blackhawks Score Two Goals in the Finals 80 Seconds of Game 6 to Win the Stanley Cup (Video)
Well NBA, the NHL will see your exciting, “Oh man, what a game!” Game 6, and raise you a, “Holy $h#t, that was insane.” Last night, if you blinked towards the end of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals, you missed one hell of an ending. With 1:17 left in the third period we […]
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This Day In Sports History (June 21st) — 1997 NHL Draft
It was on this day in 1997 that the NHL entry draft was held at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Boston Bruins had the #1 overall pick, as they finished the prior season with a league-worst 61 points. With the first overall pick, the Bruins selected center Joe Thornton, who played his junior […]
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25 Celebrities Spotted at the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs
The Stanley Cup Finals are getting better ratings in 2013 than they have in years. Sure, you could point to the fact that the teams are from major American cities, or that the quality of play has been stellar, or that the NHL’s TV deal with Comcast/NBC is actually paying off. But maybe something else […]
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Bruins Goalie Tuukka Rask Was Not Impressed with the Sh**ty Ice Last Night (Video)
Well, I guess NBC is going to have to bring in some censors for their coverage of the Stanley Cup Finals, because these hockey player just don’t seem to give a flying f*@% what you are and are not allowed to say on live national television. Last year it was Dustin Brown letting loose with […]
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CBC’s Intro Montage for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals Featured Neil Young’s, “Hey Hey, My My” (Video)
I’m starting to wonder if some big shot at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has a niece or nephew working in the editing department on Hockey Night in Canada or something, because those people are producing some pretty epic intro montages to each game of the 2013 Stanley Cup Finals. I mean, I can understand going […]
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Jaromir Jagr Was Jaromir Jagr’s Favorite Player Growing Up (Video)
Could you imagine what it would be like to get the chance to play on a pro sports team with your childhood sports idol? The odds are so incredibly slim. For one thing, the ever-so-vast majority of us aren’t even born with the slightest chance of making a living as an athlete. On top of […]
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This Day In Sports History (June 14th) — New York Rangers
It was on this day in 1994 that the New York Rangers beat the Vancouver Canucks in game 7 to win the franchise’s fourth Stanley Cup. This was the Rangers’ first championship since 1940, a span of 54 years. The 1993-94 season was a banner season for the New York Rangers. In addition to winning […]
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Blackhawks Game 1 Hero Andrew Shaw Drops F-Bomb on National TV After Thrilling Triple Overtime Goal (Video)
Thrilling breakaways, clutch saves, great goals, 117 total shots, 120 hits, and three overtime periods totaling one hour, 52 minutes, and eight seconds of hockey? Sports fans (and NBC executives) could not have asked for any more from the Blackhawks and Bruins in Game 1 of the 2013 Stanley Cup Finals. It was a game […]
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Canadian Player Assaults Czech Opponent at World Ball Hockey Championships (Video)
Yes, there is such a thing as the Ball Hockey World Championships, and yes, there are definitely fights—especially when the Canadians are losing. During the men’s semifinals of the event last Saturday in St. John’s, Newfoundland, the Canadians found themselves down 4-1 to the Czechs in the final moments of the game and had their […]
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17 Most Outstanding Playoff Beards from the 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs (So Far)
The Stanley Cup Finals are set, and the Chicago Blackhawks will host the Boston Bruins on Wednesday night at the United Center. However, before we shift our attention to the action, let’s take a moment out of our busy day to remember what’s truly important at this time of year: playoff beards. Though some beards […]
