Tag Archives: hockey

  • Malkin Does Some Russian Spy Work During Pens’ Visit To The White House

    Malkin Does Some Russian Spy Work During Pens’ Visit To The White House

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday the Pittsburgh Penguins took their Stanley Cup on the traditional tour of the White House.  Although the secret service likely did not see this as a security threat, that may have changed once they saw the actions of Russian superstar Evgeni Malkin. After receiving a congratulations from Barack Obama for […]

  • Alex Ovechkin Cruises Manhattan Streets In A Zamboni

    Alex Ovechkin Cruises Manhattan Streets In A Zamboni

    Total Pro Sports – If you thought that after seeing Alex Ovechkin behind the wheel previously (when he almost decapitated his own head and that of fellow Caps’ defenseman Mike Green) the NHL Network would refrain from going down that road again, you were wrong. In a recent promotional gig for the release of 2K […]

  • Sidney Crosby Surprises Die Hard Fan Who Predicted Cup Win

    Sidney Crosby Surprises Die Hard Fan Who Predicted Cup Win

    Total Pro Sports – Sidney Crosby wasn’t exactly out cougar hunting, but he did get some lovin’ from one lucky granny. After delievering season tickets to longtime Penguins fan Alice Kilgore two years ago, he was told by the elderly woman that the team was not ready to win the Stanley Cup in 2008, but […]

  • Windsor Spitfires Richard Panik Scores Great Through-The-Legs Goal

    Windsor Spitfires Richard Panik Scores Great Through-The-Legs Goal

    Total Pro Sports – The exhibition action has just begun in the OHL, but it is never too early for some highlight reel goals.  Here to provide us with our first is Richard Panik, the Slovakian winger of the Windsor Spitfires. The play occurred last week when the Spits took on the Sarnia Sting in […]

  • 5 Worst Helmets: A Tribute To The Ugly Bucket On David Wright’s Head

    5 Worst Helmets: A Tribute To The Ugly Bucket On David Wright’s Head

    Total Pro Sports – In case your were watching television last night or talking on the phone and lost connection for a moment, don’t be worried.  It was likely the result of David Wright‘s new batting helmet interfering with your signal. That may happen a few more times over the next couple of weeks as […]

  • Colten Teubert Hits Jordan Caron Into Another World [Video]

    Colten Teubert Hits Jordan Caron Into Another World [Video]

    Total Pro Sports – As a child playing hockey in Canada, every boy’s dream becomes one in which he envisons himself  wearing a  red maple leaf and playing  for Team Canada; following in the footsteps of past greats as Sidney Crosby, Mario Lemiuex and Wayne Gretzky.  This year, young energetic players such as Taylor Hall […]

  • Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Don’t Mess With Patrick “20 Cents” Kane

    Total Pro Sports – Patrick Kane (NHL 2010 Cover Boy), the supremely skilled Chicago Blackhawks star has been arrested for robbery after and alleged incident with a taxi driver in his hometown of Buffalo. The altercation occured after Kane and his cousin, James Kane, were coming home from a bar and the driver was unable […]

  • Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Alex Ovechkin: Sex Before And After The Game Really Helps

    Total Pro Sports – Anyone who has witnessed Alex Ovechkin on the ice will undoubtedly notice the skill and reckless abandon that he plays with.  So what’s his secret? Sex!  Yes, it is that simple. Rather than use steroids, like many MLBers have chosen to do, Ovechkin enjoys the pleasure of a woman before and […]

  • Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Alex Ovechkin To Quit NHL For 2014 Olympics?

    Total Pro Sports – Winning the Stanley Cup is the goal most hockey players have when they begin playing the sport.  They dream of hoisting it (and maybe throwing in an expletive while they’re at it), having a pool party with it, and when that is all done, taking it to bed to spoon it […]

  • Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Florida Panthers’ VP Uri Man Hit On Fox News Anchor Ainsley Earhardt

    Total Pro Sports -For our “smooth operator of the day” we go to Florida Panthers VP Uri Man, who showed that the art of seduction does not require a fully-clothed dry-hump, a la Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. During an interview regarding “finding jobs in the current economy,” Man took the time to compliment FOX News anchor […]

  • Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Nirvana’s “Nevermind”, Or Sidney Crosby’s Cry Baby?

    Total Pro Sports – It’s Saturday, and as I was doing my regular weekend rummaging for interesting, funny, or original works, I found something that fits all of the above.  The Score Blog put together a hilarious post named “Ten Album Covers Defaced By Sports” (check it out if you care to see them all).  […]

  • 10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    10 Games To Watch On The 2009-10 NHL Schedule

    Total Pro Sports – With the NHL releasing its much anticipated schedule for the 2009-10 season, there are several intriguing dates that all you hockey-crazed fans should begin marking down on your calendar.  Need some help?  TPS is here to provide you with some by listing the ten games schedules for next season that you […]

  • NHL Loses One Of Its Greats As Joe Sakic Retires

    NHL Loses One Of Its Greats As Joe Sakic Retires

    Total Pro Sports – He spent his entire career with the same organization, leading them to two Stanley Cup championships.  His name will rank just below those of Wayne Gretzky, Gordie Howe and Mario Lemieux, among the likes Steve Yzerman, Mark Messier, Marcel Dionne and Ron Francis, as some of the greatest players to play […]

  • Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang Give The Weather Report

    Total Pro Sports – Yesterday we gave you part one of “why sports athletes should not quit their day job” when we played Ron Artest‘s rap tribute for Michael Jackson.  For part two today, we have Tyler Kennedy and Kris Letang giving the weather report at the KDKA News Studio. The two Penguin players, with […]

  • Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Bob Gainey Will Not Be Influenced By A Protest

    Total Pro Sports – The fans have spoken, but Bob Gainey is not about to listen to them. Montreal Canadiens supporters staged a protest yesterday outside the Bell Centre in hopes of convincing the teams General Manager to re-sign their beloved free agent winger Alexei Kovalev.  About 100 fans paraded around the building and chanted […]