Okay, we weren’t really tired of the regular skimpy outfits. But we do really like the skimpy Christmas ones, too. So today we’re going to try to try to get everyone in the Christmas spirit with a countdown of the 15 best Christmas-themed cheerleader uniforms in the NFL.

We’d have done a countdown of the 20 best Christmas cheerleader uniforms, but not all squads have them. Heck, not all teams have cheerleaders. (Please, if you live in Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, or New York, write your member of Congress.) So we did the best with what we’ve got. I think you’ll like it.

Enjoy.

Here is a look at a member of the Las Vegas Sin depantsing a member of the Seattle Mist during Friday’s LFL game.

Is it just me, or are fitness fads getting sexier and sexier? It seems to have started in the 80s, when sexy workout girls started making aerobics tapes for stay-at-home moms to do in their living rooms. In the process, they ditched the sweatsuits for leotards and ushered in a new era of sexy fitness. Since then, each new fad expands the boundaries of what’s acceptable. Yoga, for example, made it totally normal for women to walk around wearing lycra pants that hug every curve of their bodies. And now we’ve got fads like “pole dancing fitness,” which is basically just straight up sex practice.

For today’s list, we decided to study these various fitness fads and rank them according to sexiness. Check it out, and decide for yourself which fad is the sexiest.

9. Yoga

Okay, a word of warning to all the guys who might see this clip and immediately start researching the nearest place to take a yoga class: most of the time, yoga isn’t like this. Actually, it’s never quite like this. But it can still be a pretty damn sexy fitness experience. Rule of thumb: the more expensive the class, the richer the clientele, and thus the nicer the yoga pants they wear.

8. Aerobics

Aerobics was the fitness fad of the 80s and, as already mentioned in the introduction, it was probably the fad responsible for the transition to sexy workout attire. Compared to today’s fitness fashion, these gals probably look pretty silly. But let’s be honest: they’re still hot.

And to emphasize this last point, here’s a modern take on aerobics sexiness:

7. Zumba

Maybe you find yourself wondering, what the hell is Zumba?

Well, it’s pretty much just fast dancing. But they replaced the R in Rumba with a Z, so it sounds really hip and fresh. (Remember how cool Zima was? Zow!)

6. Jogging

Is jogging a fitness fad? At one point, sure. Now, every jackass says stuff like “I’m gonna try to get a run in after work” like their some kind of serious athlete (when really they exercise about 3 times a month). But back in the day, people didn’t just go outside and run around for no reason.

Anyway, one thing is clear: when hot women go jogging, it’s amazing. So jogging comes in as the 6th sexiest fitness fad.

5. Pilates

Pilates has been around for about a century, invented by a German dude named (surprisingly) Joseph Pilates. However, it became a fitness fad in the early 2000s after some douchebag Hollywood trainer started getting celebs fit with these techniques, then made a bunch of infomercials marketing it to Josephine Q. Public. It’s been a health club standard ever since.

Of course, as you can see from this video, the sexiest part about contemporary pilates is the stability ball. Not sure why, but when certain women use the thing it just looks so erotic.

(PS, this video clip is a bit scratchy at first, but clears up after five seconds.)

4. Whatever This Is Called

I have no idea what this fitness method would be called. But whatever it is, I’m a big fan. And judging by the “FOX8” in the bottom right hand corner of the picture, it would seem that these 4 minutes of pure sexiness actually aired on broadcast television. So check your local listings!

3. Cardio Ballroom

So, did you enjoy watching Dancing with the Stars pro Juliane Hough make figure 8s with her hips?

Yeah, I thought you might.

As for this “fitness fad,” it’s just the latest in a long line of exercise routines that just take regular dancing up a notch. Like Zumba, or Hip Hop Abs (which was not sexy enough to make this list).

2. Strip Aerobics

What the hell is strip aerobics? It’s just stripping without taking your clothes off, which I guess is supposed to tighten and tone something or other. In reality, it’s stupid unless Carmen Electra (or someone of equal hotness) is doing it. In that case, it’s awesome, and I highly recommend it.

1. Pole Dancing

This is perhaps the most inexplicable fitness trend in the history of the world.

Actually, let me elaborate. I’m not surprised that people would take to pole dancing as a form of fitness. It surely does give quite a good workout.

What I’m surprised about is that it’s become so mainstream. Like, when the hell did it become okay for middle aged women to pretend to be strippers?

Then again, it’s really freaking sexy. So if I know what’s good for me, I should probably just shut up and go with it.

I’m not really sure what gave me the idea to do a list of the hottest female pro cyclists out there. Maybe it’s just because hottest female anything always goes over well. Maybe it was something I saw on TV. Or maybe I saw a hot girl riding a bike on my way to work and the image planted a seed in my brain. Regardless, after doing a bit of “research,” the one thing I do know is this: I don’t watch nearly enough women’s pro cycling. These women are insanely talented and (more importantly for our purposes here) insanely hot.

Check out this list of sexy cyclists, and you too may discover that you’re a pretty big fan of women’s cycling.

9. Lynn Gaggioli

Lynn Gaggioli has been turning heads (because of her cycling and her attractiveness) since she burst onto the pro cycling scene back in 2003. For obvious reasons, there was a time that Lynn thought she might be a model. Personally, I’m glad she went with cycling. I don’t know what it is, but it just seems like she wouldn’t be as hot if she were just some boring model.

8. Giada Borgato

I was going to tell you that 22-year-old Giada Borgato here was a member of the mighty Colavita Forno d’Asolo pro cycling team. Then I googled “Colavita Forno a’Aslo” and discovered that the team just announced on Monday that it is folding. So I guess that makes this Italian hottie a free agent. (Note: I suspect Ms. Borgato belongs a little higher on this list. She’s Italian and, well, look at her. But since I’m a stickler about hard evidence, and since this is the best picture I could find—and it’s still pretty good—she’ll have to settle for #8.)

7. Willow Koerber

As her name suggests, Willow Koerber is a bit of a free spirt. Her Twitter handle is @willowRocks, and her profile says she’s a “Professional Mtn. bike racer, woman, lover, friend, wife, jaguar, crystal lover, mother to be, magic maker, 2 time Bronze medalist, fighter, healer, more..”

Crystal lover? Whatever. She’s pretty damn hot.

6. Rochelle Gilmore

Rochelle splits her time between the road circuit and the track World Cup. Currently, this 29-year-old Australian hottie is a member of the “Honda Dream Team.”

Sounds like a pretentious name for a cycling team to me. I say if your dream team doesn’t have Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, and Michael Jordan, it aint that special. But what do I know.

5. Jenny Fletcher

I was a little hesitant to include Jenny Fletcher on this list. Not because she isn’t super hot, because she is. No, I was hesitant because on her website she describes her as a “model/triathlete.” Because it’s like, “Which is it lady? Are you a model, or a triathlete?”

But, despite my skepticism, it turns out she really is both. Fletcher has been modeling since she was 15, and she became a pro triathlete in 2010. And since she gets paid to ride a bike for 1/3 of a race, that makes her a pro cyclist. A really hot pro cyclist.

4. Niki Gudex

Niki here hails from Australia. She’s 33 years old, and she competes in both downhill and cross country pro mountain biking. Oh, and obviously, she is also a model. FHM Australia named her one of the 100 sexiest women in the world every year from 2002-06. (I guess she started going downhill at age 28.) I don’t know if she is or ever was one of the 100 hottest women in the world—FHM Australia may be a little biased—but I’d still take her.

3. Emily Batty

Emily Batty is the first pro cyclist on this list who has a website that doesn’t make her look like a total tool. The 23-year-old pro mountain biker simply says, “I Started riding bikes with family for leisure, then it turned into racing, racing led to my passion, and now its my career. Follow me in the chase for my dreams. Every goal I can imagine I want to achieve, I can’t do it on my own.”

Cute, right? And despite her all-American girl nextdoor looks, Batty is from Brooklin, Ontario. That makes her the hottest Canadian female pro cyclist.

2. Liz Hatch

For some reason, some weirdo decided they should delete Liz Hatch’s wikipedia entry. Since no one objected within 7 days after the deletion was proposed, the page got cut. So the question is, why in the hell would someone not think this woman is noteworthy? She is a professional athlete who has appeared in the illustrious pages of Maxim. Maxim!

Even more surprising than the fact that someone cut Liz Hatch’s wikipedia entry is the fact that I can’t find up-to-date info on this woman anywhere on the web. Everything I come across is at least 2 years old. So if you have any info—like what team this beauty currently rides for—please, I’m all ears.

In any case, Liz is 30 years old and hails from America. That makes her the hottest American female pro cyclist.

1. Martina Jancikova

What makes this pro mountain biker from the Czech Republic the hottest cyclist in the world?

I don’t have to say it, do I?

Fine. It’s her incredible rack. Her face is gorgeous too, but the boobs are what really sets her apart from the rest.

The supermodel is the holy grail of masculine lust. Unfortunately for most of us, if we want to avoid ending up alone, we can’t really wait around for a Belgian supermodel to walk into our neighborhood Starbucks.

One of the perks of being a pro athlete, however, is that you can afford to be pretty selective in choosing a mate. And while a lot of pros marry their high school sweethearts who stuck with them during the leaner years, there’s also a pretty good number of them who take full advantage of the privilege their station affords by dating and/or marrying supermodels. Of course, while we all respect the former, we’re definitely more envious of the latter.

Today, we’re going to take a look at 11 supermodels who dated pro athletes. Enjoy, but try not to bee too jealous. It’s not good for you.

11. Ingrid Vanderbosch

I’m not sure anyone outside the fashion world knew who Ingrid Vanderbosch was before she dated then married NASCAR star Jeff Gordon. But the Belgian beauty used to live and work in Paris, was a model for Dior, and appeared in such magazines as ELLE, Marie Claire, Vogue, and Glamour. So I say sure, she’s supermodel, why not? She’s definitely hot enough.

10. Linda Evangelista

Given that supermodel Linda Evangelista is Canadian, you’d think she’s have dated a hockey player like other Canadian hotties (such as Elisha Cuthbert). But no, Linda’s a cosmopolitan chick, so she went with a French soccer player—namely, Fabien Barthez, France’s goalkeeper for their 1998 World Cup Championship as well as their 2nd place finish in 2006. She dated him for somewhere betwen 6 months and a year in 1999.

9. Brooklyn Decker

Marrying former world #1 tennis player Andy Roddick in 2009 was good luck for Ohio native Brooklyn Decker. Soon afterward, she became the 2010 covergirl for Sports Illustrated’s world famous Swimsuit Issue. It would seem, however, that this wasn’t so much a case of Roddick’s good luck rubbing off as much as it was a case of Brooklyn completely sapping Roddick of whatever luck he had. The guy has just been unable to get it done on the court in recent years. At least he has a hot wife to console him.

8. Adriana Karembeu

Before she married French soccer player Christian Karembeu, this ridiculously sexy Wonderbra model was known as Adriana Sklenarikova. On this side of the Atlantic, you may recognize her from her days as a Victoria’s Secret model.

Trivia: she holds the Guinness world record for “model with the longest legs.” Her stems measure an amazing 49.25 inches from hip to heel.

7. Gisele Bundchen

I’m going to be honest here: I just don’t understand all the fuss about Gisele Bundchen. Yes, she is absolutely gorgeous. But all models are kind of absolutely gorgeous. That’s why their models. Can someone explain what makes Gisele so much better than the rest, besides the fact that she is married to Tom Brady? Is it because she’s Brazilian?

6. Naomi Campbell

These days, British supermodel Naomi Campbell is known more for her inability to control her rage (maybe it’s all the coke?) than her love-life. But that doesn’t mean her love-life hasn’t been adventurous. In addition to celebrities like Robert De Niro and U2 bassist Adam Clayton, Campbell has also shacked up with athletes from time to time. In the 1980s, she “dated” Mike Tyson for a spell, and in the late 90s and early 2000s, she dated Italian F1 team manager Flavio Briatore…who also dated a certain German supermodel who has yet to appear on this list.

5. Abigail Clancy

Abigail Clancy—wife of unattractive English soccer star Peter Crouch—rose to fame as a contestant on Britain’s Next Top Model. Since finishing second on that show, she’s been working steadily as a model. For obvious reasons.

And in case you were wondering, yes, Peter Crouch knows exactly how lucky he is. Someone once asked him what he would be if he wasn’t a soccer player, to which Crouch replied, “a virgin!”

Indeed.

4. Tyra Banks

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Back before she was a somewhat insane TV personality (did you ever see her now-defunct talk show?), Tyra Banks was one of the hottest supermodels of all time. This photo, from the cover of the 1997 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, is all the proof you need of that.

So what athlete did she date? None other than Mr. How-Many-Timeouts-Do-We-Have-Left himself, Chris Webber.

3. Adriana Lima

Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima is one of the hottest women in the world. So, obviously, she dated Jeter for a bit. (Either that was after she told GQ she was a virgin back in 2006, or we know why the relationship with The Captain didn’t last long.) Eventually, however, Lima married Serbian basketball player Marko Jaric, formerly of the Clippers, T-Wolves, and Grizzlies.

Nothing against Marko, but am I the only one who thinks Jeter to Jaric is a pretty big fall?

2. Elin Nordegren

Tiger cheated on this woman with strippers and porn stars. Unbelievable.

1. Heidi Klum

Okay, I know this one is a stretch, since Mrs. Seal didn’t technically date an athlete. Instead, she dated the afore-mentioned Flavio Briatore, who is 23 years Heidi’s senior (gross) and the father her first child (crazy gross). He’s an F1 manager, not a driver. But he is in sports, so I say it counts.

And in any case, aren’t you glad I found an excuse to bring you this photo?

Beach volleyball is always one of the most popular sports at the Summer Olympics, and the reason is obvious: dudes love hot women in bikinis. The geniuses who run the Lingerie Football League get it. And now there’s also an attempt to bring sexy back to basketball in the form of a Bikini Basketball League—recently founded in Canada, of all places.

I say, why stop there? The world obviously needs more bikini sports.

On that note, today we present to you a list of what the women’s sports world might look like if every sport followed the example set by beach volleyball and had their competitors compete in bikinis. So behold: 9 awesome bikini sports…besides beach volleyball.

9. Bikini Billiards

I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to climb on the table and move the balls with your hands when you’re playing billiards. But whose going to tell this buxom hottie to stop? Not me. Not anybody, I suspect. (She gives a new meaning to “rack ‘em up,” doesn’t she?)

8. Bikini Hockey

Hey, look, it’s Wayne Gretzky’s wife, Janet Jones Gretzky. And she’s wearing hockey gear. That’s pretty awesome. It’s also exactly what I imagine the typical Bikini Hockey League player would look like. Well, maybe I’d make the stocking a little sexier. Oh, and I’d probably throw in some shoulder pads. But this is more or less what I had in mind. Thanks Mrs. G!

7. Bikini Bowling

This photo of bikini bowlers is pretty hot. And I found a couple other hot ones, too. However, I also found some that weren’t so hot.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is dating that girl who likes to walk around the house naked all the time, and he and the gang are discussing whether or not that is totally awesome? Jerry says it sounds awesome, but there are certain things people just don’t look good doing naked, no matter how hot they are. Well, add bowling to that list.

Still, the idea is fantastic, and these lovely women look great posing.

6. Bikini Basketball

As I said in the intro above, there actually is a Bikini Basketball league. They stream their games on the internet. Or they will, anyway, once they’re actually playing games. So far there have only been a series of tryouts. If you want to watch those, you can get a three-week subscription for $9. This photo here is from one of the league’s tryouts.

They may be on to something. And maybe they can fill the void if the NBA season ends up being cancelled altogether.

5. Bikini Snowboarding

Bikini snowboarding? Sounds great for the spectators, but pretty harsh for the competitors. I imagine one of the major sponsors would have to be Vaseline Intensive Care moisturizing lotion, or there would be some seriously chapped midriffs. Then again, I’ve never tried it. Maybe it’s not as cold as it sounds.

4. Bikini Table Tennis

I guess this girl is wearing lingerie rather than a bikini, but let’s not split hairs here. You get the idea. The bigger problem in this photo is the fact that she is sitting on a bed. Hot chicks laying all sexy-like on beds are great and all, but it’s really impractical for playing ping pong. So if we’re ever going to get serious about bikini table tennis, the girls are going to have to stand up and actually play.

3. Bikini Baseball

They love their baseball so much in Cuba that they even have bikinis designs inspired by baseball uniforms. Then they incorporate baseball into their advertisements for said bikinis. That’s what this photo actually is: an ad for Cuban bikini designer Nicolita. But of course this ad serves a dual purpose, because it also shows us how awesome a bikini baseball league would be.

2. Bikini Golf

Meet the ridiculously sexy Venezuelan model, Alejandra Pulido. If there were such a thing as the LPBGA —i.e., the Ladies Professional Bikini Golf Association—Alejandra would be a superstar.

Kind of makes you sad that there isn’t an LPBGA, doesn’t it?

1. Bikini Soccer

There actually is a women’s soccer team out there that plays (or has played) in bikinis. FC Rossiyanka from the Russian Women’s Premier League—which is, as far as I can tell, a real UEFA-sanctioned league—made a splash over the summer when they announced that they would play their next match in bikinis. Obviously, the idea was to put men in the seats.

Well, that’s nice and all, but none of the girls were quite as hot as the girl in this photo, nor were their bikinis quite as…revealing.

Chicks dig hockey. It’s a scientific fact that the NHL has more hot girls per capita than any other sport in North America (except college football). There just seems to be something about big athletic guys knocking each others’ teeth out that appeals to the female demographic.

So if you’ve always been kind of interested in hockey but never really got into it, consider this is your wakeup call: follow hockey, see hot girls. It’s a win-win.

Since the 2011-2012 NHL season gets underway tomorrow, what better time to offer a tribute to the league’s greatest asset: it’s smoking hot fans.

Here’s a list of 9 hot hockey fans doing hockey fan-type things. Enjoy!

9. Royal Cleavage

One of the best things about the NHL are the “ice girls.” These are groups of young ladies who come out onto the ice during TV time-outs (sadly, viewers at home miss out) and scoop the excess snow off the ice. Not every team has ‘em, but every team should.

I really didn’t want to include any these magnificent women on this list, since we here at Total Pro Sports have already paid homage to ice girls elsewhere. But I couldn’t resist just one. Forgive me?

8. “Sexy Hockey Girl”

This video is kind of sexy. It also might be a little disturbing. The jury’s still out on that one. I decided to err on the side of caution and put it on the list.

Note: if you’re the kind of person who will be bothered by the fact that this lovely woman is wearing a goalie’s mask with skaters’ pads, just go ahead and leave right now without reading the rest of this list. I’m afraid you just won’t enjoy it.

7. Flames Bikini Chick

When the Calgary Flames made a surprise run all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals back in 2004, the hockey world discovered something truly amazing: Calgary girls love their hockey…and they love to party. After playoff victories, people would pour out of downtown Calgary watering holes and throw impromptu Mardi Gras-style parties—complete with chicks flashing their boobies. Depending on your perspective, it was either an utterly awesome or exceedingly embarrassing cultural phenomenon.

6. These Contests Are Rigged

When I came across this video I thought, “hey, cool, that chick shooting the puck in the intermission contest in Chicago is pretty hot.” But I really didn’t make all that much of it. Then I saw this video:

Now I’m kind of suspicious. Could the Blackhawks be fixing the fan intermission contests so only really hot women get to come out to center ice? “No, that’s crazy,” I thought…before I saw this:

Conclusion: the Chicago Blackhawks are most definitely rigging the intermission contests at Chicago Stadium. (Not that I mind.)

5. Canadiens Hottie Montage

Say, how about a youtube montage of hot chicks in Habs gear featuring a remix of Flo Rida’s “Right Round” that substitutes French lyrics about hockey? I knew those Quebecers loved hockey, but I didn’t know their love of the game pervaded their erotica. That’s serious. (PS, I think that title graphic is supposed to read “Quebec Girls Are Fans of Hockey.” Nice going, babelfish.)

4. “The Habs Girl”

Speaking of Canadiens fans… My French may be a little rusty, but I can tell that (a) this girl is hot and (b) is talking about the Montreal Canadiens. And this isn’t just some one-time thing. Whoever this woman is (okay, her name is Marie Pier), she has a regular webcast in which she recaps Canadiens games. Awesome, right?

Oh, and she also makes lots of videos like this:

On a related note, it turns out I am a Canadiens fan.

3. Elisha Cuthbert

There are a number of hot hockey WAGs. But they don’t qualify for this list of hot hockey fans because, as far as we can tell, they’re only hockey fans because they sleep in the same beds as hockey players.

The super sexy Elisha Cuthbert is a different story. Not only is this girl Canadian (and from Alberta to boot), but she’s dated more than one hockey player. First it was the NHL’s #1 douche, Sean Avery. Now it’s Maple Leafs captain Dion Phaneuf.

2. Panther’s Cougar Puts ‘Em on the Glass

Remember the Canucks flasher? She was that girl who flashed her boobs at Ben Eager of the San Jose Sharks while he sat in the penalty box during Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals back in May.

Yeah, well, that was cute and all, but she’s got nothing on this Florida Panthers fan. (Did you know the Florida Panthers had fans?)

Disclaimer: my official position is that I disapprove of women flashing their breasts at hockey games. My unofficial position is that I kinda don’t mind that much.

1. Humungous Hockey Rack

Embarrassing to her kid; wildly entertaining to adult males seated in her section. Judging by the gear worn by the people sitting next to her, I’d say this wonderful lady is at a Dallas Stars game. So I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

Anyway, congratulations to Debbie and her surgeon. She is the hottest hockey fan. Nice work.

Well, we’re almost halfway through the college football season once again. Pretty soon we’ll all be debating the merits and faults of the BCS with friends and coworkers like we do every year. But before we get to the arguing, I think we should all take a moment to appreciate the one element of college football that everyone likes: the cheerleaders.

We’ve been observing these hard working women perform their various cheers, dances and acrobatic maneuvers for four weeks now, and we’re ready to sort the pretenders from the contenders. So here, for your viewing pleasure, is Total Pro Sports’ mid-season ranking of the hottest college football cheerleading squads in the land.

15. Miami

Honestly, I expected the Miami Hurricanes’ cheering squad to be way higher on this list. After all, is there any sexier city in America than Miami, Florida? But I guess the Miami Hurricanes cheerleaders are in a down period like the football. Still, they’ve got these two lovely young women who, if nothing else, know how to pose for a picture.

14. South Florida

Hey, the South Florida Bulls are doing pretty well this year. They’re ranked pretty high (#16 in the AP after week 4) for a program that went 8-5 the last three seasons. Maybe this success has something to do with these hot cheerleaders? If nothing else, hot cheerleaders have to help with recruiting, right?

13. Clemson

I’m not a Clemson fan, so I don’t really give a crap about Howard’s Rock. It’s the purple shorts and the cute girls wearing them that have drawn my attention to this picture. They (the shorts and the cute girls) make me want to move to the south. Well, that and the barbecue.

12. LSU

I don’t know if they just put the girls with the sexiest abs in the front row, or what, but this is one hell of a team photo. Thank you, Louisiana State University, for admitting so many ridiculously fit women to your school and then putting them on your cheerleading squad. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

11. Florida State

FSU is another school I expected to do pretty well on this list, given its reputation as one of the nation’s—nay, one of the world’s—top party schools. And, unlike Miami, this “institution of higher learning” did not let me down. They don’t rank as high as I would have though, but they are still pretty great. Of course, any cheerleading squad would be on this list with a girl that looks like this, don’t you think?

10. North Carolina

Holy hell, look at this cheerleading uniform! It certainly flatters this lovely cheerleader’s figure. But I guess they had to do something to get people to come out and watch the North Carolina Tar Heels play football.

9. USC

The University of Southern California Song Girls are one of the nation’s legendary cheerleading squads. Sadly, they are not quite what they used to be. They’re still good enough to slide in at #9 on this list, but a decade ago they almost certainly would have been in the top three. Maybe cross-town rival UCLA (#5) has been poaching hotties away from the USC board of admissions? Or maybe USC just aint what it used to be since Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush left for the NFL.

8. Missouri

Now here is one I didn’t see coming. If you told me a midwestern college was going to make this list, I would probably have guessed Iowa, or maybe Wisconsin. Whenever I line about “Midwest farmers’ daughters” in the Beach Boys song, those are the states that comes to mind. But what do you know, the Mizzou Tigers have some damn hot cheerleaders. I mean, just look at that lineup—not one of those girls is even average. They’re all exceptional.

7. Texas

I’m not sure these Texas Longhorns cheerleaders are hotter than their Big 12 counterparts from Missouri. But they’re outfits include chaps. That right there is worth a bump of one or two places in the rankings. But also, yes, these ladies are quite attractive.

6. TCU

Is your jaw okay? Because when I saw this incredibly hot Texas Christian University cheerleader, my own jaw hit the damned desk. TCU’s mascot may be the Horned Frog, but it might as well be the Horny Frog. (You knew that joke was coming as soon as you saw TCU on the list, right?)

5. UCLA

See what I mean? I think UCLA is stealing all of USC’s hot girls. I guess after Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush left, there was just no reason to go to an academically inferior more expensive school. So all the attractive California girls just headed West along the Santa Monica Freeway to Westwood. (In case you didn’t realize it and are confused, USC and UCLA are both in Los Angeles.)

4. Baylor

Of all the big football schools in Texas, I wouldn’t have thought the Baylor Bears TCU horned Frogs would have the hottest cheerleaders. But as you can clearly see, the evidence is irrefutable. The Baylor cheerleaders are the best of the bunch. I mean, they are just downright smokin. What is it with Christian colleges?

3. Alabama

If you ask me, the Alabama Crimson Tide have the classiest looking hot cheerleaders in the country. They’ve just got that quintessential look of Southern charm and hospitality. So whatever they’re doing down there in Tuscaloosa, I hope they keep it up.

2. Arizona State

Party schools in temperate climates are babe magnets. If you need proof, just look at the Arizona State cheerleaders. Every single one of them: crazy hot. The outfits don’t even have to be outrageous to show it off, either. These girls would look gorgeous in potato sacks. (Though I don’t recommend that, on account of the chaffing.)

1. Oregon

When the hell did a school with such stupid colors and garish football uniforms get such incredibly attractive cheerleaders? And how? For a long time the Ducks were a novelty on the college football scene. Then one day, all of a sudden, they’re a top program and their cheerleaders are absolutely legendary. Yes, the super skimpy outfits help, but like the Sun Devils, the Ducks cheerleaders are so hot they would look good no matter what.

We here at Total Pro Sports tend to focus so much on the hot WAGs from the world of pro sports that a very important segment of hot women is often overlooked: the hot daughters from the world of pro sports. Well, this oversight ends today, because we’re bringing you a list of the NFL’s hottest daughters. Of course, not a single one of these women is a daughter of a current NFL player. That would be pretty disgusting—I may be shallow, but I’m not a pervert. Instead, these women are the daughters of coaches, owners, former players, current commentators and, as a special bonus, former cheerleaders.

So sit back and marvel at the beautiful offspring produced by North America’s most violent team sport.

11. Rachel Bradshaw

Rachel here is the daughter of Steelers great (and Fox NFL Sunday buffoon) Terry Bradshaw. She’s an aspiring country music singer who appeared on Fox’s reality-soap Nashville in 2007. I wonder if the fact that her dad is a football analyst for Fox helped her get on the show? If it did, it certainly didn’t help the show stay on the air, because it was cancelled after just two episodes. To date, judging by the fact that she doesn’t her own Wikipedia entry, I’m going to say Rachel has yet to make a splash in the country music scene. But at least she’s got her looks going for her.

10. Meredith Oden

Meredith Oden is a member of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders—the New York Yankees of cheerleading squads. That fact in itself is awesome. But it’s even awesomer when you learn that her mother, Kim, was also a Cowboys Cheerleader. Seeing as how, in my opinion, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are as important to the history of the NFL as Vince Lombardi and Joe Montana, the daughter of a DCC definitely qualifies for this list. Congratulations, Meredith.

9. Elizabeth Montana

Speaking of Joe Montana, it turns out that his 24-year-old daughter Elizabeth is totally gorgeous. Obviously, like any attractive woman who doesn’t have to worry about working for a living because her dad is a filthy rich Hall of Fame football player, Elizabeth is trying to become a model. Unfortunately, given that there are not a lot of Liz Montana pictures floating around out there on the internet, I’m going to guess that the modeling isn’t going that well.

8. Stephanie Turner

Okay gentlemen, first up is an NFL daughter who’s not just for gawking at. You’re going to want to marry this girl. Not only is Stephanie Turner the daughter of San Diego Chargers coach Norv Turner, but she also runs a football blog where she tries “to provide an alternative to mainstream NFL coverage.” So, she’s hot, and you can talk to her about football. Sounds like one in a million to me.

7. Leigh Mayock

We know very little about Leigh Mayock. In fact, our knowledge is limited to only three facts. 1) She is the daughter of former NFL safety and current NFL Network analyst Mike Mayock. 2) She is hot. 3) She takes pictures of herself making sexy pouty lips, then puts them on Twitter. (Thanks, by the way.)

What else do we need to know?

6. Lexxi Silver

Remember Bernie Kosar, former NFL quarterback? He was a QB for the Cleveland Browns from 1985-1993, then was the backup for Troy Aikman on the Super Bowl champion Dallas Cowboys in 1993.

So, yeah, you remember him now?

Well, his daughter is a porn star who goes by the name Lexxi Silver. The two X’s tell the whole story, don’t they? In any case, I feel bad for Bernie. Most fathers of porn stars don’t have to live with the fact that the whole world knows about it. (P.S., she’s the one on the right.)

5. Cassie Trammell

Cassie Trammell is the second daughter of a former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader to appear on this list. Obviously, the DC Cheerleaders are big on “legacy” hires. But as you can see, with looks like that, Cassie would have been just as likely to make the squad if her mom was an astrophysicist.

4. Deiondra Sanders

Neon Deion Sanders was one of the flashiest, most colorful players the NFL has ever known. It’s only fitting that he would have a wild, sexy daughter on his hands. That’s right, his daughter Deiondra is tabloid gold—whether it’s her rumored lesbian relationship with equally hot Nia Riley (daughter of music producer Teddy Riley), a rumored heterosexual relationship with Chad Ochocino, or the rumor that there are naked pictures of her floating around out there on the internet.

Poor Deion.

3. Tracy Phillips

This old school hottie is the daughter of former Bills, Broncos, and Cowboys head coach (and current Texans defensive coordinator) Wade Phillips. I say “old school” because Tracy here specializes in burlesque dancing and vintage pin-up style modeling (think Bettie Paige). You can clearly see from this photo how that style would be right up her alley, can’t you?

You may have crashed and burned with the Dallas Cowboys, Wade Phillips, but you made one smoking hot daughter. So it all evens out.

2. Alexa Flutie

QB Doug Flutie had one of the strangest football careers in recent memory. He went from from an NCAA superstar and Heisman winner, to an NFL wash out, to a CFL legend, and then, finally, back to a moderately successful NFL player.

Luckily, Doug’s daughter Alexa isn’t strange at all. She’s just straight up hot. And she’s a cheerleader for the New England Patriots, which is fan-freaking-tastic.

1. Brittny Gastineau

Brittny Gastineau is the daughter of legendary Jets defensive end Mark Gastineau. She’s used her father’s fame and popularity in New York wisely, carving a career for herself as a socialite, model, and reality TV personality. (Yes, I do consider “socialite” to be a profession.)

Did I mention she is really, really hot?

You may have heard that the 2011 Rugby World Cup is underway right now down in New Zealand. If you’re like me, you don’t know a whole lot about the sport, but you’re curious and you want to learn more. And, if you’re still like me, the first question you ask when learning about any new sport is, “are there any hot wives and girlfriends?”

Obviously, the answer is always yes. Wherever there are pro athletes, there are sexy women. They go together like milk and cookies.

Anyway, to help you get better acquainted with the professional rugby landscape, here’s a list of 11 sexy rugby WAGs…as if the mere fact that these guys are professional rugby players (and you can’t even play pickup basketball without spraining an ankle) didn’t make you feel inadequate enough.

11. Zara Phillips

In July 2011, English rugby player Mike Tindal married Zara Phillips, who is the oldest grandchild of the Queen of England. How’s that for marrying up?

I don’t mean to imply, however, that Mrs. Tindal isn’t worth marrying on her own accord. As you can see, she’s quite attractive (though she get’s hotness bonus points for being royalty), and she’s also a highly accomplished equestrienne (never a bad idea to shack up with someone who knows how to use a riding crop). Of course, some of you may think that Zara and her first cousin Prince Harry might look a little too “close” in this photograph, but do keep in mind, with the Royals, cousins aren’t exactly off limits.

10. Alexandra Rosenfeld

Sergio Parisse was born in Argentina, plays rugby for Italy, and is married to Miss France 2006. That’s what I call cosmopolitan. As for Alexandra, yeah, she’s pretty okay looking.

9. Amy Huberman

Irish rugby star Brian O’Driscoll is married to Irish actress Amy Huberman. Amy is probably hotter than at least a couple of other women appearing further up on this list, but she’s not nearly as willing to show skin as most of them. That makes it kind of hard to judge exactly how hot she is. I’m not complaining (if anything, I find it admirable), but those are the facts.

8. Lucie Jones

Lucie Jones, 20, rose to fame in the UK when she was one of the final 6 contestants on the hit show The X-Factor (where she was judge by hot ex-soccer WAG Cheryl Cole) at the age of 18. She didn’t win the contest (or even finish second…or third), but since then she’s done quite well for herself as a musician and a model. She’s also snagged herself a notable boy-toy in Welsh rugby player Leigh Halfpenny.

7. Honor Dillon

Honor Dillon is the childhood sweetheart and fiancee of New Zealand rugby player Dan Carter. But this hot rugby WAG aint just arm candy. Dillon herself is a member of New Zealand’s national field hockey team. So she’s hot and talented. It’s no wonder these two are considered the Posh & Becks of New Zealand. (Like Posh & Becks, they even appear together on Jockey underwear billboards all across the South Pacific. It’s not Armani, but what underwear companies have asked you to be on a billboard?)

6. Stephanie Rice

Stephanie Rice is another attractive rugby WAG who is more than mere arm candy. The 23-year-old won three gold medals in swimming at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing and is the world-record in the 400 meter women’s individual medley. She appears on this list thanks to her current romance with Australian rugby star Quade Cooper (who has a lot to live up to).

5. Susie Amy

English actress (and hot babe) Susie Amy became famous in the UK for her role on the popular television drama Footballers’ Wives. Apparently the show scared her away from footballers (i.e. soccer players), though, because when it came time for picking an athletic beau, she went with rugby player Rob Kearney. The only problem is Kearney plays for Ireland, not England, so the next month may be pretty rocky for this international couple.

4. Una Healy

English rugby player Ben Foden is dating Irish singer Una Healy. Healy is a member of a British-Irish girl group called The Saturdays. Not that you care. You’re probably not even reading this, but just staring at the above picture of Una in a bikini.

3. Kristi Gallacher

English pro rugby player Paul Sampson has the good fortune of being married to smoking hot Scottish television host and model, Kristi Gallacher. They have been together since 1999 and have two kids together. That means the 35-year-old Krisi is not only a WAG, but a MILF as well. (Are there any other acronyms that apply to this hottie?)

2. Jana Peterson

Jana Peterson was a finalist in the Miss Universe Australia pageant in 2008. Makes you wonder what the hell the girl who won must look like, doesn’t it? Anyway, Jana is dating professional rugby player John Williams of the Cronulla Sharks in Australasia’s National Rugby League. Lucky bastard. (As you can see, I could not choose just one photo of Ms. Peterson.)

1. Kelly Brook

The super curvy Kelly Brook has graced the pages of just about every men’s magazine in the world over the last ten years—including Playboy, the holy grail of classy smut. Interestingly, it turns out the ridiculously gifted English model has a thing for rugby players. For a while she dated Englashman Danny Cipriani. Today she’s with former Scottish rugby player Thom Evans. Sadly, Evans’ career was cut short at the age of 24 when he suffered a serious neck injury. On the bright side, he’s got Kelly Brook to console him.