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  • Female Astros Fan Gets Ran Over By a Golf Cart (Video)

    Female Astros Fan Gets Ran Over By a Golf Cart (Video)

    That’ll ruin your day. On Saturday, division rivals Houston Astros and Texas Rangers faced off at Minute Maid Park in Houston and literally not a single soul cares about the game or the outcome. The real action was in-between innings, when a young female ball girl was throwing free t-shirts into the stands and was promptly hit […]

  • Internet Goes Nuts Over Hot Astros Fan Sitting Behind Home Plate (Pics)

    Internet Goes Nuts Over Hot Astros Fan Sitting Behind Home Plate (Pics)

    The Houston Astros hosted the Toronto Blue Jays on Tuesday night, but just two pitches in everybody watching at home lost all interest in the actual game. Why? Because it was just two pitches in that everybody watching at home noticed the ridiculously hot Astros fan sitting right behind home plate in a cropped Astros […]

  • Ice Cream Vendor Gets Drilled From Behind By a Foul Ball (Video)

    Ice Cream Vendor Gets Drilled From Behind By a Foul Ball (Video)

    You should always keep your eyes on the field whether you’re a player, a fan in the stands, or in this case, an ice cream vendor trying to do his job. Top of the 3rd inning in Tuesday’s contest that featured the Houston Astros vs. the Oakland Athletics. Astros infielder Marwin Gonzalez hit a foul ball […]

  • Olympic Gymnast Simone Biles Acrobatic 1st Pitch At Astros Game (Video)

    Olympic Gymnast Simone Biles Acrobatic 1st Pitch At Astros Game (Video)

    On Monday, Olympic gymnast Simone Biles gave the world a preview of what she’ll be doing during the Rio Olympics when she threw out an acrobatic first pitch at the Mariners-Astros Fourth of July contest.   .@Simone_Biles mother, Nellie, tells me move her daughter did prior to throwing out 1st pitch is called “side ariel” pic.twitter.com/95ihx06ARX — […]

  • Texas Governor Jinxes Astros With Congratulatory Tweet

    Texas Governor Jinxes Astros With Congratulatory Tweet

    With the Houston Astros leading the Kansas City Royals 6-2 through seven innings of Game 3 earlier today, Texas Governor Greg Abbott thought it would be the perfect time to send over a congratulatory tweet to the ‘Stros, despite the fact that they were still six outs away from wrapping up their best-of-five series against the […]

  • This Astros Fan May or May Not Be Snorting Cocaine At The Game (Video)

    This Astros Fan May or May Not Be Snorting Cocaine At The Game (Video)

    This is pretty disturbing. On top of that, the young lady looks like she may be pregnant. Looks like this happened today during the Game 3 of the ALDS, Astros vs. Royals. No big deal just some lady casually snorting cocaine at an Astros playoff game. pic.twitter.com/mq4rKdNgG2 — Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) October 11, 2015

  • Did The Taylor Swift Curse Strike The Blue Jays? (Infographic)

    Did The Taylor Swift Curse Strike The Blue Jays? (Infographic)

    Have you heard about the Taylor Swift curse? Because it’s a real thing. They wrote an article about it in The Atalntic and everything. (It’s not The New Yorker, but still.) According to the experts, every time Taylor Swift has played at a baseball stadium on her 1989 world tour, the team that plays in […]

  • Astros’ Evan Gattis Clubs Incredible One-Handed Homer (Video)

    Astros’ Evan Gattis Clubs Incredible One-Handed Homer (Video)

    The Houston Astros have had a rough couple of weeks. Since August 29 they’ve gone 6-12, including three straight losses to the Texas Rangers this week, and they’ve gone from leading the Rangers by four games to trailing them by one-and-a-half games. After looking like a lock to win the AL West at the trade […]

  • Jeff Bagwell Grabs Girlfriend’s Boob on Live TV (Video)

    Jeff Bagwell Grabs Girlfriend’s Boob on Live TV (Video)

    Jeff Bagwell has been retired from baseball for almost 10 years now, but on Tuesday, while seated behind home plate for the Astros’ home contest against the Red Sox, he showed off those smooth hands that helped him win one Gold Glove award (1994) and three Silver Sluggers (1994, 1997, 1999). So, what did he […]

  • Trevor Bauer Reaction to Impressive Evan Gattis Home Run: “Wow” (Video)

    Trevor Bauer Reaction to Impressive Evan Gattis Home Run: “Wow” (Video)

    In baseball, coaches always tell pitchers that if they’re going to miss their spots, miss them out of the strike zone. Don’t miss over the plate in the hitter’s wheelhouse. On Wednesday night in Cleveland, that’s exactly what Indians pitcher Trevor Bauer did against the Astros’ Evan Gattis in the top of the first. Aiming […]

  • Good God What Is Orbit the Houston Astros Mascot Doing? (GIF)

    Good God What Is Orbit the Houston Astros Mascot Doing? (GIF)

    So it turns out there are at least two different costumes for Orbit, the Houston Astros mascot. There’s the costume for regular Orbit, a bi-ped baseball-loving alien. Then there’s an Orbit-riding-an-ostrich costume, in which the guy in the suit puts his legs in the ostrich legs while Orbit’s legs dangle off the ostrich’s shoulders. Why […]