Tag Archives: Houston Texans

  • Watch Brian Cushing Puke an Endless Stream of Vomit (Video)

    Watch Brian Cushing Puke an Endless Stream of Vomit (Video)

    Houston Texans linebacker Brian Cushing may be a badass motherf*cker, but he’s still human.  And when a human gets worked beyond his limits, as is often the case at NFL training camps, he pukes. Watch Cushing prove to everyone that he’s only human by puking for nearly a minute during last night’s episode of HBO’s Hard […]

  • J.J. Watt Throws Ball to Fan in Upper Deck (Video)

    J.J. Watt Throws Ball to Fan in Upper Deck (Video)

    Last year we saw Houston Texans defensive end extraordinaire J.J. Watt line up on offense at the tight end position, scoring three touchdowns in the process. This year, don’t be surprised to see the Texans use him at the quarterback position too, once they get a glimpse of this: No offense to Brian Hoyer or […]

  • DeAndre Hopkins-DeAngelo Hall Twitter Feud Is Pretty Funny

    DeAndre Hopkins-DeAngelo Hall Twitter Feud Is Pretty Funny

    Those who tuned into Tuesday’s season premiere of HBO’s Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Houston Texans may have noticed the segment focusing on Texans receiver DeAndre Hopkins‘ battle with Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall.  During the 90-second piece, Hopkins and Hall are seen jawing at each other until the two of them line up and […]

  • Houston Texans Strength Coach Does Macho Man Impersonation (Video)

    Houston Texans Strength Coach Does Macho Man Impersonation (Video)

    This is looking more and more like the summer of impersonations. The latest comes from Tuesday night’s season premiere of HBO’s Hard Knocks, where Houston Texans assistant strength coach Sean Hayes was showing off his world class Macho Man Impersonation. Check it out: That was amazing. Ooooh Yeeeeaahh!!! Dig it?

  • Vince Wilfork Plays Basketball, Calls Himself “The Real MJ” (Video)

    Vince Wilfork Plays Basketball, Calls Himself “The Real MJ” (Video)

    The season premiere of HBO’s Hard Knocks is set to air tonight, and with the cameras focused on the Houston Texans training camp this time around, you can expect newly-acquired defensive tackle Vince Wilfork to get plenty of airtime. The producers of the show don’t seem to be shying away from that notion.  Rather, they […]

  • Redskins and Texans Brawl Four Times in Four Plays During Joint Practice (Videos)

    Redskins and Texans Brawl Four Times in Four Plays During Joint Practice (Videos)

    The Houston Texans and Washington Redskins are in Richmond, Virginia, taking part in joint practices this weekend—although Saturday’s session was less of a football practice and more of a football brawl. It all started following one play involving Washington’s offense and Houston’s defense, and it continued for the next four plays after that. You can watch […]

  • Texans Running Back Arian Foster Comes Out…As An Athiest

    Texans Running Back Arian Foster Comes Out…As An Athiest

    All-Pro running back Arian Foster played college football at the University of Tennessee. Then he got drafted by the Texans and has played in Houston ever since. If you know anything about American culture, then you know folks in Tennessee and Texas are serious about Jesus. So it’s not hard to understand why Foster would […]

  • J.J. Watt Starstruck By His Crush, Jennifer Aniston (Pic)

    J.J. Watt Starstruck By His Crush, Jennifer Aniston (Pic)

    Most Americans would be starstruck by the presence of Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt, but is there anyone who could possibly leave the Pro Bowl sack machine in awe? Why yes, there is.  His longtime crush, Jennifer Aniston. Watt has stated in the past (via social media) that he would like to marry Aniston, […]

  • Just J.J. Watt Squatting Over 500 Pounds. No Big Deal (Pic)

    Just J.J. Watt Squatting Over 500 Pounds. No Big Deal (Pic)

    J.J. Watt is a beast.  We already know this thanks to all of the sacks, box jumps, and bloody noses. But in case you needed any more proof, here’s a pic of the Houston Texans defensive end squatting over 500 pounds. Friday’s. #NoItsNotAMaxOutRep #MorningSessionIsCake #AfternoonSessionIsTheRealDeal #BradTriesToCrushMe @nxlevelbrad A photo posted by JJ Watt (@justinjames99) on […]

  • JJ Watt Sacks Fan at Zac Brown Band Concert (Video)

    JJ Watt Sacks Fan at Zac Brown Band Concert (Video)

    Who needs security when you’ve got JJ Watt on stage, amirite? Yes, I am right.  For proof, look no further than this video (which was definitely staged) of the Houston Texans defensive end sacking a fan that made his way onto the stage at a Zac Brown Band concert over the weekend: Nobody messes with @zacbrownband pic.twitter.com/bS3Rat13xP — […]

  • Did the Broncos Try to Trade Peyton Manning to the Texans?

    Did the Broncos Try to Trade Peyton Manning to the Texans?

    There’s been a dearth of juicy sports news since the NBA and NHL both wrapped up their seasons last week. That means it is the perfect time for a juicy NFL trade rumor. Conveniently enough, that’s what we have for you today. According to Benjamin Albright of 94.1FM in Denver, the Broncos tried to trade […]