Tag Archives: Houston Texans

  • Texans QB Brock Osweiler Has A Tattoo ‘FAIL’ On His Left Arm (PIC)

    Texans QB Brock Osweiler Has A Tattoo ‘FAIL’ On His Left Arm (PIC)

    Houston Texans QB Brock Osweiler has $37 Million guaranteed coming to him over the next 4 years. Like most players before they hit the NFL, they come in already with massive and many tattoos covering their body. Not sure when Osweiler got his tattoo, but this massive fail was pointed out when he was playing in […]

  • BREAKING: Peyton Manning Un-retires…Signs with Texans

    BREAKING: Peyton Manning Un-retires…Signs with Texans

    In a drastic move no one saw coming, Peyton Manning has decided to un-retire and sign a 2 year, $40 million deal with the Houston Texans. Manning told reporters, “After talking with my wife Ashley I decided I just couldn’t hang it up yet.” He added, “Houston seemed like the perfect fit. I’m ready to […]

  • Horny Women Offer to Help J.J. Watt With His Injured Groin (Tweets)

    Horny Women Offer to Help J.J. Watt With His Injured Groin (Tweets)

    After injuring his groin during the Houston Texans’ Wild Card loss to the Kansas City Chiefs earlier this month, J.J. Watt underwent sports hernia surgery in Philadelphia on January 12. On Friday, he took to Twitter to tell his fans that his recovery is going well: Appreciate all the cards, gifts & well-wishes! Life would be […]

  • Leah Still Completes Final Cancer Treatment; Will Be Discharged Today

    Leah Still Completes Final Cancer Treatment; Will Be Discharged Today

    Devon Still has all types of good news lately. On January 6th, the Houston Texans signed the defensive tackle to a futures contract & just yesterday he announced that Leah, 5, had successfully completed her final cancer treatment and would be discharged from the hospital today with a favorable prognosis that they won’t need to come back anytime […]

  • Texans Fans Show No Mercy To Brian Hoyer On Twitter (Video)

    Texans Fans Show No Mercy To Brian Hoyer On Twitter (Video)

    First Wild Card game of the day was an absolute dud, the Chiefs marched into NRG Stadium and walked out with a 30-0 win. Mostly to blame for this loss is QB Brian Hoyer who threw 4 interceptions and had a fumble on the day. Texans fans showed no mercy on Twitter. #Texans fans ain’t […]

  • Lil’ Jon Performs at Halftime of Chiefs-Texans (Video)

    Lil’ Jon Performs at Halftime of Chiefs-Texans (Video)

    Poor Texans fans.  They paid all that money for tickets to watch their team get throttled by the Kansas City Chiefs during today’s Wild Card game.  At least they got to enjoy a halftime performance from Lil’ Jon. Is it enough to ease the pain of a four-pick performance by Texans quarterback Brian Hoyer?  You […]