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Brian Westbrook Released, Will Now Worship The Prostate Of Howard Stern

JamieD — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:49:14 +0000

Brian Westbrook has had himself a stellar career with the Philadelphia Eagles, but now the team has decided to go in different direction. The Eagles announced yesterday that they had released the 30-year-old running back after he had spent the last eight seasons with the team. So what now for Westbrook?

“I look forward to a future of worshiping the prostate of Howard Stern.”

That was the response a fake Westbrook from The Howard Stern show, gave to ESPN analyst Scott Van Pelt during a late night interview on Sportscenter. However, after the amount of concussions that Westbrook has sustained over the past year, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear that was in fact him on the phone saying such things.

Hat Tip – [Barstool Sports]

Avril Lavigne Throws Opening Pitch At Blue Jays Game

JamieD — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:34:26 +0000

Total Pro Sports – Hopefully Gary Dell’Abate, a.k.a. Baba Booey, wasn’t watching last night’s Toronto Blue Jays game. If he was, he may be asking himself two things:

1. “Do I really throw like a girl?” The answer which would be an emphatic NO. Sorry Gary. Girls have a much better arm than you. Don’t be so cruel to the opposite sex.

2. “Why couldn’t they move the catcher up for me?” Maybe next time they will Gary. And maybe a little to the left as well.

Thankfully the Canadian female singing sensation Avril Lavigne will not be subjected to the same criticism. Or will she?

While her pitch was not the greatest, but was also not even close to as bad as Baba Booey’s, she did make one particular comment that raised some eyebrows. Wonder what Avril was doing to get ready prior to the big moment?

“I’ve been signing balls all day”

For some reason that just sounds so much better coming from the mouth of a female. If only I had know, I could have brought my balls to her to get signed, instead of sitting here right now with unsigned balls.

Yes, I know. A little immature, but funny none the less. Here is her opening pitch.

Hat Tip Video – [BigLeagueStew]

Baba Booey’s Opening Pitch Embarassment

JamieD — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:17:31 +0000

Total Pro Sports – For those of you who tuned in to listen to the Howard Stern show this morning, you may have heard them poke fun at Gary Dell’Abate, aka. Baba Booey, and his terrible performance as he threw out the opening pitch of the New York Mets game on Sunday. After watching, it’s not hard to see why.

The replay shows what appears to be a 1/2 knuckle ball, 1/4 change-up, 1/4 bean-ball, that is so far off the plate, the umpire off to the side was able to make the catch. We can’t imagine they fans in New York giving that toss a warm reception.

Here is the disaster that unfolded. It’s almost as if he is performing a full body dry-heave that eventually regurgitates a baseball in the direction of home plate. [Deadspin]