Brock is a pretty weird dude, and nothing is more cringe-worthy than millionaires bragging about being rednecks. He’s also apparently really into shooting things, like watermelon. Seriously, how did this dude make it through college? In any event, enjoy the goodness of this video that will certainly be making the rounds all day at workplaces throughout the country.

Lesner, who hasn’t fought since October of last year, announced his intentions in a YouTube video released yesterday. In the video, he and some pals use unsuspecting wild prairie dogs as targets to test various calibre bullets from Fusion Ammunition. Because, you know, using a cantaloupe or some other non-living object just wouldn’t have cut it.

I would like to have been in the room when Brock and his associates came up with this plan to announce his return.

Friend 1: “So Brock, how you wanna announce your comeback, man?”
Lesnar: “I dunno, dude, just hold a press conference I guess.”
Friend 2: “No way, man. Press conferences are so old-fashioned. You gotta do something on the internets. Like on Twitter or YouTube or something.”
Lesnar: “Hell, you’re right. But what?”
Friend 1: “Well, how ’bout we get us some Jimmy John’s and some Jack Links, go out to the some field in the middle of nowhere, and shoot us a bunch of prairie dogs. Then, you can talk about how you’re comin back to UFC and stuff.”
Friend 2: “Dude, that is totally the best idea I’ve ever heard. Let’s go blow up some prairie dogs, dog!”
Lesnar: “Hell. Yes. There is NO WAY this plan could backfire.”

I’m no ethicist, but I suspect even a lot of hunters would probably frown on this.

Hat Tip – [Yahoo! Sports]

Recreation? What kind of recreation do you do in your town? Whatever it is it isn’t as awesome as this place. This town likes to have fun with big ol’ knives.

Tennis? Nope. Basketball? Nope. Have a catch with your son? Nah. Kill things and hunt with massive knives? You betcha! And I bet that the tasing security guard would love to live there. I wonder if this store is in Wisconsin, where apparently deer just bust through doors and shatter glass all over. I’m going to guess there isn’t a lot of shoplifting in that town. Or at least no repeat offenders.

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Well not anymore.  Introducing aerial bowfishing, a mix between crossbow hunting and carp fishing that will put a smile on any outdoorsman’s face, including those of Tyler Burke, Doug Burke and Bryant McCartney.  The end catch may not be a 450-pound gator or a 64-pound common carp, but that doesn’t seem to take the fun away from their day on the water.

Before all you tree-huggers begin to flail your arms around in madness screaming “how can they do that to nature’s defenseless creatures,” you should probably know that what they are hunting/fishing for is Bighead carp, a fish that poses a huge threat to the ecosystems of U.S. waters.  They also pose a threat to humans as they leap high out of the water when boat propellers pass by, sometimes hitting those in the boat.  It may sound funny, but not for one woman who suffered a broken jaw from a flying bighead carp.

Tyler, Doug and Bryant took to the lake to demonstrate their aerial bowfishing skills and caught an impressive 80 bigheads.  So how do they do it?  Simple.  As the boat propels through the water, they wait for the carp to jump into the air.  When they do, the men aim and fire an arrow, which is attached to a line, through the fish’s body, and there you have it.  A fish on a stick.

Hat Tip – [Field & Stream]

Total Pro Sports – Some may refer to it as animal cruelty.  Others as the circle of life.  Which ever way you put it, Arianne Prevost is one hot gator hunter, and she has the kill to prove it.

Nowadays, most hunters prefer a gun as their weapon of choice, but not Arianne, which makes her catch all the more impressive.  Instead, she chose the extremely difficult crossbow, which can be hard to aim, and thus make the kill, but when successful it is that much more rewarding.  This year’s public gator hunt in Florida was Arianne’s first, and she made it a memorable one by bagging an 11-foot, 450 pound gator.  It is not as heavy as the mako shark caught by Taylor Sears, but it does have an extra foot in length.

Arianne set out for the kill with her boyfriend Robert Rohmann, and friend Peter Deeks.  They had been been scouting the St. Johns River marshlands and stalked an area where they believed the giant beast would eventually swim through.  When they finally spotted their prey Tuesday night at about 9pm, Arianne connected with two perfect shots on the gator from 10 to 15 feet out, then finished the job from close range.

When asked about her trophy hunt, she replied, “I can’t seem to kill a deer, but I can kill an 11-foot alligator.”  You would think that explaining such wouldn’t be difficult.  After all, it should come as no surprise that hitting a larger target is logically easier.

As for her boyfriend, Rohmann.  It must be emasculating to have your woman show you up in a gator hunt.  However, the slight bit of embarrassment that comes with it is little price to pay for having yourself on hot hunting companion.  Perhaps it is Robert who should be credited with nabbing the greatest catch.

Arianne Prevost With 11 Foot Gator

Arianne Prevost

Hat Tip – [LA Times]