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  • Kevin Hart to Jameis Winston: ‘Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t’ (Video)

    Kevin Hart to Jameis Winston: ‘Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t’ (Video)

    Kevin Hart went to FSU as a stop on his stand-up comedy tour, and came across the path of last year’s Heisman winner Jameis Winston. And to his face, Kevin Hart told Winston what we’re all thinking. He said point blank, “You need to stop doing dumb shit.” Which is totally true, but normally not […]

  • Need Inspiration? Check Out This Jameis Winston Halloween Costume (Pic)

    Need Inspiration? Check Out This Jameis Winston Halloween Costume (Pic)

    Halloween is coming up, and that means you probably need some help selecting a sports-themed costume. Our advice? Unless your friends are all cutting edge comedians who appreciate dark humor that pushes the boundaries of good taste, it’s probably best you just stay away from anything having to do with Ray Rice or Adrian Peterson. […]

  • Jameis Winston Autographs Spark Investigation by FSU Compliance Department

    Jameis Winston Autographs Spark Investigation by FSU Compliance Department

    It’s not against the rules for NCAA “student-athletes” to sign autographs. However, it is against the rules for NCAA “student-athletes” to sign autographs in exchange for money. (Only the schools and NCAA are allowed to make money off these kids’ talent, dammit.) So the huge stash of Jameis Winston autographs that recently turned up in […]

  • Useful Website Tracks Last Time Jameis Winston Did Something Stupid

    Useful Website Tracks Last Time Jameis Winston Did Something Stupid

    Jameis Winston is a tough guy to keep tabs on. Not because he’s sneaky or anything. If anything, he could stand to be sneakier! He’s a little too conspicuous with his stupidity, so we’re inundated with news stories about dumb stuff Jameis Winston has done. Was the dumb thing this week the same as last […]

  • Surveillance Footage Of Jameis Winston Shoplifting Crab Legs (Video)

    Surveillance Footage Of Jameis Winston Shoplifting Crab Legs (Video)

    If you’re a “glass is half full” type of person, the shoplifting charges against Florida State quarterback and Heisman winner Jameis Winston could be construed as a good thing. I mean, at least each new criminal charge against him seems to be decreasing in terms of severity. Maybe in August he’ll get a jaywalking ticket, then […]

  • Alabama Grocery Store Advertises “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”

    Alabama Grocery Store Advertises “Jameis Winston King Crab Legs”

    When Jameis Winston got busted for trying to steal crab legs from a Publix grocery store, I imagine that everyone in the crab industry immediately started seeing dollar signs and hearing cash register sounds. But the first retailer to cash in on crab leg mania is Jack’s Foodland in Alabama. The manager of Jack’s Foodland is reportedly […]

  • Heisman Trophy Winner Jameis Winston Busted for Shoplifting Crab Legs

    Heisman Trophy Winner Jameis Winston Busted for Shoplifting Crab Legs

    Yes, you read that headline correctly. Jameis Winston, the guy who won the Heisman Trophy last year before leading the Florida State Seminoles football team to the BCS National Championship, the guy who is going to be the #1 pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, was issued a citation on Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs […]

  • Jameis Winston: Heisman Trophy-Winning Baseball Photobomber (Video)

    Jameis Winston: Heisman Trophy-Winning Baseball Photobomber (Video)

    Florida State University’s Jameis Winston certainly isn’t the first elite two-sport athlete in college. However, he’s definitely the most high-profile two-sport guy we’ve seen in a while. I mean, he just won the Heisman Trophy and the National Championship, and he would have been the top quarterback (and maybe even the top overall pick) in […]