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		<title>Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Total Pro Sports &#8211; Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball. Whether it was a discussion about &#8220;wet balls&#8221; at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sarge-matthews-explains-how-to-jerk-off-balls.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-14393" title="Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sarge-matthews-explains-how-to-jerk-off-balls-300x225.jpg" alt="Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls" width="300" height="225" /></a>Total Pro Sports &#8211; Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace <a title="Hockey or Sex: 7 In-Game Comments That Will Make You Think" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/05/hockey-or-sex-7-in-game-comments-that-will-make-you-think/" target="_self">during hockey commentary</a>.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball.</p>
<p>Whether it was a <a title="“Wet Balls” Thankfully Not An Issue At College World Series Game 2" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/06/wet-balls-thankfully-not-an-issue-at-college-world-series-game-2/" target="_self">discussion about &#8220;wet balls&#8221;</a> at the College World Series, or <a title="Angels Ervin Santana Says “F*ck It, Lets Pitch” On Live TV" href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/06/bloody-nose-ervin-santana-says-fck-it-lets-pitch-on-live-tv/" target="_self"><strong>Ervin Santan</strong>a dropping the F-bomb</a> during a post-game interview, baseball has steadily become a sport that requires some sort of parental discretion.</p>
<p>During a recent Philadelphia Phillies game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, commentator <strong>Sarge Matthews</strong> was explaining&#8230;..well&#8230;.we aren&#8217;t sure what he was explaining, but when you mention &#8220;jerk off the balls&#8221;, &#8220;let this guys here jab you&#8221;, and &#8220;if it comes, it comes&#8221;, you can only begin to assume.</p>
<p><span id="more-14384"></span>Have a listen and you be the judge.</p>
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<p>Hat Tip &#8211; [<a title="Sarge Matthews Would Like You To Know, How To &quot;Jerk Off&quot; A Ball " href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2009/07/sarge-matthews-would-like-you-to-know.html" target="_blank">Awful Announcing</a>] via [<a title="Audio: Sarge Mathews on Jerking off the Ball " href="http://huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com/2009/07/audio-sarge-mathews-on-jerking-off-ball.html" target="_blank">Hugging Harold Reynolds</a>]</p>
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