Tag Archives: Joakim Noah

  • These Joakim Noah Animations Are All Kinds of Amazing (GIFs)

    These Joakim Noah Animations Are All Kinds of Amazing (GIFs)

    Normally when I do a post like this, I try to introduce the video or GIF by saying something about the subject matter. The idea is to provide some sort of context so the video or GIF seems relevant to current events. In this case, however, there really is nothing to say to set up […]

  • Joakim Noah Can’t Believe It’s Snowing in Chicago (Video)

    Joakim Noah Can’t Believe It’s Snowing in Chicago (Video)

    Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah may get paid millions of dollars to play basketball, but apparently, deep down, he and I have a lot in common. I know this because his reaction to the news that it was snowing in Chicago last night—in the middle of f@$#ing April—was pretty much the same as my reaction […]

  • Pistons Mascot Scares the Heck Out of Joakim Noah (GIF)

    Pistons Mascot Scares the Heck Out of Joakim Noah (GIF)

    On Wednesday, Joakim Noah recorded his second triple-double in three games (10 points, 11 rebounds, 11 assists) to help his Bulls beat the Detroit Pistons at The Palace by a score of 105-94.  It was a tough home loss for a Detroit team that currently sits in ninth place in the Eastern Conference, just three […]

  • Stat Line of the Night — 2/28/2013 — Joakim Noah

    Stat Line of the Night — 2/28/2013 — Joakim Noah

    Heading into Thursday, only three players in the last 25 years have recorded a triple-double with at least 20 points, 20 rebounds and 10 blocks (Shaquille O,Neal, Hakeem Olajuwon and Shawn Bradley).  Last night during a game against the Philadelphia 76ers, Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah became the fourth. Noah was hosting his own block […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 11/6/12 — Joakim Noah

    Stat Line Of The Night — 11/6/12 — Joakim Noah

    With Derrick Rose still recovering from a serious knee injury he sustained during last year’s opening-round playoff series, the big question surrounding the Chicago Bulls coming into the 2012-13 NBA season is who will step up in D Rose’s place until he returns?  Some have pointed to Joakim Noah as a solid candidate to lead […]

  • Joakim Noah’s Facial Was Followed By The Best Commentary Ever! (Video)

    Joakim Noah’s Facial Was Followed By The Best Commentary Ever! (Video)

    During the second quarter of last night’s game between the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat, Joakim drove down the lane and threw down an emphatic slam over the head of Joel Anthony, resulting in an even more emphatic call from Bulls color commentator Stacey King. “I didn’t come for the massage!  I came for […]

  • Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Although their Eastern Conference Finals series with the Miami Heat may be over, one member of the Chicago Bulls isn’t quite done exchanging verbal jabs with the boys from South Beach. Following their Game 5 loss and ensuing elimination from the 2011 NBA playoffs, Joakim Noah gave the Heat credit for being “a hell of […]

  • Watch Joakim Noah Yell A Homophobic Slur At A Fan (Video)

    Watch Joakim Noah Yell A Homophobic Slur At A Fan (Video)

    Let’s just say that last night wasn’t a very good night for the Bulls’ Joakim Noah’s.  In addition to watching Chris Bosh light him up for 34 points during the Heat’s Game 3 victory over Chicago, Noah was also hit with his second personal foul of the game midway through the first quarter and had […]

  • 9 BestWorst Draft Day Outfits of All-Time

    9 BestWorst Draft Day Outfits of All-Time

    To celebrate last night’s opening picks of the NFL draft, we’ve decided to bring you a bunch of pictures of NBA draft picks dressed ridiculously. Doesn’t make much sense, does it? Well, actually it does. Draft season is upon us, which means we get to see a collective of autonomous, 18-20 year-olds who are essentially […]

  • Derrick Rose Delivers A Sweet Through-The-Legs Dime (Video)

    Derrick Rose Delivers A Sweet Through-The-Legs Dime (Video)

    Derrick Rose continues to assert himself as one of the best point guards in the game and a strong candidate for this season’s Most Valuable Player award.  Some of that can be attributed to his 24.8 point-per-game average.  Some to his impressive 8.1 assists per game.  Rose was right around that mark last night when […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 11/1/10 — Luol Deng

    The Stat Line of the Night — 11/1/10 — Luol Deng

    The NBA is under way and one of the most exciting young teams around the league is the Chicago Bulls.  They have a great young aspiring superstar in Derrick Rose, a veteran post presence in Carlos Boozer, and a high energy rebounder in Joakim Noah.  Forgotten in that mix of youth and talent is Luol […]

  • Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    By their very nature, most athletes don’t stand out from one another. By and large, most are physical specimens with short hair and few remarkable characteristics otherwise. These guys aren’t image consultants, they’re athletes, so it stands to reason that most of their efforts are put towards their craft rather than towards maintaining a distinct […]