Tag Archives: Joakim Noah

  • Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    By their very nature, most athletes don’t stand out from one another. By and large, most are physical specimens with short hair and few remarkable characteristics otherwise. These guys aren’t image consultants, they’re athletes, so it stands to reason that most of their efforts are put towards their craft rather than towards maintaining a distinct […]

  • 20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    Passions run high in sports, especially in moments of triumph, but at some point, you have to say “enough is enough.” You may be taken by the moment, but that doesn’t give you license to act like an escaped mental patient during your celebration. There is no better example of such misguided zeal than the […]

  • Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Seeing a seven foot man with frizzy, freakish hair, a puffy winter jacket, and his jogging pants tucked into his socks shopping for a bong on Chicago’s North Side shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.  And when you find out that the man is none other than Bulls’ center Joakim Noah, such an image […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 4/13/10 — Derrick Rose

    The Stat Line of the Night — 4/13/10 — Derrick Rose

    It was a strange night for the Bulls.  While off-the-court distractions involving a physical fight between the coach and the vice president were on everyone’s mind, Chicago was able to go out on the court and get a must-win.  The reason they won was because of the combined effort of their backcourt.  Both Kirk Hinrich […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 4/8/10 – Joakim Noah

    The Stat Line of the Night – 4/8/10 – Joakim Noah

    The Chicago Bulls are an entirely different team when Joakim Noah is in the lineup. Earlier this season the Bulls seemed like a lock for the Eastern Conference playoffs, but then Noah went down with Plantar Fasciitis. The Bulls went into the tank with Noah out and now they need every win they can get […]

  • Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Total Pro Sports – After a tough post-season that concluded with him raising both the Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy, Pittsburgh Penguins all-star forward Evgeni Malkin has been taking some time off in Miami Beach to enjoy the sun, sand, booze, and Oksana Kondakova, his incredibly hot girlfriend. Pictures have been floating around […]

  • The NBA Draft, Where Fashion Statements Happen

    The NBA Draft, Where Fashion Statements Happen

    Total Pro Sports – Tonight is draft night, and while there is not much guessing as to who will go first overall, there are plenty of other questions that linger just hours before the picking begins.  Firstly, there are picks 2-60, which no one can seem to agree on.  There are also several different trade […]

  • Joakim Noah And Nude Girlfriend On The Beach in St. Barts

    Joakim Noah And Nude Girlfriend On The Beach in St. Barts

    Total Pro Sports – The seven game series between the Chicago Bulls and the Boston Celtics was one of the greatest many of us have witnessed.  Now that the Celtics are one game away from eliminating the Orlando Magic and moving on to the Eastern Conference Finals, how have the Bulls been settling with the agony of defeat.  […]

  • The Amare Stoudemire Trade Watch

    The Amare Stoudemire Trade Watch

    Total Pro Sports-  Not all is well in the land of the Phoenix Suns.  Terry Porter has been relieved of his duties halfway through his first season,  Jason Richardson was arrested last night and Amar’e Stoudemire is on his way out of town.  The Suns were at one time a premier team in the league, […]