Tag Archives: Joakim Noah

  • Stat Line of the Night — 2/28/2013 — Joakim Noah

    Stat Line of the Night — 2/28/2013 — Joakim Noah

    Heading into Thursday, only three players in the last 25 years have recorded a triple-double with at least 20 points, 20 rebounds and 10 blocks (Shaquille O,Neal, Hakeem Olajuwon and Shawn Bradley).  Last night during a game against the Philadelphia 76ers, Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah became the fourth. Noah was hosting his own block […]

  • Stat Line Of The Night — 11/6/12 — Joakim Noah

    Stat Line Of The Night — 11/6/12 — Joakim Noah

    With Derrick Rose still recovering from a serious knee injury he sustained during last year’s opening-round playoff series, the big question surrounding the Chicago Bulls coming into the 2012-13 NBA season is who will step up in D Rose’s place until he returns?  Some have pointed to Joakim Noah as a solid candidate to lead […]

  • Joakim Noah’s Facial Was Followed By The Best Commentary Ever! (Video)

    Joakim Noah’s Facial Was Followed By The Best Commentary Ever! (Video)

    During the second quarter of last night’s game between the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat, Joakim drove down the lane and threw down an emphatic slam over the head of Joel Anthony, resulting in an even more emphatic call from Bulls color commentator Stacey King. “I didn’t come for the massage!  I came for […]

  • Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Joakim Noah: Heat Are “Hollywood As Hell” (Video)

    Although their Eastern Conference Finals series with the Miami Heat may be over, one member of the Chicago Bulls isn’t quite done exchanging verbal jabs with the boys from South Beach. Following their Game 5 loss and ensuing elimination from the 2011 NBA playoffs, Joakim Noah gave the Heat credit for being “a hell of […]

  • Watch Joakim Noah Yell A Homophobic Slur At A Fan (Video)

    Watch Joakim Noah Yell A Homophobic Slur At A Fan (Video)

    Let’s just say that last night wasn’t a very good night for the Bulls’ Joakim Noah’s.  In addition to watching Chris Bosh light him up for 34 points during the Heat’s Game 3 victory over Chicago, Noah was also hit with his second personal foul of the game midway through the first quarter and had […]

  • 9 BestWorst Draft Day Outfits of All-Time

    9 BestWorst Draft Day Outfits of All-Time

    To celebrate last night’s opening picks of the NFL draft, we’ve decided to bring you a bunch of pictures of NBA draft picks dressed ridiculously. Doesn’t make much sense, does it? Well, actually it does. Draft season is upon us, which means we get to see a collective of autonomous, 18-20 year-olds who are essentially […]

  • Derrick Rose Delivers A Sweet Through-The-Legs Dime (Video)

    Derrick Rose Delivers A Sweet Through-The-Legs Dime (Video)

    Derrick Rose continues to assert himself as one of the best point guards in the game and a strong candidate for this season’s Most Valuable Player award.  Some of that can be attributed to his 24.8 point-per-game average.  Some to his impressive 8.1 assists per game.  Rose was right around that mark last night when […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 11/1/10 — Luol Deng

    The Stat Line of the Night — 11/1/10 — Luol Deng

    The NBA is under way and one of the most exciting young teams around the league is the Chicago Bulls.  They have a great young aspiring superstar in Derrick Rose, a veteran post presence in Carlos Boozer, and a high energy rebounder in Joakim Noah.  Forgotten in that mix of youth and talent is Luol […]

  • Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    Defying Stereotypes (Sort of): 9 Athletes That Don’t Look Like Athletes

    By their very nature, most athletes don’t stand out from one another. By and large, most are physical specimens with short hair and few remarkable characteristics otherwise. These guys aren’t image consultants, they’re athletes, so it stands to reason that most of their efforts are put towards their craft rather than towards maintaining a distinct […]

  • 20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    20 Overzealous and Over The Top Celebrations (Videos)

    Passions run high in sports, especially in moments of triumph, but at some point, you have to say “enough is enough.” You may be taken by the moment, but that doesn’t give you license to act like an escaped mental patient during your celebration. There is no better example of such misguided zeal than the […]

  • Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Joakim Noah Goes Bong Shopping (Pics)

    Seeing a seven foot man with frizzy, freakish hair, a puffy winter jacket, and his jogging pants tucked into his socks shopping for a bong on Chicago’s North Side shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.  And when you find out that the man is none other than Bulls’ center Joakim Noah, such an image […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 4/13/10 — Derrick Rose

    The Stat Line of the Night — 4/13/10 — Derrick Rose

    It was a strange night for the Bulls.  While off-the-court distractions involving a physical fight between the coach and the vice president were on everyone’s mind, Chicago was able to go out on the court and get a must-win.  The reason they won was because of the combined effort of their backcourt.  Both Kirk Hinrich […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 4/8/10 – Joakim Noah

    The Stat Line of the Night – 4/8/10 – Joakim Noah

    The Chicago Bulls are an entirely different team when Joakim Noah is in the lineup. Earlier this season the Bulls seemed like a lock for the Eastern Conference playoffs, but then Noah went down with Plantar Fasciitis. The Bulls went into the tank with Noah out and now they need every win they can get […]

  • Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Evgeni Malkin Takes Oksana Kondakova To Miami Beach, Cup Not Included

    Total Pro Sports – After a tough post-season that concluded with him raising both the Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy, Pittsburgh Penguins all-star forward Evgeni Malkin has been taking some time off in Miami Beach to enjoy the sun, sand, booze, and Oksana Kondakova, his incredibly hot girlfriend. Pictures have been floating around […]