The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight.  His wish list includes female mascots, cheerleaders, dogs, and even the jerseys of opposing teams.  During a match last week against Cucuta Deportivo,  Willy took the oppositions jersey and sexually violated it in several ways.  The act earned the giant fish a ban from performing his duties.  He probably should have just acted like other soccer mascots and punch opposing players in the face, rather than masturbate to their shirts.

The world of soccer continues to confuse me.  Although they may be well known for the abundance of incredibly hot WAGs, they continue to make headlines with public male massages, and crotch-grabbing celebrations.  It’s sad to see that they are more inclined to protect a shirt from being molested by a mascot than a female fan from being molested by several male fans.  Talk about some messed up priorities.

Here are a couple vids of Willy in action.  The first is what got him suspended, while the second shows his passion for dry-humping.

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