If you like Jay-Z and Kanye’s “N*ggas In Paris,” you’ll love Ashkon’s “Niners in Paris.”

I can picture it already.  Alex Smith has just led his team to a Super Bowl victory when one reporter approaches him as says, “Alex, you have just won the Super Bowl.  What are you going to do next?”  And that is when he replies, “I’m going to France to be with my Niners in Paris!”

Cue the music!

Most believe that Kobe Bryant’s MVP performance at the 2011 NBA All-Star Game last night was influenced by his desire to put on a show in front of the hometown crowd at the Staple Center.  That seems like the logical explanation, but what if there was something else causing Kobe to put forth such a dominating performance?

Perhaps this was all just part of the plan between he and film producer Robert Rodriguez.  Perhaps the two of them figured the best way to promote their newly released short film, which stars Kobe Bryant as “The Black Mamba,” was for Kobe to gain the spotlight during this highly anticipated game in Los Angeles.

Whatever the case may be, Kobe certainly has our attention now.  Here is a look at Kobe Bryant as “The Black Mamba”;  a Nike Basketball Production which also features appearances by Danny Trejo, Bruce Willis and Kanye West.  Enjoy!

This video is no exception.  Here’s a quick background if you somehow missed the craziness of the VMAs.  Taylor Swift won the award for Best Female Video.  Most people had thought Beyonce was going to win it, but Swift pulled off the upset.  She seems like a sweet girl and no one really begrudged her the victory.  No one but Kanye.  He raced up on stage and told her she was great, but she didn’t deserve the award, Beyonce did.

This parody video.  Georges St. Pierre fills in for Kanye, telling Swift that she won the fight and fought well, but he can’t wait to fight her.  The implication was that GSP, a beast of a human being, would pummel Taylor Swift, a skinny young girl.  I’m not sure if he is trying to send a message about wrestling for Canada in the 2012 Olympics or not.  Either way, due to a halfway decent cut of the video, it almost looks like GSP is actually on the stage saying those things.  The combination of Taylor Swift, country music star, and GSP, MMA champion, is entertaining  to say the least.

Federer went on to beat Roddick 5–7, 7–6(6), 7–6(5), 3–6, 16–14 in what may have been the greatest final in the tournament’s history.  Now Kanye has a message for Federer concerning his win.

“Yo Roger, I’m really happy for you.  I’m gonna let you finish, but Andy Roddick’s Wimbledon effort was one of the best efforts of all time.”

Okay, so Kanye didn’t really say that, but you can only imagine had he been there and got his hands on a mic, he very well may have.  After all, this guy seems to love hearing himself talk.

We are not sure exactly who made this creative piece of work, but Andy Roddick sure seemed to enjoy it judging by his Twitter response.

You have to admire the way Roddick has been taking his Wimbledon defeat this time around.  Is it me, or has the loss made him more popular than any tournament victory he has ever achieved?

Hat Tip – [Extra Mustard]