Tag Archives: Kenny Powers

  • Latino Kenny Powers is Real, Amazing (Pic)

    Latino Kenny Powers is Real, Amazing (Pic)

    Like most iconic fictional characters, you see a little bit of Kenny Powers in a lot of places. But one intrepid photographer has found someone who embodies Kenny Powers to a much greater extent than you might have even thought possible. The photo, which you can see up above, shows this “Latino Kenny Powers” doppelganger […]

  • Turns Out Rob Ryan and Kenny Powers are the Same Person (Photo)

    Turns Out Rob Ryan and Kenny Powers are the Same Person (Photo)

    Good old Rob Ryan is one of the more well-known coordinators in the NFL. It’s not because he’s some kind of defensive genius, of course. From 2004 to 2012 he served as defensive coordinator for the Raiders, Browns, and Cowboys, and only his years with the Cowboys could be described as “almost decent”—because they won […]

  • 16 Awesome TV Shows About Sports

    16 Awesome TV Shows About Sports

    The other day I had a terrifying thought: did I miss the season premier of The League? But I looked it up and discovered, thankfully, I had not. The kickoff to season 4 is still a few weeks away. However, my moment of panic got me wondering why on earth there aren’t more shows about […]

  • Eastbound & Down Season 3 Trailer (Video)

    Eastbound & Down Season 3 Trailer (Video)

    <img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-78624" title="eastbound & down season 3" src="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eastbound-down-season-3-150×150. Why Doesnt He Want To Get Back Together jpg” alt=”eastbound & down season 3″ width=”150″ height=”150″ />Do you find yourself having a tough time satisfying your Kenny Powers fix these days?  Are you anxiously awaiting the return of “The Man with the Golden D*ck”?  If this […]

  • Check Out Kenny Powers’ New K-Swiss Commercial (Video)

    Check Out Kenny Powers’ New K-Swiss Commercial (Video)

    Who wouldn’t want to work for K-Swiss with Kenny Powers in charge?  And it looks like he has built quite the team around him as well.  With Jillian Michaels as Community Outreach Director, Matt Cassel as Chief Marketing Officer, Josh Cox as Chief Super Long Distance Runner Officer, Jon “Bones” Jones as Human Resource Director, […]

  • Kenny Powers Can Sell Anything, Including K-Swiss Shows (Video)

    Kenny Powers Can Sell Anything, Including K-Swiss Shows (Video)

    It may only be a matter of time before Kenny Powers travels down the same road as Charlie Sheen and turns from a fan-favorite movie star pitcher into a cocaine snorting, porn star banging, ragging alcoholic.  But until that day comes, Powers is focused on translating his marketability into as many endorsement deals as he […]

  • Kenny Powers Gives Us The Best Pitcher’s Entrance Ever! (Video)

    Kenny Powers Gives Us The Best Pitcher’s Entrance Ever! (Video)

    Rick Derringer’s “Real American” begins to blare over the loud speaker.  Fireworks light the night sky in the outfield.  Suddenly, Kenny Powers emerges from a tunnel of red, white and blue balloons.  And with the American flag draped down his back, the controversial pitcher begins to flash a sequence of signs to the crowd, from […]

  • 9 Athletes Who Are More White Trash Than Kenny Powers

    9 Athletes Who Are More White Trash Than Kenny Powers

    Amid the return of “Eastbound and Down” (the anti-”Friday Night Lights”) and the recent partnership between Kenny Powers and K-Swiss, which is laid out in beautiful glory here, we got KP on the brain. Though the show is surely a satire, what’s truly funny (and scary) is that Kenny F*ckin’ Powers DOES in fact represent […]