Tag Archives: Kobe Bryant

  • This Need For Speed Celebrity Smack Talk Soundboard Is Simply Amazing!

    This Need For Speed Celebrity Smack Talk Soundboard Is Simply Amazing!

    Shaq vs. Kobe,  Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Oscar De La Hoya, Chad Ochocinco vs. Bill Belichick, The Situation vs. Ronnie, and even Kanye West vs. President Obama! While trash talking is a big part of professional sports, it is not the only place we find enemies exchanging in a war of words.  Everyone loves to […]

  • You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    You Ain’t Got No Alibi: 9 Ridiculous Cheerleading Scandals

    In lines of work that breed depravity, “cheerleader” might be neck and neck with “athlete.” Both are entitled, receive special treatment for their genetic gifts, and are mired in competition and fast living. So it should be no surprise that scandals in the world of cheerleading are as regular as reports of steroid use in […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night – 11/3/10 – Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night – 11/3/10 – Kobe Bryant

    Looks like someone is totally recovered from that off-season knee surgery. The Lakers went to Sacramento to take on the Kings, looking for their 5th straight win to start the new season. Kobe Bryant was ready to dominate. So ready to dominate that Kobe went triple-double on the Kings. Bryant scored 30 points on 9-22 […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 10/27/10 — Kobe Bryant

    The Stat Line of the Night — 10/27/10 — Kobe Bryant

    On the opening night of the NBA, most eyes were on the new trio in Miami, however when they sputtered the defending champion L.A. Lakers made the night a hit.  Kobe Bryant, the leader of the team and arguably the best player of this generation were able to squeak out a victory on the night […]

  • Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Cue the Ball Boy: 10 Classic Sports Porn Parodies

    Some matches are made in heaven: peanut butter and chocolate, coffee and doughnuts, football and beer. After doing some cursory research for this piece, the worlds of sports and adult entertainment do not fall under this umbrella. In fact, the below instances are actually quite hilarious examples of the not-so-brilliant minds at the porn shops […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Snapple “Real Fact” #95

    Picture Of The Day: Snapple “Real Fact” #95

    Several of Snapple’s “Real Facts”, which can be found under their caps, have been discredited.  Will this be one of them?  Kobe Bryant currently owns five NBA Championships and two NBA Finals MVP awards.  LeBron James owns none, although he is hoping that a move to Miami to play with the likes of Dwyane Wade […]

  • Not Jiggy Enough: 9 Athletes Who Couldn’t Make the Leap to Music

    Not Jiggy Enough: 9 Athletes Who Couldn’t Make the Leap to Music

    The drive that motivates athletes is crucial to their success, it can as easily lead to their downfall. A desire to conquer different arenas outside of sport has proven wildly fruitless in all but a handful of examples. The flash and status associated with music draws many athletes like so many overpaid moths to a […]

  • 9 Sports Commercial Stunts So Cool No One Cares If They’re Fake

    9 Sports Commercial Stunts So Cool No One Cares If They’re Fake

    While athletes have the ability to amaze us on the field, the advent of viral videos allows many of those same athletes to blow us away just by screwing around. Be it during practice, outtakes during commercials or photo shoots, even when the pressure’s off and nothing’s at stake, the best of the best can […]

  • Kobe Bryant, ‘The Kloser’ (Video)

    Kobe Bryant, ‘The Kloser’ (Video)

    Vitamin Water has produced some quality commercials (see Steve Nash, David Ortiz, Brian Urlacher, and my favorite the one with David Wright and  ‘The Situation’). This one with Los Angeles Lakers star guard, Kobe Bryant, is no different — it makes me want to drink their product. Kobe has been coined ‘the kloser’ for his […]

  • Marcus Jordan: Don’t Compare Kobe To My Dad

    Marcus Jordan: Don’t Compare Kobe To My Dad

    With the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics battling it out in a tight Game 7 of the NBA Finals last night, ABC posted this graphic (above) comparing Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan’s success in the finals.  The graphic clearly shows that the edge belongs to MJ, but for those who didn’t quite get […]

  • The Stat Line of the Night — 6/15/10 — Pau Gasol

    The Stat Line of the Night — 6/15/10 — Pau Gasol

    The LA Lakers were down 3-2 going into the game last night.  Just one loss away from elimination and a disappointing end to the season.  After splitting the first two games in L.A., the Celtics had won 2 of 3 in Boston and put the Lakers on their heels.  With Kobe trying to do too […]

  • Keep Your Boogers To Yourself Kobe! (Video)

    Keep Your Boogers To Yourself Kobe! (Video)

    When the final buzzer sounded in Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics, Kobe Bryant had already scored 29 points in a 91-84 victory, but he still had one more shot, or should we say “snot”, left in his arsenal. Poor Ric Bucher!  I don’t think this […]

  • Kobe Ignores Chris Rock, But Phil Jackson Doesn’t (Videos)

    Kobe Ignores Chris Rock, But Phil Jackson Doesn’t (Videos)

    Chris Rock was just one of the many celebrities present at the Staples Center last night for Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics.  However, he was not the only “Rock” sitting courtside.  At times throughout the game, another “Rock” could be seen sitting right next to […]