Tag Archives: Los Angeles Clippers

  • Donald Sterling Goes on the Offensive with Ridiculous 400-Word Diatribe Against NBA

    Donald Sterling Goes on the Offensive with Ridiculous 400-Word Diatribe Against NBA

    As you have probably heard by now, late Sunday night, disgraced Clippers owner Donald Sterling announced that he will definitely sue the NBA after all. Probably. Now he’s released an absolutely hilarious 400-word rant about how the NBA owners are “despicable monsters” exacting a “reign of terror” focused on stripping Sterling of his “fundamental rights.” […]

  • Donald Sterling Changes His Mind, Says He WILL Sue the NBA

    Donald Sterling Changes His Mind, Says He WILL Sue the NBA

    First he was going to sue. Then he wasn’t. Then he was. Then he wasn’t. Now, apparently, disgraced soon-to-be-former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has decided, once again, that he will sue the NBA and try to block the sale of the team to Steve Ballmer. You will recall that, when the NBA first […]

  • Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys Clippers for $2 Billion

    Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys Clippers for $2 Billion

    Good news everyone. We are now one step closer to never having to write a story about Donald Sterling ever again. Late last night, his estranged wife Shelly Sterling signed an agreement to sell the Los Angeles Clippers to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2,000,000,000. Yes, I could have written it $2 billion, but […]

  • Beer Thrown at Refs and on Dates at Last Night’s Clippers Game

    Beer Thrown at Refs and on Dates at Last Night’s Clippers Game

    Apologies for the vague headline, but there was just too much beer being thrown during Game 6 of the Clippers-Thunder NBA Playoff series last night in Los Angelesto sum it up accurately in one headline. The trouble apparently started when a girl with courtside seats got mad at her boyfriend and dumped her beer on him, […]

  • Donald Sterling Refuses to Pay Fine, Plans to Sue NBA

    Donald Sterling Refuses to Pay Fine, Plans to Sue NBA

    As expected, disgraced Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not going to go down without a fight. Yesterday, Sterling’s lawyer informed NBA commissioner Adam Silver that his client will not be paying the $2.5 million fine levied against him last month after TMZ published audio recordings of him talking like a 1960s racist. Moreover, they threatened […]

  • Rihanna Braless at Basketball Game: Clippers-Thunder Game 6 Edition (Photos)

    Rihanna Braless at Basketball Game: Clippers-Thunder Game 6 Edition (Photos)

    At Game 6 of the Los Angeles Clippers’ playoff series against the Oklahoma City Thunder, Rihanna once again made her presence known, and once again people noticed that she wasn’t wearing a bra. Rihanna had a prime courtside seat for the game, but it seems like the best view belonged to those watching the game on ESPN.  That […]

  • Jack Nicholson Snuffs Kid at Clippers Game (GIF w/ LeBron James Reaction)

    Jack Nicholson Snuffs Kid at Clippers Game (GIF w/ LeBron James Reaction)

    With his beloved Lakers out of the NBA Playoffs, Jack Nicholson had to resort to going to a Clippers game. The slight change of scenery must have affected his gregarious nature, since he snubbed a kid trying to shake his hand—a kid who looks so young that he might have wondered where he even recognized Nicholson from […]