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  • Mario Balotelli Blasts Diego Costa in the Groin With a Free Kick (GIF)

    Mario Balotelli Blasts Diego Costa in the Groin With a Free Kick (GIF)

    AC Milan’s run for their eighth UEFA Champions League title officially ended today when they were knocked out of the European club tournament by Atletico Madrid.  But before making his exit, Milan striker Mario Balotelli was able to leave one final mark on this year’s Champions League tourney. Unfortunately for Atletico’s Diego Costa, that mark […]

  • The 15 Hottest Girlfriends of Mario Balotteli

    The 15 Hottest Girlfriends of Mario Balotteli

    Last week we brought you a list of pro athletes with a penchant for patronizing the world’s oldest profession, and among them was Italian soccer superstar Mario Balotelli. A surprise? Well, yes and no. On the one hand, he’s a pretty wild dude who seems to burn the candle at both ends, so the fact […]

  • Mario Balotelli Scores Goal, Tiziano Crudeli Loses His Mind (Video)

    Mario Balotelli Scores Goal, Tiziano Crudeli Loses His Mind (Video)

    I don’t know who first came up with the idea to put a TV camera on AC Milan play-by-play announcer Tiziano Crudeli, but it really must have been a no-brainer. I don’t think any announcer in sports today gets as worked up and gives as many over-the-top reactions as he does. Of course, Crudeli’s allegiance […]

  • Is This Gorgeous Brunette Mario Balotelli’s New Girlfriend? (Pics)

    Is This Gorgeous Brunette Mario Balotelli’s New Girlfriend? (Pics)

    Think it would suck to be a coach or teammate of Mario Balotelli? Try being his brother. You see, last week said brother, Enoch Barwuah, was sitting next to an incredibly hot brunette at the San Siro watching Mario and AC Milan take on Roma. So what conclusion does everyone draw? Well, if Enoch were […]

  • Mario Balotelli Finally Has a Twitter Account

    Mario Balotelli Finally Has a Twitter Account

    Twitter is made for people like Italian soccer player Mario Balotelli—people with impulse control problems who regularly do and say crazy things. In the last year alone, this guy has stolen a camera from a Manchester City photographer, commissioned a life-sized statue of himself, and wagered sex with his girlfriend that Real Madrid wouldn’t come […]

  • Mario Balotelli Has Commissioned a Life-Sized Statue…of Himself

    Mario Balotelli Has Commissioned a Life-Sized Statue…of Himself

    Mario Balotelli makes my job fun. Some days you have to write about heroes murdering their girlfriends, or teenage boxers being killed in the ring. But then there are days when you get to write about a dude like Mario—a dude who builds an ATV racetrack in his backyard, sets his house on fire by […]