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  • Report: NFL May Discipline The Cowboys For Premature Mark Sanchez Signing

    Report: NFL May Discipline The Cowboys For Premature Mark Sanchez Signing

    What an eventful Saturday for the Dallas Cowboys organization as they announced the signing of recently released Denver Broncos quarterback Mark Sanchez.   Cowboys have signed veteran QB Mark Sanchez and is expected to backup Dak Prescott. Details: https://t.co/bF5s1Ec9ubpic.twitter.com/UDdBo6Diql — Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) September 3, 2016 Fans around the league laughed, memes were made, and […]

  • In Dire Need of Another Terrible QB, Dallas Cowboys to Sign Mark Sanchez

    In Dire Need of Another Terrible QB, Dallas Cowboys to Sign Mark Sanchez

    Former New York Jets/Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mark Sanchez’s time with the Denver Broncos was over before it ever really began after the team decided he was a terrible QB and released him. Had the Broncos kept Sanchez, they would’ve been forced to give a good sum of money and a draft pick to the Philadelphia Eagles. Clearly, […]

  • Emmanuel Sanders’ Grandma Doesn’t Know What a “Butt Fumble” Is (Video)

    Emmanuel Sanders’ Grandma Doesn’t Know What a “Butt Fumble” Is (Video)

    Once Mark Sanchez arrives in Denver to meet his new Broncos teammates and their fans, there’s a good chance he’ll find himself being asked some questions about the infamous “Butt Fumble.” One person he won’t have to worry about field such questions from, however, is the grandmother of Broncos wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders, because she has […]

  • John Elway’s Phone Has Been Blowing Up Since Acquiring Mark Sanchez

    John Elway’s Phone Has Been Blowing Up Since Acquiring Mark Sanchez

    John Elway and the Denver Broncos have found their QB replacement after losing Brock Osweiler to the Houston Texans and Peyton Manning to retirement….. Congratulations Broncos fans, your new QB is former Eagles backup Mark Sanchez. Our boys over at NotSportsCenter have hacked into John Elway’s inbox after he acquired Mark Sanchez… Credit – NotSportsCenter

  • Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez decided to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles’ decisive victory on Monday night by slowly killing himself with Philly cheesesteaks. Needless to say, the Philly fans ate it up, if only because they’re under some weird spell that causes them to think that the “traditional” Philly cheesesteaks are the pinnacle form of the dish. NOT […]

  • Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent more time staying abreast of the various culinary delights at CenturyLink Field than learning Chip Kelly‘s playbook. On Monday night, however, Sanchez proved […]

  • Mark Sanchez Recommends the Chicken Fingers to Nick Foles (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Recommends the Chicken Fingers to Nick Foles (Video)

    If you will be taking in a football game at Lincoln Financial Field some time this season and are trying to plan what food you’re going to eat, Mark Sanchez recommends the chicken fingers. I’m serious. This is not a joke. I would never joke about stadium eats. Eagles backup quarterback Mark Sanchez recommends the […]

  • Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Yesterday, the NFL announced that they would allow draftees at tonight’s NFL Draft to select their own walk-up music, which will play over the speakers at the Radio City Music Hall in New York as they make their way to the stage after being selected. That has caused some to wonder what it would have been like […]

  • 32 NFL Quarterbacks As Their Team’s Nicknames (Gallery)

    32 NFL Quarterbacks As Their Team’s Nicknames (Gallery)

    When you say something like, “Tony Romo is a Cowboy,” or “Matthew Stafford is a Lion,” what you’re really implying is that Romo and Stafford are member of the Dallas Cowboys and Detroit Lions organizations, respectively. What you’re certainly not implying is that Tony Romo is an actual cowboy, or Matthew Stafford is an actual […]

  • 21 Ill-Advised Sports Tattoos

    21 Ill-Advised Sports Tattoos

    Remember last week, when we told you about the rather interesting tattoo New York Jets coach Rex Ryan showed off on his Christmas vacation in the Bahamas? Well, that got me thinking: where does Ryan’s tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey rank in the pantheon of ill-advised sports tattoos? Now, by “ill-advised” […]

  • The Jets’ 2012 Season in One 4-Minute Blooper Package (Video)

    The Jets’ 2012 Season in One 4-Minute Blooper Package (Video)

    The New York Jets’ 2012 season will be one for Jets fans to forget, and for everyone else to laugh about. If you fall under the category of “Jets fans,” I suggest you leave this post now. As for those of you who fall under the category of “everyone else,” we have something special for […]