Tag Archives: Mark Sanchez

  • Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Celebrates Win by Poisoning Himself with Cheesesteaks (Video)

    Mark Sanchez decided to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles’ decisive victory on Monday night by slowly killing himself with Philly cheesesteaks. Needless to say, the Philly fans ate it up, if only because they’re under some weird spell that causes them to think that the “traditional” Philly cheesesteaks are the pinnacle form of the dish. NOT […]

  • Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Chip Kelly’s Blitzkrieg Eagles Offense Was Too Fast for the Referees Last Night (GIF + Video)

    Philadelphia Eagles fans were probably a little nervous when starting QB Nick Foles went down with a broken collarbone—not because Foles has been playing particularly well, but because they feared the second stringer, Mark Sanchez, had spent more time staying abreast of the various culinary delights at CenturyLink Field than learning Chip Kelly‘s playbook. On Monday night, however, Sanchez proved […]

  • Mark Sanchez Recommends the Chicken Fingers to Nick Foles (Video)

    Mark Sanchez Recommends the Chicken Fingers to Nick Foles (Video)

    If you will be taking in a football game at Lincoln Financial Field some time this season and are trying to plan what food you’re going to eat, Mark Sanchez recommends the chicken fingers. I’m serious. This is not a joke. I would never joke about stadium eats. Eagles backup quarterback Mark Sanchez recommends the […]

  • Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Imagining Past NFL Drafts With Walk-Up Music (Video)

    Yesterday, the NFL announced that they would allow draftees at tonight’s NFL Draft to select their own walk-up music, which will play over the speakers at the Radio City Music Hall in New York as they make their way to the stage after being selected. That has caused some to wonder what it would have been like […]

  • 32 NFL Quarterbacks As Their Team’s Nicknames (Gallery)

    32 NFL Quarterbacks As Their Team’s Nicknames (Gallery)

    When you say something like, “Tony Romo is a Cowboy,” or “Matthew Stafford is a Lion,” what you’re really implying is that Romo and Stafford are member of the Dallas Cowboys and Detroit Lions organizations, respectively. What you’re certainly not implying is that Tony Romo is an actual cowboy, or Matthew Stafford is an actual […]

  • 21 Ill-Advised Sports Tattoos

    21 Ill-Advised Sports Tattoos

    Remember last week, when we told you about the rather interesting tattoo New York Jets coach Rex Ryan showed off on his Christmas vacation in the Bahamas? Well, that got me thinking: where does Ryan’s tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey rank in the pantheon of ill-advised sports tattoos? Now, by “ill-advised” […]

  • The Jets’ 2012 Season in One 4-Minute Blooper Package (Video)

    The Jets’ 2012 Season in One 4-Minute Blooper Package (Video)

    The New York Jets’ 2012 season will be one for Jets fans to forget, and for everyone else to laugh about. If you fall under the category of “Jets fans,” I suggest you leave this post now. As for those of you who fall under the category of “everyone else,” we have something special for […]

  • The Jets Were Hilariously Awful on Monday Night Football (GIFs)

    The Jets Were Hilariously Awful on Monday Night Football (GIFs)

    Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse for Rex Ryan and the New York Jets, they have to play a game on Monday Night Football. The last thing they needed was another opportunity to bring their bumbling idiot circus to national TV—with a berth in the postseason on the line, no less—but […]

  • NFL Quarterbacks Conversation On Facebook (Week 12)

    NFL Quarterbacks Conversation On Facebook (Week 12)

    Eli Manning, Tom Brady and Matt Ryan all have very good reasons to gloat following their strong personal performances over the Thanksgiving weekend, which helped lead their respective teams to victories.  And while they certainly didn’t allow the opportunity to bask in the glory pass them by in this week’s edition of the “NFL Quarterbacks […]

  • NFL Quarterbacks Facebook Convo: Week 7 Edition

    NFL Quarterbacks Facebook Convo: Week 7 Edition

    Six NFL teams were on their bye during week 7, including Matt Ryan‘s undefeated Atlanta Falcons and Peyton Manning’s Denver Broncos.  But there were still another 26 teams in action.  And that means there was plenty to talk about when the league’s elite quarterbacks took to Facebook a few days later.  You can find out […]

  • Another NFL Quarterback Facebook Conversation (This Time With Mark Sanchez)

    Another NFL Quarterback Facebook Conversation (This Time With Mark Sanchez)

    You remember those fake Facebook conversations between NFL quarterbacks we told you about last week and then again on Monday? The first was a hypothetical interaction started by fake Tom Brady and fake Peyton Manning, who were fake excited for their real game against each other on Sunday. The second was a hypothetical interaction started […]

  • New York Jets Fight During Training Camp Practice (Video)

    New York Jets Fight During Training Camp Practice (Video)

    We knew it was going to be an interesting season for the New York Jets. As soon as they took poor Tim Tebow off the Broncos’ hands and brought Tebow-mania to the Meadowlands, they were asking for it. And of course, training camp got off to an interesting start. Two weeks ago, there was a […]