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  • The Euro 2016 Mascot Shares Its Name with a Sex Toy. Oops!

    The Euro 2016 Mascot Shares Its Name with a Sex Toy. Oops!

    While the host country of France and UEFA organizers are clearly working on ensuring that the matches go off safely and without incident, it seems the marketing department of this year’s tournament could have done a better job naming the mascot. The weird little doll-faced boy is named Super Victor. He wears a cape and […]

  • The Oregon Duck Mimics the St. Joe’s Hawk Like a Pro (Video)

    The Oregon Duck Mimics the St. Joe’s Hawk Like a Pro (Video)

    March Madness isn’t all buzzer-beaters. Sometimes, in its simplest form, it’s one guy in a bird costume making fun of another guy in a bird costume on national television. Such was the case on Sunday when the Oregon Ducks squared off against the Saint Joseph’s Hawks. The Hawks fell to the Ducks, 64-69, so it’s […]

  • Steve Ballmer May Let Kanye West Redesign the Clippers Mascot

    Steve Ballmer May Let Kanye West Redesign the Clippers Mascot

    While Kanye West might be one of the most divisive and polarizing celebrities around, it’s hard to knock his passion and enthusiasm for creating art. Most of the time, that’s music, sometimes it’s weird fashion, and yesterday, it was an interest in redesigning the Clippers mascot. It’s not clear what brought about this itch, but […]

  • Russell Westbrook Has a Few Choice Words for the Nuggets Mascot (Video)

    Russell Westbrook Has a Few Choice Words for the Nuggets Mascot (Video)

    Did you know that Russell Westbrook has something resembling a feud going on with Rocky, the Denver Nuggets mascot? I didn’t either, but the news is delightful. Apparently the lights-out Thunder guard screwed the mascot out of a half-court shot a couple years back, and it seems that things haven’t gotten any more congenial since then. […]

  • Pacers Mascot’s Head Fall Off During Routine, America Laughs (Video)

    Pacers Mascot’s Head Fall Off During Routine, America Laughs (Video)

    It’s preseason in the NBA, which means we’re still working out the kinks on a lot of different fronts. So it should comes as no surprise that things didn’t go perfectly for Boomer, the Pacers mascot, whose head was violently ripped from his body when he attempted the lauded trampoline dunk. Here’s some blurry photos […]

  • Rangers Mascot Terrifies Fan with by Dangling a Fake Spider (Video)

    Rangers Mascot Terrifies Fan with by Dangling a Fake Spider (Video)

    The Texas Rangers mascot, who goes by the strange name of “Rangers Captain” (even though it’s a horse), does a great job of both scaring and embarrassing a fan when he (it?) goes through the crowd and dangles a spider from a stick. It would likely terrify anyone, even if they were aware that they […]

  • USWNT Fan In Eagle Costume Steals the Show at Women’s World Cup Final

    USWNT Fan In Eagle Costume Steals the Show at Women’s World Cup Final

    The USWNT’s Carli Lloyd may be the MVP of the tournament, but the real MVP of Sunday’s Women’s World Cup final between the USA and Japan was this American fan and her eagle costume. Just look at her! GIF: This is all you need for the rest of this game pic.twitter.com/TWWXX8GtIU — The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) […]

  • Partick Thistle FC’s New Mascot Is Made Out of Nightmares

    Partick Thistle FC’s New Mascot Is Made Out of Nightmares

    When you’re a Scottish Premiere League team, as Partick Thistle FC is, you have to really work to get your name known outside your homeland.  Well, I have to say that they’ve done a good job of that after unveiling Kingsley, an asymmetrical monstrosity that looks like it will eat your soul, not unlike The […]

  • Austria Vienna Lion Mascot Shows Up Drunk For Work (Video)

    Austria Vienna Lion Mascot Shows Up Drunk For Work (Video)

    Showing up to work drunk is a great way to get fired from most jobs, but I wonder if that rule applies to European soccer mascots as well.  Super Leo, the lion mascot for Austria Vienna is about to find out after he showed up to his team’s 2-1 win over Wiener Neustadt on Saturday […]

  • Grizzlies Mascot Goes WWE on Blazers Mascot in Game 1 (Video)

    Grizzlies Mascot Goes WWE on Blazers Mascot in Game 1 (Video)

    The NBA playoffs kicked off on Saturday, and while there was plenty of great basketball being played, the star of the weekend may have been Grit, the Memphis Grizzlies mascot. While other mascots were just running around, lifting their arms in the air, the Grizzlies mascot climbed a ladder and frog-splashed the Blazers’ mascot (uh, probably not […]

  • This 76ers Mascot Is Shooting…Something…at the Fans (Video)

    This 76ers Mascot Is Shooting…Something…at the Fans (Video)

    If you ever wondered what a six-foot tall, cat-like can of Silly Spray looks like, the 76ers mascot has you covered. It’s pretty bizarre, and pretty gross. SB Nation refers to the projected material as a “white goo.” That’s scientific enough for our purposes. The 76ers mascot shoots it into the crowd with cold, mechanical accuracy. […]

  • Miguel Cabrera Stole the Philly Phanatic’s Keys Yesterday (Video)

    Miguel Cabrera Stole the Philly Phanatic’s Keys Yesterday (Video)

    In case you weren’t sure if the Philly Phanatic was a registered Pennsylvania driver, the answer is “yes.” Or so we were led to believe such, as the Philly Phanatic had his (its?) keys stolen by none other than legendary car thief Miguel Cabrera. In the interest of accuracy, we should probably mention that these were […]

  • Southern Illinois Mascot Steamrolls Little Girl on the Court (Video)

    Southern Illinois Mascot Steamrolls Little Girl on the Court (Video)

    Welp, if your’e wondering why bad things happen to good people, we don’t have an answer, but we’ve got another case for your files. Here, we see a little girl playing on the court of a basketball game in the background when the Southern Illinois mascot just runs her over. The Southern Illinois Salukis (whatever) […]