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Jags’ Mascot Bungees In For Grand Entrance (Video)
When fans in attendance to watch the Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday afternoon saw Jaxson de Ville standing on top of a lighting tower at EverBank Stadium, they must have feared that the beloved Jaguar was contemplating suicide. After all, cheering for the dreadful Jaguars and their inept offensive unit will do [...]
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Mascot Engulfs Titans’ Cheerleader (Video)
Inflatable mascots are eating cheerleaders again. Chris Johnson is breaking off 76-yard touchdown runs. Did my time machine just take us 8 months back in time? I thought the giant cheerleader-eating inflatable mascot fad was dead, but I guess I was wrong. However, I am still left wondering what exactly goes on inside that giant [...]
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Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)
Mascots are always doing their best to entertain fans, particularly the young ones, during sporting events. Sometimes they may even take their act a little too far. Most fans can find it in themselves to tolerate these mischievous mascots, but what happens when they pick on the wrong person? Let’s just say it is all [...]
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Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)
Life as a mascot for a professional sports team can be quite nice at times. After all, who wouldn’t want to spend several hours a day practicing with the cheerleaders. And if you are good enough, you may even get to throw a dry-hump, or two, in there as well. As for the Toronto Raptors [...]
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School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL
Fails are always fun, but this one left me speechless. For those of you out there who didn’t pick up on the obvious issue with this picture, I’ll clear it up for you. What seems like an innocent sweatshirt in fact looks eerily like a plane flying into the twin towers. And by eerily I [...]
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Minnesota Gopher Mascot Throws One Vicious Stiff Arm
If there is one thing we have learned about mascots, it is to never take them lightly. They may seem like kind furry creatures, but beneath the costume is often an angry, sweaty male just waiting to let out some aggression. During halftime of Sunday’s game at the Metrodome between the Seattle Seahawks and the [...]
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UVA’s Cav Man Gets Taken For A Rough Ride By Sabre
Total Pro Sports – Score this as one point for PETA. It is perhaps the best way to sum up what has been a rather disappointing season thus far for the Virginia Cavaliers only two games into their 2009 NCAA football season. After losing their opener to William & Mary (yes, that’s right), the Cavs [...]
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Mascot Crashes While Taking 400m Hurdles Champion Melanie Walker For A Ride
Total Pro Sports – Melaine Walker of Jamaica was able to get over all of her hurdles on route to the gold medal in the women’s 400m-meter event at the World Track and Field Championships in Berlin. Little did she know that there would be one more hurdle in her way following the race, but [...]
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Want To Surprise You Bride? Invite Your School Mascot To The Wedding!
Total Pro Sports – Tired of the same old boring wedding? Looking to try something different in order to impress your college sweetheart on her special day? Why not bring back those memories from when you first met her at school by inviting your university mascot as a special guest at your wedding! Just make [...]
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Horny Shark Mascot Is Swimming In Hot Water
Total Pro Sports – With mascots in sports mainly used to entertain children, it is just wrong to have them preforming sexually suggestive acts during games. That is why Willy, the shark mascot for Colombian side Junior Tiburon, is currently swimming in hot water. The inflatable shark is known for humping anything in sight. His [...]
