Tag Archives: mascot

  • Picture Of The Day: Horny Mascot

    Picture Of The Day: Horny Mascot

    There is no denying the fact that this mascot’s eyes are staring directly at the female’s crotch, which leaves us with just two questions: 1) Can the man in the costume actually see through those eyes? 2) How old is the owner of the crotch he is staring at? If he really likes what he […]

  • Picture Of The Day: Is “Scrotie The Nads” The Best Mascot Ever?

    Picture Of The Day: Is “Scrotie The Nads” The Best Mascot Ever?

    He sure as hell gets my vote! For those of you who think Scrotie is just a big college joke, think again!  He is actually a legitimate mascot for the Rhode Island School of Design, whose hockey team calls themselves “The Nads,” while their basketball team is appropriately named “The Balls.” Despite being the school’s […]

  • Jazz Mascot Fights Cavs Fan (Video)

    Jazz Mascot Fights Cavs Fan (Video)

    So much for mascots being a bunch of soft, kind, lovable creatures.  Suddenly they seem to be taking on the role of super badass, whether they are being treated to a few lap dances, or trading punches with fans of the opposition. The Utah Jazz mascot, “Bear”, took part in the latter Friday night when […]

  • High School Mascot Hospitalized Following Pep Rally Assault (Video)

    High School Mascot Hospitalized Following Pep Rally Assault (Video)

    Perhaps Mitch Cater could have used some of those mascot MMA training lessons from Georges St-Pierre.  They probably could have helped him fend off all those overly aggressive junior varsity football players. During a pep rally Friday prior to Backersfield High School’s Valley Conference championship game against Clovis West High School, Mitch volunteered to wear […]

  • Georges St. Pierre Teaches Mascots Some MMA (Video)

    Georges St. Pierre Teaches Mascots Some MMA (Video)

    Mascots are not safe from anyone.  Not fans.  Not police.  Not even other mascots! It appears as though their only option at this point is to learn how to defend themselves.  The UConn Husky and the Princeton Tiger have decided to do just that, and they hired the perfect trainer for the job, Georges St. […]

  • Bearcats’ Mascot Arrested During Game (Video)

    Bearcats’ Mascot Arrested During Game (Video)

    For our latest edition of “Mascots Behaving Badly” we take you to Cincinnati, where the University of Cincinnati’s mascot, The Bearcat, was arrested for disorderly conduct after pelting fans with snowballs and pushing a security guard during Saturday’s game against Pittsburgh. Just one question.  What’s with the female in the second video repeatedly telling everyone […]

  • Jags’ Mascot Bungees In For Grand Entrance (Video)

    Jags’ Mascot Bungees In For Grand Entrance (Video)

    When fans in attendance to watch the Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday afternoon saw Jaxson de Ville standing on top of a lighting tower at EverBank Stadium, they must have feared that the beloved Jaguar was contemplating suicide.  After all, cheering for the dreadful Jaguars and their inept offensive unit will do […]

  • Mascot Engulfs Titans’ Cheerleader (Video)

    Mascot Engulfs Titans’ Cheerleader (Video)

    Inflatable mascots are eating cheerleaders again.  Chris Johnson is breaking off 76-yard touchdown runs.  Did my time machine just take us 8 months back in time? I thought the giant cheerleader-eating inflatable mascot fad was dead, but I guess I was wrong.  However, I am still left wondering what exactly goes on inside that giant […]

  • Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Note To Self: Don’t Prank Kids (GIF)

    Mascots are always doing their best to entertain fans, particularly the young ones, during sporting events.  Sometimes they may even take their act a little too far.  Most fans can find it in themselves to tolerate these mischievous mascots, but what happens when they pick on the wrong person? Let’s just say it is all […]

  • Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Mascot Eats Cheerleader (Trust Me, Just Watch)

    Life as a mascot for a professional sports team can be quite nice at times.  After all, who wouldn’t want to spend several hours a day practicing with the cheerleaders.  And if you are good enough, you may even get to throw a dry-hump, or two, in there as well. As for the Toronto Raptors […]

  • School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    School Pride + 9/11 = FAIL

    Fails are always fun, but this one left me speechless.  For those of you out there who didn’t pick up on the obvious issue with this picture, I’ll clear it up for you.  What seems like an innocent sweatshirt in fact looks eerily like a plane flying into the twin towers.  And by eerily I […]

  • Minnesota Gopher Mascot Throws One Vicious Stiff Arm

    Minnesota Gopher Mascot Throws One Vicious Stiff Arm

    If there is one thing we have learned about mascots, it is to never take them lightly. They may seem like kind furry creatures, but beneath the costume is often an angry, sweaty male just waiting to let out some aggression. During halftime of Sunday’s game at the Metrodome between the Seattle Seahawks and the […]

  • UVA’s Cav Man Gets Taken For A Rough Ride By Sabre

    UVA’s Cav Man Gets Taken For A Rough Ride By Sabre

    Total Pro Sports – Score this as one point for PETA. It is perhaps the best way to sum up what has been a rather disappointing season thus far for the Virginia Cavaliers only two games into their 2009 NCAA football season.  After losing their opener to William & Mary (yes, that’s right), the Cavs […]

  • Want To Surprise You Bride?  Invite Your School Mascot To The Wedding!

    Want To Surprise You Bride? Invite Your School Mascot To The Wedding!

    Total Pro Sports – Tired of the same old boring wedding?  Looking to try something different in order to impress your college sweetheart on her special day?  Why not bring back those memories from when you first met her at school by inviting your university mascot as a special guest at your wedding!  Just make […]